According to my sources, the Cannes Film Festival kicked off last night, and for some reason because she’s totally a serious actress now and not just another Insta-wannabe, Emily Ratajkowski is there. And honestly, I don’t really care what Emily was doing there. As long as she shows up topless, I bet she gets invited wherever she wants. I know she’s got a standing invite to Tuna HQ.
If a reality TV fame whore, who was an ex Glamour model, which is code for hooker who gets invited to Maxim Superbowl Parties, gets topless on the beach….showing the world her fake tits like she was still in her 20s…or even her 30s….does she make a sound… The answer is yes…of course she makes a sound…we like our Chicago raised Polish immigrants topless, especially when it comes from a place of desperation and survival, after spending the better part of her life – thinking she’s amazing…cuz all you dudes suck up to these idiots not realizing it makes their hooking unaffordable…. But I like when they fall off, especially when they look this good, with their little fake tits flashed…cuz those communist Genes are tight…and trying to remind you that she exists… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I still don’t know why Olivia Munn gets invited to anything these days, if it’s not some sort of nerd convention, it just doesn’t seem right to me. Anyhow, here she is at the Contagion premiere the other night looking kinda boring actually. She needs to get back in her sexy nerd costumes, she’s given it a good run, but now it’s time to get back to what she does best. Put on a slutty Princess Leia costume, chain yourself to some morbidly obese dude dressed as Jabba The Hutt and call it a career.