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Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day

Ashley Tisdale knows one thing…and that thing is that her face is pretty broken down, but her body is pretty banging, so as long as she crops out her face, things are fucking sexy and fit….maintaining her fans that I am surprised she has, but not really, dudes are weird especially when they are dudes who watch High School Musical… I guess the life lesson is that if you’re not cute, but marketed cute, not hot, but marketed hot…even monstrous in your asymmetry…commit to the fit body…because even the hottest girls get old…but a toned stomach, face or not, is something even the most unimpressed pervert would want to cum on… The post Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s Terrifying Outfit of the DAy

It’s always the girls who need to be body shamed, who take this stance on not body shaming, which is why I believe in Body Shaming… I don’t see how anything good can come from Demi Lovato, the body shaming advocate, while rocking a body that should be shamed, wearing an outfit like this… But maybe, her agenda is to own her body, and all it’s disgusting, that she knows is disgusting, because it speaks to fat chicks, which is the majority of the market, that if she positions herself as an inspiration to them, they’ll buy her shit and believe her.. Like she intentionally gets fat and wears tight clothes to bring that point home…Girl Power…as long as she gets paid.. To think this girl is anything but a money grubbing puppet is ingnorant… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato’s Terrifying Outfit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hollywood Xposed: Week of Sept. 14th

Ravishing beauty Angie Heyward is back with the latest edition the popular Naked News segment Hollywood Xposed ! What secrets will Angie expose this time? As long as she exposes herself while doing so, we’re game for anything!

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Vanessa Hudgens Can’t Hide Her Legs

We don’t see Vanessa Hudgens around that much these days, so you might think I’d be a little bummed about her hiding her face from the paps with that big dumb hat. But hey, as long as she’s not covering up those sexy stems of hers, me and the Little Tuna will always be happy to see her. And I’m betting you perverts will too. Enjoy. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Some UK Soap Star’s Cellulite Ass of the Day

Jennifer Metcalfe is some UK soap star, which I assume is code for middle class hooker, with a solid vehicle to marry and get pregnant by a soccer player…so long as she looks like a Glamour model… Well she was in a bikini, which is exciting, because bikinis are all that matter, as you know if you visit any site, including but not limited to instagram, or your high school crush’s facebook vacation photo album for masturabtion material…it doesn’t even matter who is in the bikini just so long as the bikini happened… Well she is 31, is a fitness instructor in her spare time, and girls in the UK, mainly trashy fat ones who watch her Soap Opera from their trailer park, you know the gypsy kind, probably hate how hot she looks… Well she has cellulite, which I think we should shame, even though I know all girls have cellulite, it’s what makes for a good booty, but I like to perpetuate unrealistic ideals in women…like no cellulite…to keep them insecure and oppressed for my dick. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Some UK Soap Star’s Cellulite Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton Does 4th Of July In A Bikini Top

I guess Paris Hilton is looking for more attention these days now that she’s only the world’s second most famous porn star (after Kim Kardashian , that is). Because she showed up to some July 4th party in Las Vegas in a star-spangled bikini. And look, I know I’ve made fun of Paris in the past, but as long as she’s still rocking a bikini, I’m more than happy to help Paris keep her 15 minutes going another 30-45 seconds at a time. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Paris Hilton Is The Queen Of F%cking Everything!

I don’t know if Paris Hilton is still technically considered famous, let alone the “Queen of F*&king Everything,” like her phone says. But I’m still happy to keep her 15 minutes going, as long as she keeps showing up wearing a swimsuit. I just wish she would leave the picture taking to the professionals. No, not the paps. I meant me. I bet my phone takes way better pictures. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Maia Mitchell Is An Up-and-coming Babe

One of the nice things I like about the MTV Movie Awards is that they always manage to invite a bunch of up-and-coming hotties I haven’t heard of before. So, unlike other award shows, they’re not entirely pointless. Anyway, here’s one of those new hotties:  Maia Mitchell . According to my research, Maia’s an Australian actress/singer. And even though I’ve never seen a single thing she’s been in or heard one of her songs, I can already tell she’s extremely talented and has a bright future ahead of her, as long as she plays her cards right. With a little luck, she could even become one of my future ex-wives. Fingers crossed. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Charlotte McKinney Has A Case Of Nippleitis

Listen, I know I may knock Charlotte McKinney and say she’s kind of average-looking, but I also know she’s got a great rack. And as long as she’s showing it off, I’m a fan. So here’s Charlotte heading into an interview with ABC News , and I just hope they asked her how she managed to come down with a case of nippleitis through what looks like three layers of clothing. I always knew those funbags of hers were talented, but I didn’t know they were this talented. I’m impressed. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Christina Milian’s Cleavage Show

I always forget what Christina Milian is up to these days… I think she’s got a reality show or something now, but that’s a pretty safe guess for any forgotten hottie looking to make a comeback. Really though, I don’t care what Christina’s doing, as long as she keeps showing up places dropping this sweet cleavage of hers. So here she is during the Mercedes Benz Fall Fashion Week in New York doing just that. And if this whole reality show thing doesn’t pan out, Christina should know she’s always got a job here at the Tuna offices. I’m not sure what it would be yet, I just know it involves wearing a bikini 40 hours a week. Photos: Fameflynet

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