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Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day

I never jerked off to Winona Ryder….but she is in one of my Favorite Holiday Movies…”Little Women”… The most amazing thing about Winona Ryder isn’t that she’s fucked half of hollywood in the 30 years she’s been part of hollywood…but rather that she was considered an “it girl” for the longest time…even though we all know her best work was when she was robbing department stores…not modeling for brands sold in department stores….like this one for Marc Jacobs… I never quite understood her, but then I found out that she had massive Jewish girl tits, and all of a sudden it made sense, despite those tits never been used in movies for good….but I guess saved for casting couches for evil…you know to manipulate the job…. And I don’t understand why they’re still not being celebrated, this is like shitting on 1990…harder than…Milli Vanilli.. Non tits, when you have big tits, especially at 44 when nothing else is really working out for her sex appeal…is a fucking crime she should be arrested for…like it was 2001.. My opinion of this ad is that it’s reminiscent of doing cocaine at Hollywood afterparties…off mirrored tables all these hollywood types have… This has been a minute in reconnecting with Winona Ryder… The post Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day

Amy Hixson can suck my anus…no seriously, all these models are for hire, you just have to pretend you have a private jet…and they usually won’t even charge you… That’s not to say Amy Hixson is quite like all the other models, I am sure she would never admit she’s like the other models, because with these models comes a level of delusion that involves not realizing that they are only into rich guys and famous guys..but are the first to call out other girls for being whores…or sugar babies…but never taking ownership I guess what I am saying is that I love Amy Hixson and want to have her baby, after she marries a rich guy, so that I can mooch off her like she mooches off him…seems to the only way this love will work out… In the meantime I’ll try to understand the “artist” statement of this silly shoot for Glamour Italia… The post Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day

Ashley Tisdale knows one thing…and that thing is that her face is pretty broken down, but her body is pretty banging, so as long as she crops out her face, things are fucking sexy and fit….maintaining her fans that I am surprised she has, but not really, dudes are weird especially when they are dudes who watch High School Musical… I guess the life lesson is that if you’re not cute, but marketed cute, not hot, but marketed hot…even monstrous in your asymmetry…commit to the fit body…because even the hottest girls get old…but a toned stomach, face or not, is something even the most unimpressed pervert would want to cum on… The post Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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