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Some UK Soap Star’s Cellulite Ass of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Metcalfe is some UK soap star, which I assume is code for middle class hooker, with a solid vehicle to marry and get pregnant by a soccer player…so long as she looks like a Glamour model… Well she was in a bikini, which is exciting, because bikinis are all that matter, as you know if you visit any site, including but not limited to instagram, or your high school crush’s facebook vacation photo album for masturabtion material…it doesn’t even matter who is in the bikini just so long as the bikini happened… Well she is 31, is a fitness instructor in her spare time, and girls in the UK, mainly trashy fat ones who watch her Soap Opera from their trailer park, you know the gypsy kind, probably hate how hot she looks… Well she has cellulite, which I think we should shame, even though I know all girls have cellulite, it’s what makes for a good booty, but I like to perpetuate unrealistic ideals in women…like no cellulite…to keep them insecure and oppressed for my dick. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Some UK Soap Star’s Cellulite Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Justin Bieber in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So the Justin Bieber impersonator of the year is Ruby Rose from Orange is the New Black, who is rumored to be a transman, you know a girl who transitions to a dude by taking hormones and cutting off her tits, while growing a dick… I just think she looks like a fashionable, dark, lesbian…that people like because she reminds them of Angelina Jolie, but maybe people just like big lips on a rock and roll, bullshit tattooed frame… Because lesbian is trendy, lesbian is now, gender is an obscure concept, we are all just people…people who seem to try pretty hard to identify and differentiate themselves, while being just like everyone else… Girls are all about this chick…and I think it’s gotta do with her looking like Bieber…or possibly being Bieber…and here she is in a Bikini top…because she’s still a girl and wears bikini tops… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Justin Bieber in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Yikes! Leah Wright Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Normally I’m all for busty British reality stars showing off their, uh, talents at the beach, but these pictures of The Only Way is Essex ‘s Leah Wright are currently making the Little Tuna run for cover. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure Leah would be a lot of fun to take motorboating. But even though she’s definitely got a body for TV, that’s a face for radio right there. I don’t get it. Photos: Fameflynet

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Kendall Jenner’s Skinny Booty Show

Posted on July 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is the only family member of the Kardashian clan that I like because she’s not a porn star, doesn’t look like a monster and is not fat. Here she is showing off her little booty while doing some errands. Even though I have no clue what she does other than try to be a model, if I was a Paparazzi, I’d follow her around too.             Photos: Fameflynet

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Kendall Jenner’s Skinny Booty Show

Posted on July 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is the only family member of the Kardashian clan that I like because she’s not a porn star, doesn’t look like a monster and is not fat. Here she is showing off her little booty while doing some errands. Even though I have no clue what she does other than try to be a model, if I was a Paparazzi, I’d follow her around too.             Photos: Fameflynet

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Vanessa Hudgens In Far Too Much Clothing

Posted on September 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens has become one of my favorite new hotties, even though I don’t really know exactly what she looks like because she always wears her stupid hat so low. It’s probably for the best. Anyhow, here she is walking the streets in far too much clothing. I don’t mean she’s too covered up, I mean that she’s got about four layers of clothing on. I don’t get it. Luckily even with all the layers we still get a decent peek at her little cleavage. It’s something.

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Khloe Kardashian is a Monster on the Beach of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The good thing about Khloe Kardashian is that she knows she’s a fucking beast of a woman that no one has ever really jerked off to. That’s why she was the first to volunteer for the staged marriage with the guy she ended up marriying for her Kardashian show. You know, to feel what getting married is like because her whole life she knew there was no hope for her because she’s a fucking monster…..that’s why she hires hot pussy to walk around in a bikini on the beach with her to promote whatever bullshit she is promoting, because her in a bikini is not really something people run up to, but more something people run the fuck away from….. Pics via Fame

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