I forgot that Alessandra Ambrosio is 37 years old and has a body like that. Also, keep in mind that she is a MILF too. So ladies, there is no excuse to not have a model body. Sure you can’t vacation 340 days a year and work only 10, but still get your fat ass in the gym and shut up.
I guess Kate Beckinsale has given up on being an actress and now is an InstaModel. I know she is still super hot for her age, but it is kinda sad that she is showcasing herself like she is 20. What happened to her movie career? Little Tuna loves watching her on the big screen. Instagram is so low level it just doesn’t make sense. Someone needs to set her straight.
Alessandra Ambrosio has some awesome little supermodel funbags. I believe she is the last of the skinny Victoria’s Secret models. As I’ve mentioned before, VS’ stock has been tanking and I fear future models are going to be fat. I just want to let all you know that body positivity will not be a thing on Tuna. I really hate that term because it promotes diabetes and premature death. Anyway, let’s move along. » view all 11 photos
Alessandra Ambrosio has amazing little funbags. Another example of a chick too skinny to have fake boobs, but she is so hot it doesn’t matter that they look like two tennis balls attached to her chest. Anyway, this is a great shoot and I’m digging the whole World Cup theme. » view all 11 photos
I know what you fellas are thinking and if you’re thinking what I’m thinking then you should seriously get your head examined. You sick pervert. Clearly, Alessandra Ambrosio is cooling herself off and not being sexually suggestive in this photoshoot. She is a classy lady and should be treated as such.
Publishing must really be dead… Why the fuck would any magazine want to feature this bitch…and really not just feature them, but also do a whole shoot with her like she fucking matters…it’s crazy to me. A fake rapper from Australia, with some nonsense backstory that doesn’t involve “I fucked some DJs in the club and ended up moving to America where we faked the paperwork for my work visa and pretended I had a record deal, even though no one can name one of my songs”… She’s a fucking lie…and not just because she has a fake ass that she passes off as her own, but because she’s a fucking lie…the kind of person who has a fake ass she passes off as her own is the kind of person who would lie about her backstory… The crazy thing in all this is that she’s not even HOT in her hustle… Like at least be hot in your bullshit…instead she just bullshit… Not to mention, GQ was supposed to be a men’s magazine, and sure men are all a bunch of pussy bitches now, but that doesn’t mean the shoots of girls who sexualize themselves and try to become sex dolls in real life should fixate on their gross moles..it means that they should at least focus on her whore ass and make it whorey.. What the hell is this nonsense…she’s not even on all fours showing us the move she used to get to where she is… Bullshit.
I think it’s time for Alessandra Ambrosio to size the fuck up, because clearly these pants, no matter how intense the technology of leggings have got, can’t support her exploding mom pussy…it’s looking like a boil that you’ve got on your back from sitting, ready to pop….fucking filled to the brim, hanging on by it’s last thread, an explosion of pussy ready to happen….and for some reason, I reason I call PUSSY DEFINITION on an old should be retired model…I like it. She’s old, she’s not the hot one, but this cameltoe is amazing…
Ambrosio is a mom, and based on all my research that includes only fucking on mother in my existence in having sex, because that’s how I became a stepfather….and really my wife is so fat that her pussy regardless of having kids would be fat…mom pussy is fat…. So when you wear leggings this tight, and you have fat pussy lips from being a mom, it’s probably hard to not have this cameltoe happen… Which makes for a fascinating question – which came first, the tight leggings or the cameltoe…and I’m going to go with cameltoe…because even in the Days of early man, fabric was getting stuck up inside vagina, probably more than we’d expect because of the limited ability to shower..making for some cesspool of bacteria…sticky to everything that came near it….on some FLY PAPER pussy….something that we can assume AMBROSIO can relate to…
I know I’ve been hyping Romee Strijd as the next great Victoria’s Secret supermodel for a while now. But if she really wants to take over Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s top spot if/when she finally retires Romee’s going to have to do better than this. Don’t get me wrong, this Harper’s Bazaar spread is nice and classy sexy, but the people don’t want classy, we want more of this .
I always forget that Emily Ratajkowski is a real supermodel in addition to being a pants-meltingly hot Insta-model. But here she is combining both those gigs with some A+ lingerie Snapchat videos for some new DKNY social media campaign. And see, this is how you do #sponsored posts. This kind of talent is what makes Emily one of the greatest Insta-models of all time. I just hope all the rest of you Insta-wannabes out there are paying attention. I know I am.