There’s few things better in life than pictures of a smoking hot supermodel like Alessandra Ambrosio . But friendship pictures of a bunch of smoking hotties is one of them. So I want you guys to enjoy this latest set of pictures of Alessandra and the rest of her hot friends. I don’t think they’re all professional supermodels, but I do know they’re all super hot. And that’s good enough for me. Here’s to (hot) friends. » view all 11 photos
I’m not sure if Alessandra Ambrosio is spending all winter in her native Brazil , or if she’s just using that Victoria’s Secret money of hers to hop from beach to beach, and I don’t care. As long as she’s in a bikini and posting on Instagram, Alessandra could be at an indoor pool in St. Paul, Minnesota and still make the place seem like a tropical paradise.
Good news: Alessandra Ambrosio is back for a bonus LOVE Advent video, only this time, the video’s a whole lot better. I mean, OK, so it still looks like it was directed by somebody who forgot these videos are supposed to be about the hot models and not the stupid props or budget FX, but whatever, this time, she’s a sexy space hottie now, instead of a sexy biker . And it’s working for me. So just enjoy. » view all 17 photos
I don’t want to shock you guys here, but I’m not exactly a big geography buff. So pretty much the only things I know about Brazil are that it’s in South America, they love soccer, and their biggest export is smoking hot bikini models. So here’s Brazilian supermodel super-hottie Alessandra Ambrosio in Brazil posing with a few of her hot friends on the beach, and yeah, I think we’ll take the whole bunch. How much?
Alessandra Ambrosio may be old as fuck – but she’s still getting half naked for money and I guess as much as we can point and call her desperate, holding onto the dream, like when you run into someone you used to work with at the Grocery Store when you were down on your luck and took a bagging job and they are still working at the Grocery store 20 years later…some Ground Hog Day shit, only much more exclusive, luxurious and filled with multimillion dollar deals that lead to other multi million dollar deals…allowing her to have kids, raise kids, and a family, while still being a slutty half naked model….in a world where people think it’s so hard to be a woman…seems pretty fucking easy to me…all you gotta do is look good and good things happen for you. This is a shoot for some Vogue shit… Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bathing suit for instagram… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Vogue Portugal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
One of these days, Victoria’s Secret is going to finally have to pass the torch (or I guess the million-dollar bra) from Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio to a new generation of hotties, and whenever that day comes, I vote for Sara Sampaio to become the new face booty of the company. She’s perfect for it.
Alessandra Ambrosio has been a total hottie for as long as I can remember (although considering I have the memory of a goldfish, maybe that’s not saying much). Anyway, point is, she’s had two kids, she’s 36 now, which is practically ancient in supermodel years, and she’s still a five-alarm pants fire. I don’t know how she does it, I just hope she’s able to keep it up.
It feels like I’ve been talking for years now about how Victoria’s Secret needs to start promoting new hotties to take over for when Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima get too old and have to retire. I know, at this rate, that’s not happening any time soon, but when it does, I nominate Stella Maxwell to take their place. She’s got everything a good A-list supermodel should have: a perfect body and… yeah, nevermind, that’s really pretty much it.
I’ve never been a very religious guy, but if I had to pick one, I’d go with whichever one believes in reincarnation. Because honestly, after seeing this video of Kelly Rohrbach wrestling with one very lucky inflatable swan, I’d give pretty much anything to come back as one of Kelly’s pool toys someday. Fingers crossed!
I’ve never been a very religious guy, but if I had to pick one, I’d go with whichever one believes in reincarnation. Because honestly, after seeing this video of Kelly Rohrbach wrestling with one very lucky inflatable swan, I’d give pretty much anything to come back as one of Kelly’s pool toys someday. Fingers crossed!