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Alessandra Ambrosio Is A Sexy Cowgirl

Alessandra Ambrosio has been a total hottie for as long as I can remember (although considering I have the memory of a goldfish, maybe that’s not saying much). Anyway, point is, she’s had two kids, she’s 36 now, which is practically ancient in supermodel years, and she’s still a five-alarm pants fire. I don’t know how she does it, I just hope she’s able to keep it up.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is A Sexy Cowgirl

Lais Ribeiro Will Blow Your Pants Off

As a general rule, I don’t like to see world-class bikini models wearing more than one layer. It’s kind of a waste, if you ask me. But I’m always willing to make an exception for Lais Ribeiro . The Brazilian Victoria’s Secret hottie is so smoking, she could model an XL garbage bag and still give me a five-alarm pants fire. » view all 19 photos Continue reading