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Lily Allen Takes a Swim Less Fat with Hard Nipples of the Day

The highlight of my Lily Allen career was from back when I was a lot meaner and I saw her as some fat chick who was over-hyped thanks to nepotism. She had announced that she was pregnant with some dude she was going to marry, then they broke up, and a week later she had a miscarriage. So I ran with that little bit of gossip and called her out on having an abortion. Which turns out is something feminists, girls who have had abortions, which is pretty much every girl, and girls who have miscarriages don’t like…especially when they are Lily Allen fans…even though it was funny content… I mean I didn’t trick Lily Allen into making millions of dollars being famous, I didn’t push her into being a fat public figure with an audience. I didn’t set her up to be made fun of. Because not everything the media shove down our throat is good and not everything they shove down our throat deserves to be celebrated…Sometimes they are shitty people, with shitty content, doing shitty things, that deserve to be shit on… ANyway, she ended up having kids, clearly her abortion wasn’t destructive enough to stop her from reproducing, and for some reason she looks better than she did before she had kids. Maybe because she realized she was a dumpy pile of shit..up on some Lena Dunham Shit…who needed to get her act together if ever she wanted to be a popstar…that she obviously wanted to be. Otherwise she would have worked behind the scenes. Now she’s on some kick, where she mocks popstars, the girls she wants to be. A lot like I mocked her abortion, proving that Lily Allen is as horrible a person as me…so what I was doing to her was no different than what she does to Miley…as she simulates the twerk on stage…her teasing is part of her stage show… Like laughing at her sloppy ass, even after all the working out and trying to be fit…while wearing a bikini…is part of my stage show…this stage show…. Here are the pics of this garbage….looking like garbage…cuz she’s too old for this bikini business even if she’s in better shape than she’s ever been…which if you know Lily Allen…isn’t saying much. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Gladiator Gone Crazy: Columbus Short Allegedly Threatened To Murk His Wife With Knife Then Himself

Columbus clearly needs anger management. Columbus Short Threatened Wife With Murder-Suicide Dude beats the brakes off a man and now he has threatened to murk wifey? Even Olivia Pope couldn’t fix this. According to TMZ: “Scandal” star Columbus Short has been thrown out of his house and his wife has filed for divorce … after he allegedly put a knife to her throat last week and threatened to kill her and himself. According to a new restraining order — obtained by TMZ — Short got into it with his wife April 7 at their Chatsworth home, where she claims he came into her room intoxicated with a wine bottle in hand, acted like he was going to hit her with the bottle and then unloaded the wine on her. Tuere Short claims Columbus then ran to the kitchen for a knife, pinned her to the couch and began choking her. She says he then demanded they play a game he called “Truth or Truth.” He allegedly said if she lied he would stab her in the leg. She says he then started naming men he believed she was having affairs with. She denied them all but he allegedly then put the knife to her throat and threatened murder/suicide. As she tried escaping she says he slashed her tire. The restraining order requires Columbus to move out of the house. We’ve learned cops were there today to ensure the peace as he moved out. Tuere also filed for divorce Tuesday, citing irreconcilable differences and asking for sole custody of their 2-year-old daughter. In addition to the incident April 7th, Short has been charged with criminal domestic violence and child abuse for allegedly abusing Tuere while their child and his son were in the house. He pled not guilty. And he was arrested for yet another alleged domestic violence incident a few weeks earlier. It’s interesting … just last month — after the first 2 domestic violence arrests – Columbus and his wife put on a united front at The Grove in L.A. This is might be one of the ugliest celeb divorces of all time. We hope homie can tone down his anger and gets professional help. Check out the video below for more details. WENN

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Candice Swanepoel’s Topless for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Today has been very Candice Swanepoel heavy….but the reality is that life is Candice Swanepoel heavy…because the people at Victoria’s Secret have implanted her in my brain…with all the muscle they’ve put behind her…making me follow her on Instagram and other social media like she matters or like she has more to offer the world than a rockin’ body…which as it turns out doesn’t need to offer the world anything more than a rockin’ body…cuz a rockin’ body…is all it takes to matter in this superficial world…. I am brainwashed by the billion dollar empire….and so are you….and I don’t even mind…as long as they keep pumping these Candice pics down my throat…hard enough…that I can taste her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kathy Griffin on Fake Anderson Cooper Blow Job: No Apologies!

A message for the Parents Television Council: if you are waiting for an apology from Kathy Griffin for simulating oral sex on national TV this week… you may be waiting for a long time. The comedian appeared last night on The Late Show with David Letterman and addressed the controversy that stemmed from her visit to Anderson Cooper’s private parts on New Year’s Eve. “If you think this is the part where I’m going to apologize for trying to go down on Anderson Cooper, you are sorely mistaken,” Griffin says in the following video. “I tried, ladies and gays. I tried for you.” Kathy Griffin on The Late Show The PTC has come out and slammed Griffin and CNN for the gesture. Do you think she ought to make an apology? Where do you stand? Kathy Griffin pretending to go down on Anderson Cooper was…   So inappropriate! So funny! View Poll »

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Willie Geist to Replace Matt Lauer on The Today Show?

Goodbye, Matt Lauer? Hello, Willie Geist? With Today Show ratings remaining stagnant, insiders tell Radar Online that Lauer’s job as main host of the morning program is in jeopardy, especially because producers already have a replacement lined up. “[Willie Geist] is absolutely being groomed to become Matt Lauer’s replacement if the ratings don’t improve,” the source alleges. “Willie has been filling in for Matt while he has been on vacation during the holidays and has been doing an phenomenal job.” With Good Morning America continuing to defeat its long-time rival, and with Robin Roberts’ return only expected to bolster that series, NBC may soon be in panic mode. Geist is well-liked by viewers and gets along well with Savannah Guthrie , forcing us to ask: Should he replace Lauer as lead anchor?   Yes, ASAP! No, give Matt a chance! No, bring back Ann Curry! View Poll »

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Jodi Arias Photos: Different Side of a Murder Suspect

Looking at Jodi Arias photos, you’d never expect she were being tried for killing someone, but she very much is; her sensational murder trial is now underway. In what is expected to be one of the most watched trials since Casey Anthony ‘s, Arias is accused of murdering ex-boyfriend Travis Alexander in cold blood. The now-32-year-old looks more like an aspiring model than a murderer in photos posted on her MySpace page, but prosecutors say she’s anything but innocent. Jodi Arias allegedly shot motivational speaker Travis Alexander in the face and then stabbed him 27 times, slitting his throat from ear to ear in June 2008. Prosecutors want to make her the fourth woman on Arizona’s death row. In other photos from a happier time, Arias and Alexander, who met at a conference in Las Vegas in September 2006, certainly seemed happy. Arias says they fell in love, traveled the country together, and to strengthen her ties to the devout Mormon, she even converted to his religion. During their passionate, long distance relationship between Yreka, Calif., and Mesa, Arizona, they spoke everyday and exchanged 82,000 e-mails. But Alexander’s friends say after dating a few months, he tried to break it off, and she followed the object of her affection to his hometown, even after they split. When Alexander’s roommates found his body they suspected his lover, gave a 911 operator Jodi’s name and said she’d been “bothering” him and slashed his tires. “If he talked about another girl or  looked at another girl… she just had this evil smirk. You could just tell she was the type of person that could smile while she slit your throat ,” said close pal Dave Hall. “Pardon the pun there, in light of what’s going on.” “She might be eye candy on the outside. But I just thought, her personality is not very… talkative. Very quiet, she just had a vibe about her that just was really mysterious.” Arias, who has been locked up since her arrest, has pleaded not guilty to first-degree murder. Her version of events has changed multiple times. “I didn’t hurt Travis. I would never hurt Travis,” Arias said in a jailhouse interview. “I would be shaking in my boots right now if I had to answer to God for such a heinous crime.” At first, Arias denied being at Alexander’s house that night. Then cops found a camera in the washing machine containing pictures of the two having sex that day. There were also photos of Alexander after he was killed. Faced with that evidence, Arias then told Inside Edition that she was there, but didn’t kill him. “I witnessed Travis being attacked by two other individuals,” she said on Inside Edition. “Who were they? I don’t know. I couldn’t pick them up in a police lineup.” Now, Arias admits that she did kill Alexander, but she claims that it was in self-defense, because she was sexually and physically abused during their relationship. Steven Alexander, Travis’ brother, said that he can see Arias for who she truly is. “It makes me sick because I know her true side,” he told ABC News. “I ask people to please not buy into this sweet innocent personality that she puts on.”

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Eniko Mihalik Erotic for Vogue Spain of the Day

I am less of a porn guy and more of an erotica guy….you know I could never get into throat fucking shit…I know the girls I talk to and throat fuck love it, except for that one who started crying as I called her a whore while ravaging her throat…but it is just so graphic and available…all porn is now how hard you can go…and as someone who grew up jerking off to National Geographic and hard nipples…a little suggestive nudity and slut behavior is far more stimulating for me…shit went big and went tacky when what is actually sexy is far more like this Eniko model and a lot less of Sasha Grey spitting up phlegm on a cock…at least as far as my masturbation is concerned…but then again, I’m a romantic not a rapist.

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Demi Moore as Gloria Steinem, the Latest Distracting Casting Move for Lovelace

I can kind of see a resemblance between Demi Moore and feminist activist/journalist Gloria Steinem, whom the former Mrs. Kutcher has been tapped to play in Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman’s Lovelace . But at this point the porn biopic — the one starring Amanda Seyfried as Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace, to feature a cameo by James Franco as Hugh Hefner — feels like it’s turning into a bizarrely distracting hit parade-sideshow of stars/names playing real life Lovelace acquaintances. (Further evidence, just announced over the wires: Eric Roberts as… lie detector test administrator Nat Laurendi! For reals.) According to a press release, Moore, Roberts, and Adam Brody are the latest cast members to join Lovelace , with Moore’s Steinem turn described by Variety’s Jeff Sneider as just a cameo-length role. Brody, meanwhile, will play porn actor Harry Reems, who co-starred as the doctor diagnosing Lovelace’s unusual condition in the 1972 XXX flick Deep Throat . Raise your hand if you’re ready to see the guy from The O.C. with a porn ‘stache. (*crickets…*) The popularity of Deep Throat and its crazy, mob-financed backstory notwithstanding, Lovelace’s life is rife with rough drama: Her entry into the porn business under the thumb of abusive husband Chuck Traynor (portrayed in Lovelace by the ultimate guy you can’t trust in movies, Peter Sarsgaard ), her later claims that he forced her into prostitution and unwilling sex acts under pain of violence, including in scenes of Deep Throat , and her eventual foray into the anti-porn movement with supporters like Steinem. Based on Eric Danville’s 2011 book The Complete Linda Lovelace , the film’s supporting cast already includes Franco, Sharon Stone, Juno Temple, Wes Bentley, Bobby Canavale, Chris Noth, Robert Patrick, and Hank Azaria; it’d be a shame for Lovelace’s compelling life story to be lost in a cast almost entirely comprised of actors unable to completely disappear into roles. I imagine Big and the T-1000 talking about porn over ’70s shag carpeting. (Okay, okay: Noth plays Deep Throat backer Anthony Romano, while Patrick plays Lovelace’s father.) Anyway, I digress. Filming is currently underway on Lovelace , so here’s to hoping the pic turns out to be as penetrating a biopic as it promises to be. [Press release]

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NYPD bike cop runs over ‘Occupy Wall St.’ legal observer

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During a march this morning, a New York Police Department officer on a motorbike appears to have run over a legal observer with the “Occupy Wall Street” protesters. The man was then dragged across the pavement by police and had a baton placed against his throat, despite his laying there helpless. He was subsequently arrested. Footage from another perspective, captured by a CNN i-reporter, shows the… Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : Raw Story Discovery Date : 14/10/2011 19:36 Number of articles : 2

NYPD bike cop runs over ‘Occupy Wall St.’ legal observer

Whitney Cummings Fucking Sucks of the Day

I hate Whitney Cummings….maybe it is because I hate female comedians, btu I think it is because I hate bitches who aren’t funny, but who look better than other female comedian, and used that and their throat to get work, and after 10 years of trying, eventually hooked up their own show….and I just have to say I had the misfortune of watching the Whitney Cummings TV show..and it was fucking shit, as expected, but the last few weeks I’ve been sitting on the leaked pics of the show, but refused to post them, because I didn’t want to draw attention to the hack, but at the same time, she’s doing what she knows, whoring and I’m sure the shit will be cancelled soon enough, so I’ll let my anger towards her out via hard jerking off, but I doubt she can get me hard, nurses outfit and all….cuz she is the fucking worst

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