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Kate Moss is Pretty Pantsless of the Day

Posted on March 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Moss is old as fuck…but for some reason watching her ass hang out of her dress like an old lady at the supermarket buying prunes….all alzheimers and shit…all lost after taking a piss on the side of the road….cuz she doesn’t know only not quite 90….despite the fact that her vagina probably is in the same condition as a 90 year old….thanks to hard living….and cocaine fueled unprotected sex with ravaged rockstars you know are good candidates for HIV…and making babies…. FOLLOW THIS LONK

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Aubrey Plaza Hot Enough for Complex of the Day

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I don’t watch TV, so this Aubrey Plaze, from Parks and Recreation is foreign to me….it is not that I don’t understand who she is when she’s talking to me about how much I owe her for beer at the corner store….but that I’ve just never heard of her…. She is apparently some funny girl, something I can’t stand, because I guess I am sexist in the comedy I laugh at, and feel girls aren’t meant to be funny, but instead are meant to laugh at my jokes, and by joke I mean dick, and by laugh I mean while sucking it…. She’s been in some movies, her photoshoot isn’t all that sleazy, but I am sure some of you creeps will masturbate to it just fine, cuz clothed girls with skinny legs being silly is your porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel’s Topless for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Today has been very Candice Swanepoel heavy….but the reality is that life is Candice Swanepoel heavy…because the people at Victoria’s Secret have implanted her in my brain…with all the muscle they’ve put behind her…making me follow her on Instagram and other social media like she matters or like she has more to offer the world than a rockin’ body…which as it turns out doesn’t need to offer the world anything more than a rockin’ body…cuz a rockin’ body…is all it takes to matter in this superficial world…. I am brainwashed by the billion dollar empire….and so are you….and I don’t even mind…as long as they keep pumping these Candice pics down my throat…hard enough…that I can taste her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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