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Ariel Winter’s Busts Out

Posted on March 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now this is more like it:  Ariel Winter must’ve been taking notes from her fellow Modern Family hotties, because this is some Sofia Vergara -level cleavage she was dropping at the Dream Builders black tie charity gala. I just wish I’d gotten an invite too. I mean, OK, so the closest thing I’ve got to “black tie” is a pair of black drawstring sweatpants, but still, I would’ve worn whatever it took for a chance to see these puppies firsthand. Including my dressiest sweats. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Ronda Rousey Celebrates Turning 29 by Posing Nude in Body Paint

Posted on February 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

MMA superstar and stone cold fox Ronda Rousey turned 29 yesterday and some pics leaked from what is presumably a photo shoot for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The pics aren’t of terribly high quality, but this is the closest we’ve come yet to seeing this babe in the buff! Hit the jump for more pics…

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Gabriela Cruz Naked for Erez Sabag of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gabriela Cruz is apparently a model and she’s naked…which is pretty much standard for models these days…if you don’t get naked, you tall skinny bitch, you’ll never make it in LA, or wherever the fuck these were shot, because no fashion brand likes a girl who doesn’t have at least one titty pic in her portfolio book, it shows that they aren’t flexible, open minded, or stupid enpugh to believe a photographer when he tells her that he’s making “Art”…because anyone with half a brain knows art doesn’t exist and is instead a massive fucking scam… I’ve never heard of her, but I wonder if she’s Penelope Cruz’s bootleg sister who moved to LA…in hopes of being famous on her own…because Penelope can’t have all the family glory..or maybe Cruz is just a pretty spanish name, and there are probably 10,000,000 CRUZ’s in the world….not including TOM…and she’s just some tits making art…getting famous…who cares. The post Gabriela Cruz Naked for Erez Sabag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hunter Haley King Takes her Tits Skydiving of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hunter Haley King is a 21 year old Soap Star, who went sky diving with her tits…and you know that she’s obviously someone celebrated for her tits, like a Kate Upton, or all the other famous tits before her, why else would she wear a cleavage shirt, knowing very well she was going to be going out against the G-Force of free-falling….it’s a set up…that I can appreciate…but not as much as the weirdos who probably know who she is because they jerk off to her tits, as they watch Soap Operas she is on, you know white trash, welfare, on disability, weirdo shutins in their 40s, so sad that they turn to that low budget shit, up on the closest thing to porn without the actual fucking their is on tv… The post Hunter Haley King Takes her Tits Skydiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Must Smell Good

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always love it when hot models have something to promote, and here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in London launching her new fragrance Rosie for Autograph. Anyway, even though I’ve got my nose two inches away from my computer screen right now, I can’t tell you guys what it smells like. But if I had to guess, I’d say probably roses and blogger tears from knowing this is the closest we’ll ever get to a hottie like Rosie. Actually, scratch that. I can probably get my nose an inch closer. Wish me luck! » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com

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The Cast Of ‘Unbroken’ Shares Their Near-Death Experiences

Posted on December 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Angelina Jolie and the cast of “Unbroken” share the closest they’ve come to death.

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Sophie Simmons Nipple Selfie of the Day

Posted on November 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sophie Simmons is the chubby Gene Simmons daughter who I used to post about saying that the only people who are into her are Gene Simmons fans because her vagina is the ultimate in KISS merchandised and memorabilia and having sex with her is the closest you can really get to having sex with Gene Simmons without being a homo….but I guess she’s leveraged that, and is paving her own way in the world, and she’s making her own magic, now that she’s decided she’s a model, by signing with an agency, posing half naked, and now this big titty instagram selfie knowing that big titties get hits…and thin models is a thing of the past…thanks to Kate Upton…and the general american diet…right…

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Nude Wrestlers of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not even going to bother looking up these two wrestler chicks to see if these nude pics of them are legit or not. I am going to assume that they are a couple of possible ex hookers, strippers or porn chicks turned WWE girls, because WWE girls all look like hookers…that kind of look speaks to the wrestling market, which for the most part is serious white trash, that is very very very loyal to the whole wrestling movement and love and support everything that has to do with wrestling, making me realize that wrestling is just Their names are Melina and Velet Sky and I feel like they are jumping on the band wagon of “The Fappening” celeb nude hack of the century. Because if I was looking for PR, I’d be doing the exact same thing…especially when I am the closest thing to being a pornstar without doing porn.

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Gigi Hadid Is Now On My Bad List

Posted on May 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

What the hell is this? When I heard there were pictures of Gigi Hadid hanging out on a yacht, I was expecting to see the SI cutie in a bikini with a few of her closest hot friends, not fully-clothed with a shirtless Bieber and his douchey entourage. So, to make up for that cruel bait-and-switch, I added a couple shots from one of Gigi’s super-cute photoshoots too. And hey, maybe this means Selena Gomez will finally take me up on that nude beach trip to get back at that teenage lesbian and make him jealous. But yeah, probably not. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Adriana Lima’s Sweet Side Booty

Posted on May 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if you guys heard the good news yet, but according to my sources, Adriana Lima is officially single. Yeah, yeah, I know I always say I try not to pay attention to any of that gossip crap, but I’m willing to make exceptions when it involves Victoria’s Secret models heading back into the dating pool. Anyway, I know it doesn’t really matter either way, since drooling over these pictures of Adriana’s perfect booty in tight jeans are probably definitely the closest any of us will ever get to her. But hey, a blogger can dream, right? » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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