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The bigger the hair, the closer to God. And we all know Oprah is the closest most of us are ever going to get to…
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Here’s Dutch model Marloes Horst , because there’s nothing better than no-name models in bikinis to end the week. Well, except maybe getting to see them in person on your bed instead of on your computer. But since we all know that’s not happening unless you win the lottery 2 or 3 times, these will have to do. So enjoy the consolation prize, and whatever you do, don’t think about the crushing fact that this is the closest you’ll ever get to a girl this hot. Whoops. » view all 47 photos
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Marloes Horst’s Amazing Bikini Pictures
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Here’s Dutch model Marloes Horst , because there’s nothing better than no-name models in bikinis to end the week. Well, except maybe getting to see them in person on your bed instead of on your computer. But since we all know that’s not happening unless you win the lottery 2 or 3 times, these will have to do. So enjoy the consolation prize, and whatever you do, don’t think about the crushing fact that this is the closest you’ll ever get to a girl this hot. Whoops. » view all 47 photos
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Marloes Horst’s Amazing Bikini Pictures
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Amber Rose Celebrates New Marriage With Bachelorette Party As of last month, Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa are officially married, but that doesn’t mean it’s too late for the new Mrs. Wiz to celebrate her nuptials bachelorette style. The Philly-born mommy banger recently took a break from baby Bash and got together with a handful of her closest gal pals for a post-marriage bachelorette bash and night out on the town. Amber also recently spent some time with her family including her father, step mom and little brothers, in between posing for coupled up candids with hubby Wiz. Peep a few more pics from Ambeezy’s bachelorette party and weekend with her fam, including a funny candid of her dad with rapper Trinidad James, on the flip…
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Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick. Which reminds me, going up to a girl wearing Air Jordans is not an invitation to say “You look urban, let’s turn this rap video into a rape video, all we need is my dick, your protest and a back alley”. It also isn’t even a good pic up line. Not that that has anything to do with Nina Dobrev flashing panties on social media like a good attention craving starlet, but I have no Nina Dobrev stories, she’s one of those “too cool to talk to me” when we go to the Canada igloo party the whole country attends. It happen to all girls who get on TV for a minute, they become cunts….but at least this one is showing us the closest thing to her cunt, her panties.
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Nina Dobrev Panties for Social Media of the Day
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Don’t waste your time on movies without nudity, because we’ve got brand spanking nude Netflix titles. First, Meg Ryan serves up her slice in In the Cut (2003), and Rose McGowan bares her blooms in The Doom Generation (1995). Four foxy international lasses get naughty in Au Pair Girls (1972), and Hungarian hottie Zita Gorog brings her perky pair to Den of Lions (2003). Finally, Sex and the Teenage Mind (2002) contains plenty of nudity, but it’s also the closest we’ve come to seeing some skin from The Wonder Years star Danica McKellar ! See pics after the jump!
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New and Nudeworthy on Netflix 2.20.13 [PICS]
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Her name is Jennifer Hawkins and I follow her on Instagram, which is probably not her biggest accomplishment in her career, but I like to think it is, at least when I am masturbating, cuz there’s nothing wrong with pretending you matter in the life of half naked women who probably make millions, even if limited to the Australian market, for getting half naked…. She’s not much of an actor….but she’s Australian…and for some reason Australia really speaks to me…because the girls are just hot, rockin’ bodied, and down to get fucking drunk and have a good time….at least that is what I’ve told…cuz the closest I’ve been to Australia was watching Crocodile Dundee in the 80s, and Steve Irwin’s viral video death….and that one Kangaroo porn, that I may have imagined….now this….bra ad….featuring awesome.
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Jennifer Hawkins Half Naked for an Underwear Campaign of the Day
I wonder if I will ever get over the time Cindy Crawford and I exchanged glances, and like a scene from a movie…the world stopped for a second as the sound of angels singing filled my ears and a sparkle shined off her smile and eyes….in what was the closest thing I’ve felt to God…and I went into that union of our souls…not giving a fuck about her…I was always into the one who ended up with David Copperfield…but this babe just sucked me in…all 50 year old mom and all… So seeing her back on the model scene…posing and looking at the camera like she’s calling my name to find her and hard cuddle her…you know shower her with love…and fill her menopause up with my seed….is glorious….here are the pics.
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Cindy Crawford Gives Me Boners of the Day
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Looks like Karina Smirnoff’s got new face…not that her old one really mattered…you see cuz she’s some mom who was on Dancing with the Stars and sure maybe middle America….you know all those welfare recipients and walmart cashiers who fucking love the shit cuz the closest city to them is 18 hours a way and TV is their only savior….care about who she is, how she’s doing, how skinny she looks in her bikini for some staged bullshit for publicity pics…but I like to think…no one else does…. The funniest thing in all this is that she was hosting a club event for New Years Eve….like she’s some kind of draw or some shit…where people go “OMG KARINA SMIRNOFF IS HOSTING THIS EVEN WE NEED TO BE THERE “….I hear next week the same club booked the 1st castaway on season 4 Survivor and shit’s gonna be bananas….
What do you do when you’re a trap star, with a corporate gig, that just dropped a new mixtape? If you’re Young Jeezy, who doubles as Senior VP of A&R at Atlantic Records, you go to Vanquish in Atlanta and have a release party with some of your closest friends including T.I. and Robert De Niro. Yeah, Travis Bickle was at a Jeezy party…. Continue
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Young Jeezy Celebrates New Mixtape’s Release With Drake, T.I, Robert De Niro & More [Photos]
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