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Helena Christensen Back from the Dead and Amazing for Elle Spain of the Day

At my core, I am totally against 44 year old women. In fact I generally hate them, and avoid them at all costs, because sure the whole recently divorced, just want to slut out with no commitment, because they have been burned, have kids and a job, and no time to cling onto you is awesome, not to mention their years of experience in fucking, and the ease of entry of most household objects thanks to child birth, but they are still in their 40s and their pussies smell like an old folks home, no matter how many pairs of their daughters Lululemon pants their squeeze into…I figure there’s so many 25 year old willing to have a one night stand, who don’t have their inner thigh skin hanging around their knees to throw me off. But every once in a while, a top model like Helena Christensen, one of the OG Victoria’s Secret model comes along and reminds me that the only 44 year old women I really hate is the one I married. I mean shit, she looks fucking perfect enough for me in this bikini shoot. I want her life experience and born in 1968 dripping off my fucking face. Seriously, I’m in love. I need to climb the nearest mountain and scream her fucking name….amazing…

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Nina Dobrev Panties for Social Media of the Day

Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick. Which reminds me, going up to a girl wearing Air Jordans is not an invitation to say “You look urban, let’s turn this rap video into a rape video, all we need is my dick, your protest and a back alley”. It also isn’t even a good pic up line. Not that that has anything to do with Nina Dobrev flashing panties on social media like a good attention craving starlet, but I have no Nina Dobrev stories, she’s one of those “too cool to talk to me” when we go to the Canada igloo party the whole country attends. It happen to all girls who get on TV for a minute, they become cunts….but at least this one is showing us the closest thing to her cunt, her panties.

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Miley Has a Hot Tight Little Body of the Day

I don’t know what Miley has been up to, but I do know that whatever it is, her redneck, hick, billionaire, well sexualized and experienced from a young age thanks to Disney Execs, is looking fucking hot in a tight little body….while flashing her bra….in spandex pants that were substantially better than the fat bitch that I saw in spandex pants yesterday….who has clearly watched too much Jersey Shore and Kim Kardashian to realize that just because they make them in her size, doesn’t mean she should wear them….while Miley’s hot little pussy all hugged in these pants…makes for a tight little package I’d like to fertilize her easter eggs in her uterus….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS… FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Beyonce’s Bikini Twitpic of the Day

Beyonce is on some self promotional kick that involves posting pics of her mom body in her bikini on the internet like a good attention seeking whore….but unfortunately, it is Beyonce we are talking about, and her clothed or not is never fucking good….She’s just too horrible a diva for me to even appreciate her tit hanging out of her bikini top that’s a few sizes too small for her little mom tits…..the only good thing about this is that she’s sitting and strategically not shoving the typical horrible of baby making and hardcore fried Chicken eating body parts….like belly, thighs, ass or pussy….not that I wouldn’t look if she did…but think this was a smart move… Here’s the pic. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Kate Gosselin Milks, Denies Facelift Rumor

Speculation over whether Kate Gosselin recently got plastic surgery – namely a facelift – started brewing last week, and the reality mom recently addressed them directly. Any attention’s good attention at this point, right? Like any good D-list celebrity would, she managed to not only milk the scandal a bit, but parlay the PR into a shameless plug for her day job. Gotta hand it to her there. Evidently last week’s Kate Gosselin face lift rumor was just that – a rumor. She does look awfully well rested and youthful for having eight kids, so you can kinda see it, no? Anyway, “With all the buzz about me having had a facelift, I will confirm I have not had one (I am only 36!!!),” she wrote on CouponCabin (dot) com, where she now works. “But, I take all of the talk about how rested and young I look as a compliment! So thanks! Having said that, it brings me to some great skin care deals below! Enjoy!” There you go, people. Kate Gosselin, pro’s pro. [Photo: WENN.com]

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