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Candice Swanepoel Nude Instagram Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of her totally naked on the beach in some tropical and luxurious place that she probably flew private to get to….you know on Vacation from her really hard vacation of a life….stripping down to her soul like some kind of hippie nudist who knows she’s got the hottest body around…unlike the nudists I see who think they have the hottest bodies around, but who are 60 plus in age and number of pounds overweight. It’s a lovely, artistic picture that would only be better if I was in it, mounting her, or at least masturbating to her, posed a little more spread assed. But I’ll take what I can get. You see Instagram has rules and she can’t afford to get deleted. We can’t afford for her to get deleted. We need her and her handlers filling our lives with her life…

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Candice Swanepoel Nude Instagram Pic of the Day

Heidi Klum: Topless on Twitter!

Look, Heidi Klum, we get it. You are very rich, famous and beautiful. Must you rub it in our faces?!? The super model took to Twitter this week and posted a picture of herself sunbathing on some tropical island. Shirtless! And while we’re never against any Heidi Klum nude shots, we can’t help but be reminded that: 1. We do not look like this; 2. We are sitting at our computer with two sweatshirts on at the moment. Klum, we’d imagine, is spending the holidays with bodyguard/boyfriend Martin Kristen , as this will be her first Christmas in seven years as an unmarried woman. Kristen may get to tap this any time he wants, but, hey, we can stare at Kate Upton bikini photos all day and night. That’s pretty much the same thing, right?

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Heidi Klum: Topless on Twitter!

Fergie Brings Out The Sexy legs

I don’t know where Fergie is in these pictures, she looks like she’s walking through the jungle somewhere, but I like her choice of safari wear. Maybe she’s on her way to some tropical beach and any second now I’ll get some shots of her lounging on the beach in her skimpy little European bikini. I’ll wait…. Alright so that’s not happening, but she’s still showing off her sexy legs so that will have to do for now. If she was single, she’d be one hell of a cougar.