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Candice Swanepoel Nude Instagram Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of her totally naked on the beach in some tropical and luxurious place that she probably flew private to get to….you know on Vacation from her really hard vacation of a life….stripping down to her soul like some kind of hippie nudist who knows she’s got the hottest body around…unlike the nudists I see who think they have the hottest bodies around, but who are 60 plus in age and number of pounds overweight. It’s a lovely, artistic picture that would only be better if I was in it, mounting her, or at least masturbating to her, posed a little more spread assed. But I’ll take what I can get. You see Instagram has rules and she can’t afford to get deleted. We can’t afford for her to get deleted. We need her and her handlers filling our lives with her life…

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Kesha Drinks Her Own Pee for MTV of the Day

I don’t think this is a big deal at all….I just prefer when girls are drinking my pee…. I am not a pee fetishists, but I’ve always found it funny to piss in girls faces. I am not the average American MTV watcher, and I am sure they are freaking out thinking this staged bullshit is so fucking gross…even though it is staged. I mean why the fuck does she suddenly have a container perfectly designed for her to pee in, like a female urinal or bed pan at the hospital, in order to pull off this stunt successfully. But the average American MTV watcher doesn’t think like that…in fact, I don’t think they think at all. The truth is, there are people who think you expel your nutrients and that drinking your sterile pee, that won’t get you sick, replenishes them. I don’t really believe that watersports pervert theory….but I am into squirting which is 99 percent pee…so maybe I am. All this to say, Kesha is an attention seeking fat chick no one should pay attention to, even if she’s smearing feces all over her cunt for the underbelly of twitter…. She’s useless and we can only hope this is actually bad for her and kills her off, even though I think it isn’t really pee. It’s too easy to fake it… What a cunt. This is what we call “No One Watches Our Show. No One Even Knows It Exists. Let’s Change That with PISS”….

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