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Celebrity Baby Alert: Who is (NOT) Expecting?

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This jus in: Kendra Wilkinson, Khloe Kardashian and Giuliana Rancic are totally having babies. Just, you know, not right now or any time soon or anything, But the latest issue of OK! Weekly teases impending pregnancies for all of these famous women, claiming Hank Baskett IV wants a siblings; Khloe wants to cash in like sister Kim Kardashian and Giuliana likes the color pink. And here is the best made-up rumor of all. Rihanna is dying to to go from “musical queen to baby mama,” according to an imaginary source. She is reportedly (read: not at all) attempting to get pregnant with Chris Brown because she believes “that’s the best way to get Chris to put a ring on her finger.” Huh? We thought the best way to accomplish that goal was just to get Chris riled up because… oh, sorry. We misread that statement as the “best way to get Chris to break her finger.”

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Carolyn Murphey Modeling Some Bikini Tops of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Carolyn Murphey is a lot of fun….and I am just saying that because she was involved in a Sex Tape that is available all over the internet…despite her having a team of lawyers run after anyone who posts it….cuz the internet always wins when it comes to this kind of thing…because the world is too vast…and the nerds are too smart…that US Law can’t case after some server in the middle of a some African war lord run mountain chain….but these idiots celebs and models don’t get that…and don’t realize they shoulda never videotaped themselves fuckin if it wasn’t a play to get more exposure…when it is always a play to get more exposure…it just doesn’t always work out the Kim Kardashian way….making them scramble to erase the shit…and pretend it never happened….it doesn’t matter…what matters is that she’s posing in a bikini top for some eyeglass company….

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Miley Cyrus Puppy Fetish Continues of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a crush on Miley Cyrus…I think she’s a lot of fun…or at least worth watching in pictures of her weird privileged brat…..you know childhoodless child star who daddy exploited to finance his one hit wonder life he was used to….but couldn’t maintain….you know cuz of the whole one hit wonder shit…. She’s the kind of girl I’d want to get pregnant….but not have to interact with….so I just jerk off on her pictures and tape them to my wall. I’m romantic like that. She’s the queen of puppy and tight body girl erotica on social media…and here’s her latest puppy on her legs….her lean….lovely legs I’d leg to wear as a scarf as my mouth gets lost in her fleshy panty filler.

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Lucy Collett Secretary Strip for Nuts of the Day

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG. It’s a Glamour Model and she’s showing her tits…and it’s so shocking and scandalous and amazing…it is like going to a strip club and seeing the stripper take her bra off…of like having sex with your wife when she’s ovulating and trying to get pregnant….it’s pretty a chore…thrown down our throats….expected and uneventful…but luckily it involves big old tits….because that makes the repetitiveness so fucking bearable…

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Some Hot Babe for Karmaloop of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karmaloop is our sponsor and thus part of the reason the site exists because on my own…I am just annoying…insignificant…and unable to pay server costs to bring you all this amazing shit every fucking day that isn’t a weekend… They are throwing an awesome 50 Shades of black friday sale…. You should take fucking advantage of it….because in getting awesome deals..on awesome gear…that will get you laid….you’re also making me hooker money…that will get me laid…and that’s the best fucking deal in the game…. If you’re not into it…you can just look at this model I want to get pregnant I pulled off their site to masturbate to later…cuz she’s lovely… It’s a win for everyone…. TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE 50 SHADES OF BLACK FRIDAY SALE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Dude Tries, Fails to Pick Up Women with Taylor Swift Lyrics

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Let’s give the guy in the following video points for trying. And for making us crack up on multiple occasions. Using the lyrics he has listened to in endless Taylor Swift videos , filmmaker Tommy Wooldridge tries out various pick-up lines, from telling random women they’re the teardrops on his guitar… to asking if they remember when the two of them were sitting there by the water. He even manages to incorporate ” I Knew You Were Trouble ,” which only just hit iTunes! Watch the hilarity and awkwardness ensue now: Taylor Swift Lyrics: Do They Work?

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom to Divorce?

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A new co-host of The X Factor , her professional life has reached it apex. But is Khloe Kardashian’s personal world about the fall apart? The latest issue of Star alleges that Khloe and husband Lamar Odom are on the verge of an awfully expensive divorce, with drunken fights reportedly escalating to the point of the NBA baller blaming Khloe for the couple’s lack of children. “You can’t give me kids – I’m out!” Odom has supposedly bellowed. It is true that Khloe and Lamar have struggled to conceive . But are we really meant to buy the following anonymous cover story quote? “The only thing Lamar has been sticking around for was a child. But since Khloe hasn’t been able to get pregnant, he doesn’t see any point in staying in the marriage. He’s done.” We’ll see about that. Do you think Kardashian and Odom will make it?   Yes, they are totes in love! No, calling Splitsville! View Poll »

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Cindy Crawford Old and Hot in Tight Clothes for Tatler of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cindy Crawford is amazing. Many years ago, I was standing on a street corner as I often do, because I don’t have a job and never really know how to fill up my days and an SUV pulled up next to me….and this tall, amazing looking woman got out….it was Cindy Crawford, I was next to her hotel, it wasn’t like she made the driver pull over to sit on my face, as most girls do, but she did smile at me, or maybe she was laughing at me, as she walked into the hotel, and part of me died…because I realized they don’t make crackwhores this good….and I only have sex with crackwhores…and I will always only have sex with crackwhores…and this Cindy Crawford bitch opened a door to a new world…a world I’m not invited into…except when looking, and by looking I mean masturbating to her photoshoot pics….even though she’s 50 something and that alone is normally disgusting…but she is defies all odds…or some shit….who cares…look at the pics.

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Valerie van der Graaf Hot for Lovecat #5 of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Valerie van der Graaf is a hot model from the Netherlands….She was in the last issue of Lovecat Magazine, looking pretty fucking spectacular , but I’m a bigger fan of this half nakedness, erotica, all busty as fuck and good enough to try to get pregnant, even if you’ll never be in the same room as her, being someone who never leaves his couch, but if you’re like me, and have a lot of time on your hands, you can look up every van der Graaf in the Netherlands and send them a condom filled with your semen you made yourself looking at these pics, hoping she may flip it inside out and have your baby….even though the chances are she won’t even get it, but those who do , will likely call the cops, ruining everything. Life is unfair. These pictures are not…unless this bitch is actually disgusting when not in professional photoshoots…like most bitches are…lies everywhere….don’t matter when I can seee titty…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t seen one of these in a long time, not a vagina in panties, but Lindsay Lohan’s vagina in panties, mainly becasue no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan, even though she wants us to, otherwise she would have left LA and taken her millions of dollars to live a quiet life in an amazing place at 25, but I guess that wouldn’t have been good enough for this spoiled brat, instead, she decided to stick around, burn through her money, take shitty roles in movies, hang with shitty people, make shitty underwear choices, in just one pile of fucking shit she deservers because she’s an evil, horrible, self absorbed cunt I’d like to get pregnant, or at least try to get herpes from, cuz she’s still Lindsay Lohan and that alone makes her lovely. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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