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Delilah Parillo By Purienne for Vogue Spain of the Day

I used to listen to a radio show called “Lovers and Other Strangers”….that was syndicated and is probably still on the radio.. hosted by this bitch named Delilah … who thought that she was channeling a message from god….where she would really preach jesus shit in reference to her advice she would give people going through a divorce or calling in to celebrate their lives…for her to answer them with condescending advice and often times play totally inappropriate songs to deal with the issues these people were going through…Like someone would call in and say their wife of 40 years cheated on them then died…and she’d play a Christina Aguilera song…it is the little things, like everything wrong in America that brings me joy…as well as tits.. So it is only natural that this Delilah, will remind me of than Delilah, and that Delilah, will remind me of love, and this Delilah, will be on the recieving end of that love, because she’s amazing looking and you’d be crazy not to love her…but that could just be me drunk on her tits talking… All this to say, photos by Purienne and he’s good. The post Delilah Parillo By Purienne for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment Kinda Turns Me On in Short Shots of the Day

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened…but I guess that would make jerking off to her twitter porn gay…so maybe we’ll just go along with the “This is his sister” story they are feeding us…it is best for all parties involved….

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Kate Upton Piggish for November’s Vogue of the Day

Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin Kate Upton Kate Upton Piggish for November’s Vogue of the Day Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin

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Imogen Thomas THick in Nuts of the Day

Imogen Thomas is some busty Glamour Model who doesn’t impress me cuz her busty comes with a whole lot thickness. It is clear from this pics that someone’s been eating her bangers and mash….She’s so into food, she even tweets about the shit….. When she’s not showing off the shit as it pours over her lingerie in the form of fat….but like all fat chicks…she’s showing off tit….and that’s exciting…right?

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Zoe Saldana for Malibu Magazine of the Day

Zoe Saldana is some nerd marketed starlet from Avatar and now she’s in the prestigious Malibu Magazine posing all hot to the average person, disappointing all the virgin losers who live with their mom who don’t like admitting that the Avatar character they fell in love with was actually played by a human, cuz human’s are so hard to connect with and interract with, especially when bogged down with autism and social awkwardness and a passion for all things girls find creepy, weird, unsexy….luckily…I’m only into girls who are blue from being choked out when sucking my dick. LOLZ. (everything is less creepy when you LOLZ)

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Cindy Crawford Old and Hot in Tight Clothes for Tatler of the Day

Cindy Crawford is amazing. Many years ago, I was standing on a street corner as I often do, because I don’t have a job and never really know how to fill up my days and an SUV pulled up next to me….and this tall, amazing looking woman got out….it was Cindy Crawford, I was next to her hotel, it wasn’t like she made the driver pull over to sit on my face, as most girls do, but she did smile at me, or maybe she was laughing at me, as she walked into the hotel, and part of me died…because I realized they don’t make crackwhores this good….and I only have sex with crackwhores…and I will always only have sex with crackwhores…and this Cindy Crawford bitch opened a door to a new world…a world I’m not invited into…except when looking, and by looking I mean masturbating to her photoshoot pics….even though she’s 50 something and that alone is normally disgusting…but she is defies all odds…or some shit….who cares…look at the pics.

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Minka Kelly’s Amazing Subway Booty

I wouldn’t normally find pictures of a chick riding the subway all that hot, except for that one time I saw this hungover hottie doing a walk of shame, but I’ve got to say that Minka Kelly has got to be one of the most amazing looking commuters I have ever seen. So hot. That booty belongs in spandex pants. Amaze! I even like her dumpy period sweater. That’s how hot she is.