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Exxxotica 2013 Brings Out The Trash

Growing up I used to love porn stars, but times have changed and so have the girls in the industry. You see, I like my hoes to have some class and nowadays most adult stars look like cracked out hookers you’d find on a street corner . Anyway, here are a bunch of them at Exxxotica 2013. Go through all the pictures and see what I’m talking about. Besides, Charmane Star (header pic), there are really no gems here.

Imogen Thomas THick in Nuts of the Day

Imogen Thomas is some busty Glamour Model who doesn’t impress me cuz her busty comes with a whole lot thickness. It is clear from this pics that someone’s been eating her bangers and mash….She’s so into food, she even tweets about the shit….. When she’s not showing off the shit as it pours over her lingerie in the form of fat….but like all fat chicks…she’s showing off tit….and that’s exciting…right?

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Imogen Thomas THick in Nuts of the Day

Zoe Saldana for Malibu Magazine of the Day

Zoe Saldana is some nerd marketed starlet from Avatar and now she’s in the prestigious Malibu Magazine posing all hot to the average person, disappointing all the virgin losers who live with their mom who don’t like admitting that the Avatar character they fell in love with was actually played by a human, cuz human’s are so hard to connect with and interract with, especially when bogged down with autism and social awkwardness and a passion for all things girls find creepy, weird, unsexy….luckily…I’m only into girls who are blue from being choked out when sucking my dick. LOLZ. (everything is less creepy when you LOLZ)

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Cindy Crawford Old and Hot in Tight Clothes for Tatler of the Day

Cindy Crawford is amazing. Many years ago, I was standing on a street corner as I often do, because I don’t have a job and never really know how to fill up my days and an SUV pulled up next to me….and this tall, amazing looking woman got out….it was Cindy Crawford, I was next to her hotel, it wasn’t like she made the driver pull over to sit on my face, as most girls do, but she did smile at me, or maybe she was laughing at me, as she walked into the hotel, and part of me died…because I realized they don’t make crackwhores this good….and I only have sex with crackwhores…and I will always only have sex with crackwhores…and this Cindy Crawford bitch opened a door to a new world…a world I’m not invited into…except when looking, and by looking I mean masturbating to her photoshoot pics….even though she’s 50 something and that alone is normally disgusting…but she is defies all odds…or some shit….who cares…look at the pics.

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Cindy Crawford Old and Hot in Tight Clothes for Tatler of the Day

Dempsey Stewart Nipple for Fashion

Her name is Dempsey Stewart and she is a model that is willing to get naked for fashion…which I guess makes her a whore because whore’s also get paid to get naked for false promises and cold hard cash….but I guess when it is in the studio setting, and not on a street corner, it makes it all okay and socially acceptable….when the money is going to coke at all night fashion parties…even though most models get coke for free instead of to a crack rock that bitch is gonna smoke out of a coke can….you know instead of to a pair of unsoiled underwear….the world smiles enviously….here are the pics…

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Dempsey Stewart Nipple for Fashion