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Katarina Ivanovska and Adriadne Artiles for Yamamay Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know who thes models are and I am too drunk to bother looking them up…yes, I drink during the day every day because it is my job…and really if you you like them that much…you can google them….you have their names…I’m not your dancing monkey, little search engine bitch who wikipedia’s shit for you and reports back to you…I’m much more than that…I’m a person dammit…. Truth is, I’m not actually mad at you, we’re all still friends here, I just feel like all these bitches are interchangeable and nameless…they aren’t fucking me and I hardly remember the names of girls who are…I just care that they are getting half naked to get the fuck ahead in life….and I just care that they are in lingerie…cuz I like girls in lingerie…nno matter where they are from, what year they were born, or if they are even actual girls…cuz it’s not gay if they are planning the surgery.

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Katarina Ivanovska and Adriadne Artiles for Yamamay Lingerie of the Day

Ashley Smith Tits for Oyster of the Day

Ashley Smith….not THE ASHLEY SMITH WHO KILLED HERSELF ON SUICIDE WATCH WHILE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL …. but the busty Texan fashion model born in 1991….with rockin’ fucking tits…who is gap toothed but amazing to look at…is doing some semi nude…barely see her nipple…pics for a magazine called Oyster…that reminds me how badly I’d love to eat her oyster and play with her pearl…that was a horrible obvious vagina reference for those of you not down wih the slimely, fishy scented, but very popular sea food… She’s going places…places that will make the chance of me getting up inside her more and more challenging…but at least I get to look at her pictures…at least she gives me that….what an angel….

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Ashley Smith Tits for Oyster of the Day