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JoJo in a Weird Metallic Bra of the Day

JoJo was in a weird Metallic Bra for some photoshoot because I guess people still care about Jojo for reasons I don’t understand…I mean she didn’t even matter when she was famous…but I guess there’s a niche for her, you know one or two really weird dudes who are obsessed Jojo fans, who masturbate on her pictures and wallpaper their shitty basement apartments with them…you know creepily obsessed with her because they crossed path with her once, or because they are schizo freaks, because even the most insignificant of people can have at least one deranged stalker… Luckily for me, I’m not one of them, maybe cuz she’s gone black and tarnished her vagina, not that I’m racist, but that I know I can’t fit in that stretched out snatch…I’m small like that.

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JoJo in a Weird Metallic Bra of the Day

JoJo in a Weird Metallic Bra of the Day

JoJo was in a weird Metallic Bra for some photoshoot because I guess people still care about Jojo for reasons I don’t understand…I mean she didn’t even matter when she was famous…but I guess there’s a niche for her, you know one or two really weird dudes who are obsessed Jojo fans, who masturbate on her pictures and wallpaper their shitty basement apartments with them…you know creepily obsessed with her because they crossed path with her once, or because they are schizo freaks, because even the most insignificant of people can have at least one deranged stalker… Luckily for me, I’m not one of them, maybe cuz she’s gone black and tarnished her vagina, not that I’m racist, but that I know I can’t fit in that stretched out snatch…I’m small like that.

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JoJo in a Weird Metallic Bra of the Day

Anja Konstrantinova Titties for Fashion of the Day

Anja Konstantinova is a Russian born Australian model, who unlike other models, is not a 6 foot tall monster of a woman, but who instead 5 foot 4, but who has still been in Vogue and other magazines…and has still walked the runway…making me think I don’t really give a fuck about how tall a bitch is, as long I get to see her titties for whatever reason, whether it is Fashion, to pay the rent, even in exchange for drugs, because ultimately, their tits are the gateway to their pussy, their pussy the gateway to their asshole, and it all works out in a glorious way…because that’s what really matters…I mean that’s why bitches with no legs still get fucked… Either way, Hi Anja, Let’s date.

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Anja Konstrantinova Titties for Fashion of the Day

Anja Konstrantinova Titties for Fashion of the Day

Anja Konstantinova is a Russian born Australian model, who unlike other models, is not a 6 foot tall monster of a woman, but who instead 5 foot 4, but who has still been in Vogue and other magazines…and has still walked the runway…making me think I don’t really give a fuck about how tall a bitch is, as long I get to see her titties for whatever reason, whether it is Fashion, to pay the rent, even in exchange for drugs, because ultimately, their tits are the gateway to their pussy, their pussy the gateway to their asshole, and it all works out in a glorious way…because that’s what really matters…I mean that’s why bitches with no legs still get fucked… Either way, Hi Anja, Let’s date.

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Anja Konstrantinova Titties for Fashion of the Day

Nina Agdal’s May/June Instagram Pics You’ll Like of the Day

If you are into your favorite SI Model, Nina Agdal, the girl robbed from the cover thanks to Kate Upton’s viral internet fame, because print magazines are struggling and you gotta milk the cow that is bringing all the boys to the yard as hard as you can to sell copies…. Or more importantly, if you are interested in her best instagram pictures from the last two months, that seem to just be a lot of pictures from her photoshoots you’ve probably already seen, only in far lower lower quality after being run through filters… Then you’ll like this creepy gallery of her best pics from the last 2 months that I didn’t compile, because I have better things to do with my time than stalk and catalog these twats making a fortune based on awesome bodies…now wait, I don’t….I got nothing better to do than that. I’m pathetic.

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Nina Agdal’s May/June Instagram Pics You’ll Like of the Day