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Michea Crawford is a Babe Pain de Sucre Swimwear of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michea Crawford is a babe….a babe who reminds me that one of life’s greatest tragedies is that I didn’t stand outside her apartment screaming her name…or singing love songs I wrote about her…before she moved from Montreal to become the next big thing who hasn’t hit yet…but who will hit soon enough…I’m talking Victoria’s Secret…Sports Illustrated…I am convinced…cuz she’s amazing… Well it’s too late to cry over spilt milk…I can just admire her from afar…and my love song stalking probably woulda got me arrested…so I guess it worked out better this way….for all parties involved… I’m used to failing…it’s kinda my thing…

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Demi Lovato Inspires With Her New Tattoo of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As George Michael told us so many years ago…and now Demi Lovato is reiterating….like some kind of evangelical ready to brain wash me and molest my children in exchange for a huge percentage of my money….money I’ll feel good about giving up…until finding out the evangelical is a fucking liar, homosexual, addicted to cocaine and all night choo choo train parties in 5 star hotels…the same things he convinced me was wrong to like….. Either way, this is a fucking religious experience people…Demi Lovato’s manic depressive bullshit spoiled brat arm is sent from fucking heaven to inspire us….that we do can stage breakdowns as easily as we can stage finding God….to help our careers and public image…So authentic…. Praise Jesus…Martinez

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As George Michael told us so many years ago…and now Demi Lovato is reiterating….like some kind of evangelical ready to brain wash me and molest my children in exchange for a huge percentage of my money….money I’ll feel good about giving up…until finding out the evangelical is a fucking liar, homosexual, addicted to cocaine and all night choo choo train parties in 5 star hotels…the same things he convinced me was wrong to like….. Either way, this is a fucking religious experience people…Demi Lovato’s manic depressive bullshit spoiled brat arm is sent from fucking heaven to inspire us….that we do can stage breakdowns as easily as we can stage finding God….to help our careers and public image…So authentic…. Praise Jesus…Martinez

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Jenna Jameson Gets Beat the Fuck Up of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pornstars and UFC fighters are some of the classier people in society. They are the equivalent of poor white trash that managed to make a ton of money fighting and fucking, until finding each other and starting a family, and like all poor white trash families, daddy has to put mommy in her place every once in a while. The story is they accused each other of cheating on each other, because when you’re a pornstar people assume you’re a slut and when you’re a UFC fighter people assume you fuck trashy chicks to compensate for the fact that rolling around in spandex panties with other dudes is how they make their living, and the whole thing is only sad because I wasn’t there living in her Garage like ALF in the reality show I pitched to her on Twitter a few weeks ago….cuz she’s my new internet girlfriend…and based on today…possibly the future mother to my new set of stepkids….GOODTIMES….

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Mary Carey and Her Husband Kissing of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some dude was lucky enough to land Mary Carey as a wife. I am sure she took a lot of fucking work, you know because she’s so fucking unattainable and not at all disgusting.

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