Source: Amy Sussman / Getty Lashana Lynch To Play 007 This. Is. Awesome. Lashana Lynch who played Maria Rambeau in “Captain Marvel” will take on the famous 007 moniker in the forthcoming James Bond film. To be clear, the history-making moment means she’s the first BLACK PERSON and the first FEMALE to take on the role. The British actress, 31, will play 007 in what The Daily Mail is describing as a “popcorn dropping moment” between her and the current Bond Daniel Craig. Bond is apparently retired and BEFUDDLED that this “brilliant young black woman” won’t fall for his charm. “Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed,” a source told the Mail. “It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman,” the source told the Mail. The film is currently in production in Italy and the UK. Lynch has already been spotted filming on set and she shared a behind the scenes clip. View this post on Instagram A lickle taste… #B25 A post shared by Lashana Lynch (@lashanalynch) on Jun 25, 2019 at 8:04am PDT Fans have been practically BEGGING for Idris Elba to become the first black James Bond, not just 007. View this post on Instagram from #Bond25 A post shared by Lashana Lynch (@lashanalynch) on Jul 5, 2019 at 8:16am PDT What do YOU think about an amazing black woman like Lashana taking on the iconic 007 role???
International troll Piers Morgan took a break from body-shaming plus size models to put a different category of people on blast. This time, he went after James Bond actor Daniel Craig for wearing a baby harness while carrying his baby. Morgan claims that it's “emasculating,” and was epicly shut down by Chris Evans — along with countless dads everywhere. As you will see in greater detail in the video that we have included, James Bond actor Daniel Craig was spotted with his baby. Craig was wearing a papoose, which most of us would think of as a front-facing baby carrier, which is a pretty standard piece of gear for parents. But this just didn't sit right with noted troll Piers Morgan, who took to Twitter to voice his terrible opinion. “Oh 007.. not you as well?!!!” Morgan exclaimed with disdain. He then made the subject of his frustration clear, writing: ” # papoose # emasculatedBond.” That's right — in Piers Morgan's twisted view of gender, a father carrying his baby using a baby carrier is “emasculating.” If you think that he was being absolutely ridiculous, you're right — and Captain America actor Chris Evans agrees. “You really have to be so uncertain of your own masculinity to concern yourself with how another man carries his child,” Evans asserts. He continues: “Any man who wastes time quantifying masculinity is terrified on the inside.” He's absolutely right. Piers Morgan doubled down on his awful view. (Though, to be clear, getting defensive and never admitting that he's wrong is his whole brand) Morgan then went so far as to try to Brit-splain Captain America to the actor who has played him for the better part of the last decade. “Captain America,” Morgan asserts. “Wouldn't wear a papoose.” In his mind, because Captain America is a strong man, he would only carry a baby in his arms and would never wear something that would make his baby comfortable and safer. And apparently he would never wear something that would free his hands to perform other tasks while looking after a baby. This is … absolutely absurd. Piers was a target of ridicule from plenty of others. “Imagine believing carrying your own baby in public is emasculating,” mocked a critic. “He’s not carrying it, that’s my point,” Morgan asserted. “He’s using an emasculating papoose.” Morgan continued: “James Bond would never use a papoose to carry his babies.” “Papoose-gate going global tonight,” Piers tweeted, presumably with glee. “A lot of VERY angry papoose-lovers screaming abuse at me.” In case there was any doubt, he added: “FYI: It won’t change my mind about papooses – they are ridiculous instruments of emasculation.” (Piers Morgan got pied in the face in front of his Good Morning Britain colleagues over this, which is a waste of perfectly good pie) A lot of men snapped selfies of themselves carrying their babies in papooses, but Morgan dismissed that as “virtue signaling.” “I just expressed a genuinely held opinion that papooses are emasculating, embarrassing & unnecessary,” Morgan says. “And the virtue-signalling world's gone bonkers.” Virtue signaling is arguably a real thing, but has become one of those red flag terms almost exclusively used by terrible people. “One thing's clear after tonight's ferocious Papoose-gate debate: we need a new James Bond. A 007 who looks sharp in a tux & wouldn't be seen dead in a papoose” Tom Ellis, a devilishly handsome British actor who plays the titular character on Lucifer, joined the criticism only to be singled out by Morgan. “God gave you arms for a reason Tom,” Morgan insists. “Use them & stop being so lazy.” (Lazy? We thought that he was concerned about emasculation?) “You are absolutely right,” Tom replied heatedly. “Is it time for a charity boxing match? Against you I mean?” Now that would be a sight. In real life, we know that carrying a baby on a harness is much safer for the baby, especially in crowds or on walks or hikes. There are also some xenophobic and misogynist undertones (no, overtones) to his argument, as papooses are common in many cultures, and he has singled out men on this issue. But Morgan was insisting that his view is genuine, rather than an effort to troll for attention. Genuinely feeling this way is worse than being desperate for reactions. We're hardly the first to say it, but Piers Morgan really is the human embodiment of the old-man-yells-at-cloud meme. It's not a good look.
If you were worried that Charlie Sheen’s HIV diagnosis would cause the hard-partying actor to change his ways, fear not: Chuckles is still living the life of a jet-setting drug sponge, and he hasn’t lost his ability to narrowly avoid capture from international authorities like he’s James Bond … … If, at some point in his travels, James Bond had developed a serious taste for bath salts, of course. According to Radar Online, the Sheenius’ latest brush with the law took place at Brown Field Airport in San Diego, when his plane was forced to land for an inspection following a trip to Mexico, where Charlie had presumably devoted several weeks to scholarly research of the lifestyle of tequila worms. “Charlie was on his private plane coming back from Cabo San Lucas, where he’d been on a bender, and had to stop in San Diego for inspection,” a source close to Sheen tells the website. To the complete shock of literally no one on the planet, Sheen was more than a little tipsy during the search: “Charlie was hammered, and upon inspection, some sort of narcotic appeared to be found on board,” the insider says. Drugs ?! On Charlie Sheen’s private jet?! What’s next, evidence of corruption and incompetence in the Trump administration?! The tipster says authorities then “took all the bags off the plane, and had drug-sniffing dogs go through the plane and bags.” The insider adds: “A dog sniffed around one of the suitcases on the tarmac. The dog scratched on the case, and it was opened, but it was a false alarm.” A witness to the inspection says Sheen conveniently excused himself when the drug dog came on the scene: “Drunk Charlie scuttled off to the bathroom, saying he had to pee,” the onlooker tells Radar. “Charlie, who may have ditched the drugs in the bathroom, was relieved in more ways than one, and reboarded the plane.” “Relieved in more ways than one”! You slay us, source! Earlier this month there was talk of Sheen undergoing “life-saving” detox following a family intervention, but we think it’s safe to say the treatment didn’t stick. Either that, or Charlie is experimenting with a new form of sobriety that allows margarita-guzzling contests in Cabo. Now that’s a health plan we can all get behind.
According to Remy Ma’s nearly 7 minute read on Nicki Minaj, Nicki cheated on her ex-boyfriend, Safaree with R&B singer, Trey Songz. Following years of unreleased tension, Remy Ma released a diss record today titled, “ShETHER”, directed at Nicki Minaj. “Mention guns, you Pussy Galore, James Bond/Only time you touch a trigga is when you […]
Ciara believes Future is out to get her. The singer and mother of Baby Future has made claims stating that Future’s “defamation” has scared a potential deal with an international cosmetics company, according to TMZ. Ciara believes the company would’ve paid $500K. “Ciara says all that trash talk has undermined her “positive reputation” and sullied her as “controlling, […]
