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Ashley Tisdale's Ass Has Never Looked Better

Anyone Else Think Someone Turned Off The Jets On Purpose?… read more

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Ashley Tisdale's Ass Has Never Looked Better

Miley Cyrus’ Body Is Getting Better And Better

Miley Cyrus is starting to bore me with these almost daily shots of her incredibly tight, skinny body leaving the pilates studio in sexy workout costumes…. I’m just kidding, I think it’s awesome. I think someone should hire some massive fake breasted women to stand outside the studio in tiny little stripper costumes just so that tomorrow’s shots will be that much hotter. Maybe a couple of them could be Japanese? Just a thought.

Taylor Momsen Takes Her Trash To Korea

It may just be that I’m getting a little older or something, I do take a lot of naps and my bowels tend to act up, but kids today just aren’t the same as they used to be. Here’s seventeen year old Taylor Momsen in some photohoot for Korean TV dressed as a good old all-American slut. If I was seventeen years old again I might like this kind of thing, but I’m an adult and I think someone should really call this girl’s parents. They’re probably too busy counting all her money.

Kim Kardashian Kontinues to Sell Out

It’s official: there’s no item to which Kim Kardashian will refuse to attach her name. You’d think someone who raked in six million dollars this year and who gets paid to simply stand on the red carpets of events would try to be selective in this area. Why not try to serve as some kind of role model, right? Wrong, folks! This is America! It’s Kim’s right to hawk an at-home laser hair treatment product that sells for $495 and guarantees “permanent, professional results.” After all, if you’re gonna be losing weight by following Kim’s advice and sitting on the toilet for days at a time, you probably won’t be able to leave the house.

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Rachel Bilson Flashes Her Cute Little Booty

Here’s my favorite Hollywood cutie Rachel Bilson out in a sweet pair of denim short shorts and killer high heels looking absolutely amazing. I love watching hot chicks walk around in high heels, it’s like watching a unicorn on it’s tippy toes. Beautiful. Anyhow, I wanted to discuss how cute Rachel’s little booty is and how happy I am that she happened to drop her purse just at the right time so we could get this shot of it. I think someone did it on purpose to get my attention… it worked.

‘Survivor’ Producer — Custody Fight Brewing

Filed under: Bruce Beresford-Redman , Monica Burgos Beresford-Redman The sister of Monica Burgos Beresford-Redman tells TMZ she will fight Bruce Beresford-Redman for custody. Carla Ferreira-Burgos tells TMZ, “I don’t think someone suspected of killing their mother should be in charge of the kids.” As we first reported,… Read more

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Jessica Simpson Still Enjoys Looking At Romo’s ‘Cute Butt’

Jessica Simpson can clearly laugh about her string of failed romances. The curvy singer told talk show host David Letterman she still enjoys watching ex-boyfriend Tony Romo’s ‘cute butt’ play American football.

Exclusive: Butch Walker gets bare bones and bloody for new album

Our buddy Butch Walker, who's been on Current TV a few times before, has a new album of his own (he's often better known writing and producing for others). I Liked It Better When You Had No Heart is out on February 23. It's wry, clever and catchy, with an occasional edge to it that's all the more refreshing for how the self-awareness creeps in, laconically, to the songwritery vibe of the album. (I particularly like “Pretty Melody,” in which he claims—rhyming with the title, of course—that he's “just another tattooed tragedy.”) Here's an exclusive clip of Butch talking about and performing “Don't You Think Someone Should Take You Home” acoustic: If that's too sweet for you, be sure to check this album promo in the form of a short film. Panic! at the Disco's Brendon Urie plays himself, and/or a superfan who's paid $25,000 for the chance to spend a weekend at Butch's. Both singers are far better actors than I'd have imagined, particularly when it comes to a deadpan, creepy American Psycho homage. I Liked It Better When You Had No Heart is available for pre-order from One Haven Music. added by: shana

La Toya Jackson — It’s Murder!

Michael Jackson’s sister, La Toya, still firmly believes her brother’s death was no accident — and yesterday outside Madeo, she told cameras “It’s murder, I think someone did it.” Also at Madeo, interestingly enough: Thomas Mesereau, the guy who won … Permalink

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La Toya Jackson — It’s Murder!

Marisa Miller’s Not As Hot as Her Body of the Day

Marisa Miller is a bikini model because of her body so that’s what we should be focusing on because whatever the fuck is going on with her hard, leathery, old lookin’ face, reminds me of some ex-prostitutes I was in NA with a couple of years ago. It’s like this bitch started out with a set of fake tits, two 10 pound dumbells, a tanning machine and a fuckin’ dream and she made it, but time isn’t on her face’s side, shit is melting into some kind of weird, but I’m definitely on her body’s side, shit is done proper, so she needs to embrace her place in the world and get in a little less dress and a little more bikini, but at least we get a taste with them legs…

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