Depending upon how you look at life, I imagine that today’s list will either make you feel super old or super young. Today we’re looking at the best nude scenes from movies released between September 1986 and August 1987. That means that these classic nude scenes all turned 30 in the last calendar year! Here are our Top Ten Nude Scenes from Thirty Years Ago… read more
Bella Thorne posted this bikini pic from a couples of weeks ago, because I guess she liked the attention she got for being in a bikini, as a girl who was raised amongst a bunch of girls, by parents who assume are trying to expose them, exploit them, and monetize them….since mos 17 year olds are not living in LA going to auditions attheir own will….you know years of being stage parented…finally paying off…so she’s finally able to show off her young ass and get celebrated the way her family wants…and needs…because that’s how they pay the mortgage… Here is her ass at some Pitch Perfect premiere…with that ass… 17 today isn’t 17 thirty years ago, although the laws may be the same…I can assure you that growing up on porn fucks them up…because when I was 17…I was the guy who had one porn….and I’d show it to every girl I could…only for them to freak the fuck out…now girls are sending out links of gangbangs to the football team saying “let’s try this before graduation”…at least that’s what I assume is happening…#evolution… The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Julianne Hough is everywhere these days promoting the crap out of her new Rock Of Ages movie, I even saw her on Live With Kelly , I mean I heard she was going to be on Live With Kelly . I’m a man. Anyhow, here she is getting all rockstar sexy on the cover of Glamour magazine. I think my favorite shot has to be the one in the bra, ‘Rock On’? More like ‘Rock Hard’. Get it? Alright.
With the London Olympics just around the corner, I thought it might be nice to get to know some of our Olympic hopefuls. This is a shot of hottie Lolo Jones’ hot little spandex booty. I guess you want a little more info than that. Alright, she’s a hurdler, she’s thirty years old and she’s a virgin. Wait what? I can’t imagine a chick with a booty like this not being able to get laid at least once. There must be some hurdler groupies she could have her way with. Can you imagine the sex party she’s going to have if she wins gold? Awesome.
With the London Olympics just around the corner, I thought it might be nice to get to know some of our Olympic hopefuls. This is a shot of hottie Lolo Jones’ hot little spandex booty. I guess you want a little more info than that. Alright, she’s a hurdler, she’s thirty years old and she’s a virgin. Wait what? I can’t imagine a chick with a booty like this not being able to get laid at least once. There must be some hurdler groupies she could have her way with. Can you imagine the sex party she’s going to have if she wins gold? Awesome.
I think you guys already know how much I love Blake Lively , so these pictures of her hanging out on the set of her crappy TV show shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. I love it. She’s the kind of woman that I could really see myself taking a bath with every night for like the next thirty years or so. Or at least until she gets fat and irrelevant. But until then, I’ll supply the bath oils and rubber ducky. Obviously I’m referring to my penis.
What do you do when your two middle-aged alcoholic neighbors — one, a raging homophobe and the other, a flamboyant gay man — scream insults at each other all day long? If you’re Eddie Lee Sausage and Mitchell D, and encountering this problem in San Francisco in the late ’80s, you start recording. Then, thirty years later, you splice the audio together with interviews to make a Tribeca Film documentary called Shut Up Little Man! Take a look at the trailer ahead.
It may just be that I’m getting a little older or something, I do take a lot of naps and my bowels tend to act up, but kids today just aren’t the same as they used to be. Here’s seventeen year old Taylor Momsen in some photohoot for Korean TV dressed as a good old all-American slut. If I was seventeen years old again I might like this kind of thing, but I’m an adult and I think someone should really call this girl’s parents. They’re probably too busy counting all her money.
Here’s Avril Lavigne doing that thing where she sings about all the problems she has stealing boyfriends from teenage girls in high-school and all that crap. Isn’t she like thirty years old now and a multi millionaire? I think she needs to work on her material, maybe sing about how hard it is to find a gardener willing to cut the grass at her mansion or how hard it is to find a hot pink Maserati these days. You know, something a little more relevant to her day to day life. At least she looks hot doing it. more pictures of Avril Lavigne here