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Natalie Portman Flashing her Tits of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Woah…Natalie Portman…simmer the fuck down… Girl, despite being older, is still Natalie Portman….and after her Star Wars performance, that catered to the nerds, like the real fucking nerds, even though I am sure she had really creepy fans before Star Wars….this type of outfit is a fucking public hazard…. I don’t know if you know nerds, but they don’t get laid often, and when the girls they are obsessed with get slutty, they can’t help by ejaculate all over themselves… I remember working with a nerd once, it was a sad story, I felt for the loser…but he ended up making millions and probably gets laid all the time now, but at the time…he was just constantly hiding his boner when the sluts in the office rolled through…unable to process what the fuck was going on…and something like this Natalie Portman behavior…would possible kill him….even all these years later…. Natalie Portman…being racy and dangerous….and careless of all the nerd superman underwear she’s likely already ruined cuz they are quicker to the Natalie Portman titty pics than I am…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Natalie Portman Flashing her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lopez is done, been done, still living…in this still famous, always famous, even though fame doesn’t matter, since everyone is famous, or obsessed with getting famous, focused on their own fame to bother noticing someone elses fame, except when that fame is decades old, like it is with J.LO, or the Kardashians, or J.Lo trying to be a Kardashian…to which they focus on and create cultural events around…while all J.Lo wants is people to still jack off to her and to pay for her bullshit music / movies / TV….what can’t this overachieving bitch do….it’s ridiculous. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Baldwin Bra and Panties of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailey Baldwin is one of those weirdo Born Again Christian girls who I guess was never born again, because she was raised a Christian by her weirdo drug addict turned Jesus Loving Dad, but who is still a Christian…despite everything she does, and how she portrays herself, half naked, attention seeking, clickbait who basically made a deal with the devil Kardashians to get a following, and to even get with their friend Bieber who she is now married to… But is Hailey Baldwin the kind of Christian girl who saved herself for marriage, by taking it up the ass from all the dudes she’s fucked being a young whore from instagram with a famous enough dad to have lived the good / rich life…. I’ve known weird Catholic girls in my lifetime, and they have some fucking weird issues, bent up issues, anger issues, and a weird relationship to sex and sexuality….and guilt….one even used to only get off using her mom’s crucifix as a dildo…a crucifix she stole when back home for the holidays…because religion fucks ya’ll up….but all the weird Catholic girls I have known have had one thing in common….an anus trained for penetration…from a young age..not like Catholic boys who have loose assholes because of priests…but because of all the anal sex they had to respect their lord. You see, people interpret religion how they want, so their egos can still do what their egos want them to do. Like Hailey Baldwin thinks she has an influence and is spreading the word of the lord…yet puts out shoots like this…. She’s delusional, but would you expect more from an entitled rich spoiled cunt…I wouldn’t… I mean maybe the DOUBLE UNDERWEAR is a Jesus freak thing, you know an extra layer….maybe you should ask her preacher. More paps yo… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hailey Baldwin Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk Naked for Instagram of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk brought the instagram attention seeking instagram model hustle to her instagram feed today….fully naked… From my perspective, Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being a VS model, but it turns out her only real job was a VS model and getting nude was to solidify her position as a VS model, possibly created in their lab of genetic modifications, despite having a story of being a Swedish pro female basketball player, as if that exists… But girl knows how to get hits on the social media feed as a social media model, since all girls are social media models now, and the brands insist on social media numbers for bonuses to these girls, and since they work exclusively for the brand, so they don’t have to disclose everything they do is a paid add…SOLID scammin! Here she is for Harpers Bazaar And here are her tits covered in gliter The post Elsa Hosk Naked for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Girl Who Rubs Her Face with Period of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who makes women feel shame about having their period? Is it dogs sniffing girl’s bloody cunt? Is it gay guys who are rumored to smell periods on girls with disgust? Maybe women themeselves hate their periods cuz bleeding all over the place while their uterus sheds and ovaries explode sucks…. Because I don’t know any dude who has EVER shamed a woman for having her period, it’s usually a celebration that he didn’t knock her up…. I don’t know many dudes who have said no to period sex, even if period sex is gross and ruins sheet, just like anal sex is gross after you’ve eaten indian food, bodily fluids are gross. But this bitch seems to think that her period is embarassing, like taking a big shit would be embarassing, despite being natural, but you likely wouldn’t rub it on your face for social media, in some weird intellectualization of your period or why you’re smearing it on your face, when clearly, you’d doing it as clickbait…shock value clickbait…and like anyone who smears bodily fluids on themselves, you’ve got a mental problem…like the guy who saves his cum from all his jerk offs….smearing it on his face… Perceived feminism from attention seeking fame whores blows my mind.. Like people don’t like naming shooters in mass shootings to not give them the attention they wanted, I will not name this scammer. The post Girl Who Rubs Her Face with Period of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum’s Eugenics Nipples for Harpers Bazaar

Posted on January 10, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Klum pulled out her tits in some Fashion Magazine for what we can assume is feminism, or disguised as feminism, because why else would a woman in her 50s be showing other women in a women’s magazine her tits, other than to say “pull out your tits it is empowering”…. I mean otherwise it’s just clickbait, tits get hits, I mean she could have very easily had her shirt on…but for whatever reason, she’s pulling her tit out… I am going to assume that since it’s a women’s magazine, it’s actually designed to show off to other women who are in their 50s, that they aren’t as hot as Heidi Klum, this is her bragging, giving other women her age and younger a complex, while re-affirming to herself that she’s hot, and capable of fucking other dudes, all thanks to German Genetic programs that Hitler instilled in the 40s, creating her genetic line…because ultimately…she makes no sense… I think it’s safe to say that this is women, objectifying women, to fuck with the minds of other women, in hopes of getting them to buy into bullshit products they don’t need….because that keeps the system working… But blame it on men and their raping…BLAME it on that….. Thanks for the tits. The post Heidi Klum’s Eugenics Nipples for Harpers Bazaar appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elisabetta Canalis Hot Ass for Social Media of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this is what life after Clooney looks like. Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body. Leading me to think Clooney has a Vasectomy, not that I care about Clooney sperm count, or even this Elisabetta Canalis, who’s only other hit, other than being “hit” by George Clooney’s balls against her ass, is being an extra Deuce Bigalow – European Gigolo…but I do care about any ass, or at least about looking at any ass, that looks like this. Let’s hope she keeps producing this kind of smut, you know to make herself matter like she did when she was an A-Listers arm candy, doing it on her own, like a good little trick…. I mean use your gold digging groupie opportunist ladder climbing to actually ladder climb…

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Posted on June 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this is what life after Clooney looks like. Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body. Leading me to think Clooney has a Vasectomy, not that I care about Clooney sperm count, or even this Elisabetta Canalis, who’s only other hit, other than being “hit” by George Clooney’s balls against her ass, is being an extra Deuce Bigalow – European Gigolo…but I do care about any ass, or at least about looking at any ass, that looks like this. Let’s hope she keeps producing this kind of smut, you know to make herself matter like she did when she was an A-Listers arm candy, doing it on her own, like a good little trick…. I mean use your gold digging groupie opportunist ladder climbing to actually ladder climb…

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Ashley Smith’s Awesome Tits for River Island of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashely Smith is some busty model, with serious fucking tits, and also has a a gap tooth, that compliments her real serious fucking tits, a gap that I find sexy, but I’m not going to lie, I kinda wish my dick was her retainer, in some modern dental technology that has nothing to do with fixing imperfect teeth, that as far as I’m concerned are perfect, but that has everything to do with giving girls cold sores. I’m a fan…and you will be too…if you want to see her awesome tits…you can click on the links below…because like all amazing busty models, those tits have been unleashed to get her to this level of about to breakout famous…. See Her Tits 1- Here , 2- Here , 3- Here

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Marloes Horst is Amazing for Harpers Bazaar July of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marloes Horst is a dutch model, who I have seen topless HERE and HERE …but unfortunately not in person, partially because I don’t leave my house, but also because girls, especially models find me a creep they want nothing to do with because all I do is talk about ejaculating in them. She’s not a huge model, she’s just getting started, but has been getting work, like this Harpers Bazaar Shit, that I wouldn’t mind having sex with, except for all the paper cuts, but for Marloes, I am willing to feel pain…but I’d prefer to take her to dinner and a movie, or what I like to call the gateway date to anal…if you roofies the popcorn.

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