Jennifer Lopez is done, been done, still living…in this still famous, always famous, even though fame doesn’t matter, since everyone is famous, or obsessed with getting famous, focused on their own fame to bother noticing someone elses fame, except when that fame is decades old, like it is with J.LO, or the Kardashians, or J.Lo trying to be a Kardashian…to which they focus on and create cultural events around…while all J.Lo wants is people to still jack off to her and to pay for her bullshit music / movies / TV….what can’t this overachieving bitch do….it’s ridiculous. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Niykee Heaton is pretty much a nobody, but I guess she’s a “social media” star, who got a record deal because of having an audience on Youtube or wherever the fuck she was found by a record label that I think signed her…possibly because they wanted to fuck her… I guess she figured out her market early on, probably hit up the Hip Hop covers, again I don’t know… I just know she posts very aggressive, sexually suggestive, fat ass pics on her social media…and that keeps her going…and I guess I also know she’s posting “getting thicker pics”….up on some Aubrey O’Day, white girl for black men, before going back to white men by getting thin, kick…but still deep in the getting thick… Thick, plus sized, whatever may be in…but I’m a firm believer that thin girls always win, since getting thick can always spiral out of control and end up like Roseanne or whoever the fat girls in the world are these days, I wouldn’t know because they are invisible to me… She may be low level, barely famous, but there’s something hot about her, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist, and those are the best, especially when you randomly encounter them on tinder… The post Niykee Heaton “Getting Thick” Because She Knows her Audience of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
“Pose with puppies, they won’t know you’re fat” Kate Upton is a very large model turned actress who can’t act, but who gets cast in movies, because producers don’t realize that no one actually cares about her, and that she was virally famous on the internet like Tila Tequila got famous on the internet, it’s flimsy, not real, and people aren’t engaged or really that into her, but if her tits are out there, they’ll look “excitedly” at them…enough to click “follow” on social media… There’s very little exciting about her, even in her nude leaked pics, I was like, “Damn that’s one sloppy bitch, how does she get work”….but I guess when she was freshly 18, and a set of huge tits, before her body caught up with her, she was an interesting biological anomaly. She’s still got some level of celebrity, this stuff has a legacy or lag, and when you know she should be done, she can still milk it a few more years, and I guess she is, like the cow that she is…not quite ready to be put out to pasture… And the real impressive thing about her is how magazines and brands edit her photos or shoot her so that she doesn’t look like the Monster she is built like… In this case, they used puppies…and had her giggling…because when a girl smiles large with puppies, in a lot of clothes, you don’t notice her belly, or in Kate Upton’s case, her massive back…used to support those sloppy tits… Here are the pics… The post Kate Upton is Great At Eating for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland was the teen sister on the OC who I know a bunch of dudes in their 30s probably jerked off to her…she’s also on Arrow…where the same people jerk off to her…socially award weirdos… She’s been in the industry forever since she was 7, her stepfather, and we love stepfathers because that’s the name of the fucking site and we need to cover all stepfather news, is or was Brian De Palma, a pretty serious director in the 80s…her godfather Steven Spielberg….making it really hard to break through…but more importantly, robbed her of her childhood and probably brought her some solid damaged rich kid issues, and identity crisis, at least we hope it did.. Well, she’s delving into photography, as everyone on instagram is, and she posted a pic of half of her ass, or maybe it is someone elses ass, which is apparently enough ass for me to look at…and post…I’m pretty desperate and pathetic. The post Willa Holland’s Ass Cheek of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Holly Peers, Nicole Neal, Staci Noblett and a bunch of other Glamour Models are showing off their tits, because that’s kinda what they do…. When you have tits like this…and no other real marketable skill because when you first realized you had tits like this…you also realized that you didn’t need waste your time trying to find a career….as good things always come to those built like this…especially when those built like this don’t mind exploiting being built like this…and as someone who isn’t paying them to show off their tits…not even a strip club cover charge…but instead getting the pics for free, on someone elses dime…I can’t really complain….cuz free tit pics, whether high production with professional strippers for a calendar or just a gift emailed to me…are always lovely…. So here is some Pabo La Magie, whatever that is, 1920s Circus inspired calendar, because the only people who use Calendars were likely born and raised in the 1920s, and this reminds their stroked out minds of their youth…
