Ariel Winter is some fat chick with fat tits from TV…in a towel for her social media – because everyday is a good day to clickbait…as people are bored with family staring at instagram – content is needed…and dancing monkey, built like a neckless pig, but she’s famous from TV, thanks to her parents exploiting her and robbing her childhood as they whore her out…and this cleavage, like mot cleavage, is just cleavage… Here’s some Christmas throwback. The post Ariel Winter Slutty Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne may not be as hot as she might have been thanks to face fillers. She may not be as stable as she could have been thank to a mom whoring her out to the industry…being robbed of her childhood and forced to face all kinds of hardships like being paid lots of money – and being coddled and sucked up to – by people you can’t trust as friends because they are using you..leaving her alone, forced to medicate with the POT, and post it on her feed because it’s recreationally legal and not the 90s when you had to pretend you didn’t smoke pot…but more intrestingly..she’s doing a topless dance, hold her titty, and jiggle and it’s not that hot, it’s almost boring at this point but would I be a site if I didn’t post it.. NO…I wouldn’t be.. Not that I am one..but you know what I mean….and that is that the world needs more Bella Thornes in it. The post Bella Thorne Titty Grab Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Everything is terrible, except for this: Cher has announced plans to grace Broadway with a musical about her life. According to Deadline, Cher: The Musical will chronicle her childhood up through the years spent topping the charts with the late Sonny Bono, while Cher herself reports that the play will debut in 2018, and will… Read more »
My spirit animal, Lindsay Lohan, my one true friend who abandoned me, is still alive and she wants to remind you that despite leading us to believe she was dead 4-5 years ago…she still exists…and can wear bathing suits…. I guess she’s just resting and preparing to get herself ready for her big comeback, because she’s lazy and hasn’t worked in a decade….but the Oscar win I predicted years ago will happen…unless she actually dies…or continues to mangle her face in protest of being the goddess she was born into being…all self destruction….thanks to being robbed of her childhood… I like the pose…I figure she got it from this picture….because I we are connected at the soul…. But I guess I like all that Lohan does…that doesn’t involve being dying, just irrelevance… Here she is in a flower crown from snapchat… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Sep 5, 2016 at 10:33am PDT And I’m a lifelong fan… The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is at the peak of her career at 18, despite looking 40….so let’s watch a video of her out in the sun, not melting like the two twin redheads I saw yesterday – burned the fuck up…because red heads can be hot when they aren’t freakish looking – but they are usually freakish looking…really fucking freakish looking….while this one is lovely in her subtle whoring, strategic whoring, accessible whoring, getting hired to be the new Lohan whoring, fitness whoring, hot body whoring, WHORING… Doing cannon balls…like she’s not a whore…whored by her parents to the entertainment industry…not robbed of her childhood and still having fun…. The post Bella Thorne Bikini Jump Fetish Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Dakota Fanning actor family creeps me out, it’s some children of the corn shit, like some robots created in a lab who were much cuter as kids who acted like adults thanks to the way they were programmed, only to end up looking like the above picture – if you can look away from the tit, on some Hayley Joel Osment kick of cute as a kid, got the family in the scene, grew awkward and weird, introduce hotter sister…. Strategy….AND If you find her puffy nipple boring, why would you, puffy nipple on young child stars who are still working is as good as puffy nipple on anyone, but she’s not her hotter sister she probably hates knowing she martyred her childhood to pave the way and open the door for…in her red fitness pants from the other day….here’s her sister and her more interesting ass in her red fitness pants from the other day… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dakota Fanning – Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
“Pose with puppies, they won’t know you’re fat” Kate Upton is a very large model turned actress who can’t act, but who gets cast in movies, because producers don’t realize that no one actually cares about her, and that she was virally famous on the internet like Tila Tequila got famous on the internet, it’s flimsy, not real, and people aren’t engaged or really that into her, but if her tits are out there, they’ll look “excitedly” at them…enough to click “follow” on social media… There’s very little exciting about her, even in her nude leaked pics, I was like, “Damn that’s one sloppy bitch, how does she get work”….but I guess when she was freshly 18, and a set of huge tits, before her body caught up with her, she was an interesting biological anomaly. She’s still got some level of celebrity, this stuff has a legacy or lag, and when you know she should be done, she can still milk it a few more years, and I guess she is, like the cow that she is…not quite ready to be put out to pasture… And the real impressive thing about her is how magazines and brands edit her photos or shoot her so that she doesn’t look like the Monster she is built like… In this case, they used puppies…and had her giggling…because when a girl smiles large with puppies, in a lot of clothes, you don’t notice her belly, or in Kate Upton’s case, her massive back…used to support those sloppy tits… Here are the pics… The post Kate Upton is Great At Eating for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland was the teen sister on the OC who I know a bunch of dudes in their 30s probably jerked off to her…she’s also on Arrow…where the same people jerk off to her…socially award weirdos… She’s been in the industry forever since she was 7, her stepfather, and we love stepfathers because that’s the name of the fucking site and we need to cover all stepfather news, is or was Brian De Palma, a pretty serious director in the 80s…her godfather Steven Spielberg….making it really hard to break through…but more importantly, robbed her of her childhood and probably brought her some solid damaged rich kid issues, and identity crisis, at least we hope it did.. Well, she’s delving into photography, as everyone on instagram is, and she posted a pic of half of her ass, or maybe it is someone elses ass, which is apparently enough ass for me to look at…and post…I’m pretty desperate and pathetic. The post Willa Holland’s Ass Cheek of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
