Source: Mindy Small / Film Magic Jacquees Takes Us On A Tour Through His Jewelry Collection From his signature pendant necklace that fans can always expect to see hanging from his neck to his subtle flex of a diamond-studded tooth, the self-proclaimed “King of R&B” Jacquees shows off all of his ice as he runs fans through his jewelry collection. Check out the video below to see how Jacquees compares to some other celebs who have shown us their most coveted pieces of jewelry:
I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon…. Maybe they weren’t as forward thinking opportunists as this cunt, who is in MOVIES, who I’m sure I’ve seen in movies, but can’t place, but I do like the shirt over face look, it’s how most of my fucks look better…the SEX pose of champions or of champions who fuck ugly chicks that disgust them….it’s the subtle BROWN paper bag, without the inconvenience of finding a Brown paper bag, you know USE THE DAMN SHIRT…situation… The post Olivia Wilde Shirt Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon…. Maybe they weren’t as forward thinking opportunists as this cunt, who is in MOVIES, who I’m sure I’ve seen in movies, but can’t place, but I do like the shirt over face look, it’s how most of my fucks look better…the SEX pose of champions or of champions who fuck ugly chicks that disgust them….it’s the subtle BROWN paper bag, without the inconvenience of finding a Brown paper bag, you know USE THE DAMN SHIRT…situation… The post Olivia Wilde Shirt Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Simpson posted this fitness video because she’s not 300 pounds anymore – so she’s clearly someone who knows fitness, thanks to trainers and personal chefs and a million dollar weight watcher contracts that depended on her getting in shape, she even tried to get pregnant to get out of it..but she powered through – is still chubby, probably got some liposuction or stomach stapling – because based on her warm-up video for her fat audience that shop the Jessica Simpson collection at Walmart or Target – she’s never actually worked out before…she looks awkward and confused “this isn’t a turkey leg or pizza slice or baby back ribs, what do I do with it”…. But weirdly enough, I still like it… The post Jessica Simpson’s Lazy Workout Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is at the peak of her career at 18, despite looking 40….so let’s watch a video of her out in the sun, not melting like the two twin redheads I saw yesterday – burned the fuck up…because red heads can be hot when they aren’t freakish looking – but they are usually freakish looking…really fucking freakish looking….while this one is lovely in her subtle whoring, strategic whoring, accessible whoring, getting hired to be the new Lohan whoring, fitness whoring, hot body whoring, WHORING… Doing cannon balls…like she’s not a whore…whored by her parents to the entertainment industry…not robbed of her childhood and still having fun…. The post Bella Thorne Bikini Jump Fetish Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna’s great. She’s in Barbdos at her 30 million dollar house…that she keeps to remind her of her subtle roots of when she only got into the 30 million dollar houses on the island for teen sex tourism purposes…and to clean them… She is richer than the island itself….and her ass in and of itself, with or without her, is the number one export of the island…I mean even better than their RUM…so I like to think of staring at her ass in a bikini as a cultural experience…really understanding what Barbados or Rihanna is all about.. The post Rihanna Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes is a recently fired from Victoria’s Secret model…who has taken the rejection pretty well…by getting into her bra and panties for instagram on her own, without the help of some evil brand and a million dollar contract, because who needs a million dollar contract in this this era….when all you need is an instagram account… She’s a mom of two, she’s got a rockin’ body, her husband is black…she’s wearing sheer lingerie in an instagram pic, with visible nipple, which obviously is a cry to get noticed, so in a lot of ways she’s like a Kim Kardashian… But luckily for her, not in the body….because the nice thing about this Sheer lingerie is that it is sheer…it is the subtle, more sophisticated, even classy, titty flash… I approve of her being fired…it makes her work harder… Here’s her subtle “butt selfie” The post Doutzen Kroes Posts See Through Bra Pic on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
