Miley Cyrus licking Mushrooms for Christmas…is probably a lot like Miley Cyrus licking Paris Hilton’s vagina at Art Basel, where she was apparently all over Miley in attempts to eat her soul and steal her youthful energy and relevance…or maybe this is just her being trippy and silly and pretending to be getting high…because she’s so crazy..especially for a Disney princess who was crafted in the Disney Labs, robbed of her childhood but paid for and set for life….and this is all part of her marketing campaign…. It’s not very Chrismas to me..but maybe that’s because I prefer when she’s showing her nipples..I’m crazy like that..
#450358294 / gettyimages.com Some girls have decent pregnancy, where they stay fit, not bloated, but I guess when Mila Kunis decided to throw in the towel.. You know, run back to her childhood boyfriend, the one guy who understands her, who just happens to be a billionaire and the only costar from her past to have any real career. Whether it’s from his own TV shows, to a massive sitcom he got overpaid on, to all the dot com and app initiatives he’s thrown money at that have worked, he’d make for a good father to her kids, the kind of guy, despite not being Jewish, who could provide their child the best life…and for him, I mean he has known her forever and knows that she has her own money and that her gold digging comes from a good place because she knew him when he was nothing… I get the whole thing, it’s just too bad her first pregnancy looks like shit, because first pregnancy can be hot, knowing a baby has yet to ravage the vagina, but once it is said and done her vagina will also look like shit, and not because of remnants of Culkin herpes, but thanks to baby making destruction, Either way, she went out in public, and looked like a hearse, which was convenient, since she’s pretty much dead…at least in terms of sex appeal. #450369066 / gettyimages.com #450362734 / gettyimages.com #450362742 / gettyimages.com #450362702 / gettyimages.com #450361038 / gettyimages.com #450357478 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Vanessa Hudgens is re-inventing herself from the useless Disney Pawn who probably had to suck dick to get the job and more importantly who probably got paid 12 dollars a day at the job, cuz Disney’s currentcy is giving kids the chance at being famous, getting them fans, but once they hit a certain age, it is up to them to figure out the whore they need to take…whether it is posting nude pics of some 5 o’clock shadow pussy, or doing this hustle, working a half naked stripper she could have become if her parents didn’t decide to rob her of her childhood instead….and although she’s got a little pudge, seeing her working the pole feels like home…. The movie is called The Frozen Ground.
Here is some Disney battered child star named Amanda, who goes by AJ, who had her childhood robbed of her for her parent’s personal gain at the tender age of 9, thanks to Disney execs….and who is now 21 and old enough to know the importance of fake tits saving shitty natural tits, thanks to Disney execs…she also know the importance of being fit….at least when it comes to posing in bikini pics for your fans who are probably all serious perverts….despite her weird Christian roots….that all these confused, tormented sluts are a product of….coupled with star star syndrome, prostituting at a young age, and a struggling career…makes her a prime candidate for me to fall in love with….
Everyone has the right to love the relics of his or her childhood: PacMan as opposed to Grand Theft Auto, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles over Dora the Explorer, New Kids on the Block trumping Taylor Swift. But nostalgia can be as cloying as it is comforting, and there comes a time when that wardrobe of ringer T’s emblazoned with cartoon characters ought to be left behind. Especially if you’re a grown-up guy and you have any interest in, you know, actually sleeping with a girl.
Francoise Boufhal aws Born Françoise Boufhal me la focaba on December 18, 1988, in Hexham, Northumberland, Boufhal grew up and spent most of her childhood in Stocksfield and attended Broomley First school before moving into Newcastle Upon Tyne. She attended Ponteland Middle school where she was continuously bullied to high school. She later says the experience at school boosted her ambition to be successful. In April 2009, Rio Ferdinand signed Boufhal up to his digital magazine 5 as his co-pres
