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Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is done, been done, still living…in this still famous, always famous, even though fame doesn’t matter, since everyone is famous, or obsessed with getting famous, focused on their own fame to bother noticing someone elses fame, except when that fame is decades old, like it is with J.LO, or the Kardashians, or J.Lo trying to be a Kardashian…to which they focus on and create cultural events around…while all J.Lo wants is people to still jack off to her and to pay for her bullshit music / movies / TV….what can’t this overachieving bitch do….it’s ridiculous. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Peyton List is the Disney Star Heading in the Right Direction of the Day

It’s nice to know that it’s not just fat girls getting famous on instagram, but rather young starlets too….because girls of all shapes and sizes can be shameless whores for attention, if anything, it’s the norm and the challenge is finding the whore amongst the whore because everyone’s a whore.. I believe in this Peyton List girl and her 10 million fans….her head may a be a little disproportionate and weird…but she’s in a bikini top about to pull off her bikini bottoms and that’s magical enough to me. Keep up the good social media work…. The post Peyton List is the Disney Star Heading in the Right Direction of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Women Gets Stabbed Twice in the Butt and Other Videos of the Day

Crazy Armed Robbery Gone Wrong Thugs Disguised as Police Sneak Out of Hospital – End Up in Shoot Out… Korean Traffic Chase Put the Gun Down…. Mob in Kabul Kills Woman for Burning Koran The post Women Gets Stabbed Twice in the Butt and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous of the DAy

I know you don’t know who Jessica Lowndes is, but here is The Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous….even though she’s not quite famous…but she’s trying and as pathetic as trying to be famous is…it is still funny.. 1- Get on a TV show in Canada with Drake, or any where you are from, because Local market TV is good for the resume. 2- Get on a TV show in America, no matter how bad it is…just get on it. 3- Use being on that show as an excuse to attend any and all events, because the show marketing budget translates back to you, and after the show is cancelled, you’ll still have those social media fans… 4- Decide you are a singer….record songs no one listens to, release videos no one watches…. 5- Turn into an instagram whore, get implants, post tits, and ass…because tits get hits and hits get you paid motherfucker… Then fuck a producer….Pretty basic stuff… The post Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cailin Russo for Randall Slavin of the Day

Cailin Russo is a hipster instagram model with a “rockstar” dad, and she’s showing some stubbly vag in a skimpy bathing suit bottom, and I don’t hate her for what she does, I encourage this kind of behavior from any girl, especially those in LA who can actually end up getting cast for bigger and better things, like Bieber Music Videos, getting famous off their tits, tits they show for free with the “right” photographer, like Randall Slavin who works for Victoria’s Secret..a good photographer to become friends with…right… It encourages girls that follow them to try the same thing, it makes being topless less of a big deal than America thinks it is, and it makes for a generation of girls willing to show their tits, like we were in Europe or something…So I guess this porned up, nude is fashionable, world is good for everyone involved, even for the people who suck at life like me, cuz we get to watch.

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Jennifer Aniston in a See Through Dress of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is probably too old to not be wearing bras in see through tops if the camera flash hits the tit from the right angle, but I guess when these women don’t have kids and haven’t quite hit menopause, but are already starting to miss their periods periodically as they are slowly drying up, they know that it’s the window of opportunity, right before it’s absolutely too late…to give the world what they wanted to see 20 fucking yers ago… Her nipples on tits that are hardly as good as they were on Friends, in an era when she was too prude to show her tits, even though we all know getting famous meant showing her tits often to all kinds of people, it’s part of the program. But good enough to notice, because I guess it’s never too late to not wear a bra and show your nipples, even if it seems like you’re pretty much expired…that’s some silver lining that comes with the fact that people like tits in all stages of life because they are tits. Here she is a bit of tank thanks to the depletion of estrogen… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Butt Water is the Internet of the Day

This is probably one of the more interesting videos Youtube is making money off of today…All those google stocks going nuts running ads on some dude who fills his ass with water and squirts for his friends at a party…because it’s not a party without a fuckin’ enema… Apparently VICE INTERVIEWED THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK ….who is getting famous for this ridiculousness….

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Ireland Baldwin in her Pajamas of the Day

Hey Perverts. Alec Baldwin’s teen daughter, who is 6 months away from being legal, which means she probably doesn’t drink, get high or fuck. You know all wholesome and that’s why she’s just playing on the trampoline in her pajamas like a 7 year old, because that’s where her maturity level is, yet all you people are following her, and noticing her 6 foot 2 frame and its modeling, and celebrating her like she’s the next Miley, Taylor Momsen, Lohan, and all the other jailbait right before it turned 18 and fell off…and I am posting these to show you just how creepy you are for creeping on someone so innocent…right….cuz all rich girls are innocent…they are never more fucked up than pornstars…. Here’s a little doggy style crawl… Here’s a little ass grab…. You all make me sick…with your preversions…

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Ashley Benson for Nylon Magazine of the DAy

Ashley Benson was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy….making her my favorite of the bunch, in what is probably the worst Threesome ever to be in a Movie, but then again I come from a hardcore porn background and expect more out of sex scenes….. Well now she’s in Nylon, a magazine that was once a little more edgy and interesting, but that has turned into the new generations Seventeen, because I guess that’s where the ad dollars are, and if I cared, I’d be offended that people don’t stick true to their editorial voice all for a couple of bucks. Cuz this shoot, would be better with a little more fashion porn in it. I mean bitch is a hipster, take advantage, show her bush. What the fuck Nylon!?

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Sophie Turner Cares About Boston of the Day

Sophie Turner has taken an interesting and trashy approach to show her support for Boston, support she is only showing because it’s an opportunity to get people talking about her, you know because we all know girls who look like this are so fucked up, that they only care about themselves and the fact that they’ve failed at the whole getting famous shit and every day that goes by, makes the chances of that success few and far between. There’s not enough botox in the world to make her 30 year old face look like it was 20 again, if anything, it just makes her look like some coked out gutter pornstar trash who has taken too many loads to her face in hopes that this blowjob will lead to actual mainstream work. I am almost offended that she’s jumping on any opportunity, but even more offended that she’s a fucking lawyer and that this is how she spends her downtime, producing low level, fully clothed porn, when clearly she should be taking double anal. What a waste of an attention whore, but she does have a great ass. Keep up the philanthropic, show us you care, work, you amazing desperate girl.

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