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Kaley Cuoco Shows Off O-Face, Workout Attire While Leaving Gym

If you’ve ever been to Kaley Cuoco’s Instagram page , then you know the girl loves to pose for pics.  Lately, however, the paparazzi have been catching Kaley in lots of un -posed, candid moments, with some seriously unflattering results. Last week,  Kaley was caught in an awkward eating photo . Today, we give you post-workout O-face Kaley: We’re not sure what Kaley’s reacting to here, but she either really loves or really hates whatever she sees. As for the clothes – knit cap that she probably made herself and tank top with some inspirational saying on it? Yeah, that’s pretty much exactly what we imagined Kaley would wear to the gym. Because she’s as popular online as cats and fetish porn, the web is obsessed with speculating about whether or not Kaley is pregnant . No new information in these pics, but we’re guessing someone will spread the word that that loose-fitting top is concealing a baby bump. Kaley has made it clear that she plans to get knocked up in the near future, but in the meantime we’ll just enjoy the sight of her straight thuggin’ while she fishes through her Chanel handbag for the keys to her Prius. Seriously though, someone tell this girl that Halloween is over. Kaley dressed up as Justin Bieber was funny once, but we don’t want it year-round. 33 Hottest Pics of Kaley Cuoco 1. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo The world’s hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot. 33 Hottest Pics of Kaley Cuoco 1. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo The world’s hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot.

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Farrah Abraham: Nominated For Best Celebrity Sex Tape at AVN Awards!

Farrah Abraham and other mid-to-low-level celebrities who sought to attain or extend their 15 minutes of fame through “leaked” porn are being honored for their efforts. That’s right, she’s up for Best Celebrity Sex Tape at the AVN Awards! Nominations for the annual event, considered by many to be the Oscars of Porn (registered trademark?) and held in Las Vegas, have just been unveiled. With Best Celebrity Sex Tape added to the list of categories for the first time, a treasure trove of D-list stars are now getting the recognition they richly deserve. Among the nominees ready to vie for the prestigious title in January … Farrah Abraham, for her sexxxy Backdoor and More sequel. Tila Tequila, who has so many sex tapes we lost count. Mimi Faust and Nikko Smith, the Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta cast members who caused a national shower rod shortage with their bathroom acrobatics. Tami Erin, the former Pippi Longstocking star who claimed her sex tape was stolen, only to later release it to an audience just BEGGING for it (or not). Myla Sinanaj, Kris Humphries’ ex, and a girl who so clearly wishes she were the girl getting pounded in, and rich from, the Kim Kardashian sex tape . There’s only one Kim K., but some of these hard-working ladies have come on fast and strong (pun intended) in their quest for celebrity porno glory. Sadly, no Octomom this year. Here’s hoping for a Home Alone self-pleasure sequel in 2015, because this category just feels so empty without her. Who do you want to win?! Can anyone stop Farrah !? For all her faults (such as lying about her intentions), man can this girl sell a scene with James Deen! 27 Freaky Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Stills 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons.

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Amanda Bynes: I Had Sex With Caleb Pusey! He’s Totally Not Gay!

It’s hard to fault Amanda Bynes for any of her actions these days, as she’s clearly struggling with some pretty severe psychological issues. Even so, a 19-year-old Costa Mesa bait shop employee named Caleb Pusey is probably finding it pretty difficult to forgive Bynes for dragging him into the national spotlight. It all started when Bynes told the world that she and Caleb were planning to get married. When hunted down by the media, Pusey stated that he’s not engaged to Bynes , and insisted that they had simply become friends after meeting in rehab. Bynes conceded that they weren’t actually romantically involved and tweeted that Pusey is gay . Now it turns out that’s not true either.  Here are some tweets Amanda posted moments ago: “Caleb is not gay. We had sex” “A friend of mine stole my Chanel hand bag that had my iPhone in it and I lost Caleb’s contact information and I wanted to apologize to him” “Publicly because he is my favorite person in the world” “He helped me get through my ugly phase which I am still going through but I don’t want to see him again until feel pretty” Last week, Amanda slammed Pusey (tee-hee) on Twitter, calling him a “bad person” and stating that he’s “not a friend.” So it’s safe to say she had a change of heart, but it’s unclear what caused it. It seems as though they haven’t had any contact with one another since Amanda’s latest hospitalization, but Caleb is clearly on her mind. And if he’s heard the tapes of Amanda threatening to kill her dad , dude is probably more than a little scared.

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Olivia Wilde Nude in Third Person of the Day

Olivia Wilde annoys me. I don’t know if it is because she’s some rich kid from the UK who leveraged her contacts to get big in America. I don’t know if it is because she changed her name from COCKBURN to WILDE because COCKBURN is something that you don’t want dudes thinking when offering them your vagina to get a part in their movie…COCKBURN is something you pretty much never want to associate with…unless of course it’s referencing her core fans, who like this phoney trash, and can’t stop jerking their dicks off to the point that they are rubbed down to the size of a clit…like a pencil eraser..of an autistic kid…who likes getting his cursive writing proper…or like you in high school writing the popular girl a lover letter she later showed the whole class that lead to your lack of self confidence…or whatever… Either way, the movie is called Third Person, she’s naked, her tits look good, probably fake, her but looks small and cute, and I can ignore all that is wrong about her..which I guess means she deserves an oscar for this, at least we can assume she thinks that too…these EGOS are nuts.

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Cailin Russo for Randall Slavin of the Day

Cailin Russo is a hipster instagram model with a “rockstar” dad, and she’s showing some stubbly vag in a skimpy bathing suit bottom, and I don’t hate her for what she does, I encourage this kind of behavior from any girl, especially those in LA who can actually end up getting cast for bigger and better things, like Bieber Music Videos, getting famous off their tits, tits they show for free with the “right” photographer, like Randall Slavin who works for Victoria’s Secret..a good photographer to become friends with…right… It encourages girls that follow them to try the same thing, it makes being topless less of a big deal than America thinks it is, and it makes for a generation of girls willing to show their tits, like we were in Europe or something…So I guess this porned up, nude is fashionable, world is good for everyone involved, even for the people who suck at life like me, cuz we get to watch.

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Phoenix Recall Meeting ‘Jersey Shore’ Star Snooki

‘We’ve become friends!’ guitarist Laurent Brancowitz laughs to MTV News. By James Montgomery, with reporting by Matt Elias Phoenix Photo: MTV News Back in January, worlds collided when “Jersey Shore” star Snooki met Phoenix , the world’s hugest rock band (from France). Their chance encounter occurred on the red carpet of the Grammys, where the Snookster was serving as MTV News’ special correspondent and Phoenix were, uh, walking (they’d go on to win Best Alternative Album too). The end result was 83 seconds of lost-in-translation awkwardness, an “interview” that was amazing for several reasons, most of them having to do with the fact that neither party had any idea who the other was (though we also like the part where Snooki tells Phoenix guitarist Laurent Brancowitz that he looks like “the vampire Edward”). Not surprisingly, the video of their meeting became an Internet sensation, to the point where, for the remainder of 2010, Phoenix were forced to answer questions about Snooki everywhere they went (Snooki, on the other hand, has since moved on to bigger and better things ). So, naturally, when MTV News caught up with the fabulous French foursome over the weekend at KROQ’s Almost Acoustic Christmas, we decided to continue the trend. But rather than just ask them about their run-in with Snooki, we also wondered if their relationship had grown any. “We’ve become friends!” Brancowitz laughed. “No. People talk about it a lot, but we always manage to let it be very blurry. We have absolutely no idea of the details. It was a very nice encounter.” We suspect that was just him being polite, but we’ll let you be the judge. Above is our latest interview with Phoenix plus the original clip of them meeting Snooki for the first — and, we’ll assume, last — time. Watch it and try very hard not to cringe yourself to death. Share your thoughts about Snooki and Phoenix’s encounter in the comments below! Related Photos Jersey Shore (Season 2) | Snooki

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Cynthia Nixon Loved Taking ‘Sex And The City’ To An ‘Exotic Locale’

Actress says she feels her friendship with Kristin Davis really came across in ‘Sex and the City 2.’ By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Photo: MTV News For 12 years now the ladies of “Sex and the City” have mainly kept the sex in Manhattan, with a few stops along the way in Mexico, L.A. and Paris. So for “Sex And The City 2” the cast, especially Cynthia Nixon, taking their adventures was an appealing move. “My first reaction was, ‘This is a brilliant thing to do, to take us all very far away from New York and plunk us down in an exotic, beautiful locale,’ ” she told MTV News about the flick’s location, where Carrie runs into former flame Aidan Shaw . The girls shot the Abu Dhabi scenes in Morocco. “Partly to get us away from our husbands and children and jobs and let the four of us be together because I think one of the most exciting things is to see the four of us interact as a foursome.” One scene in particular will have fans remembering the special bond these four women have. In it, Charlotte and Miranda bond over their shared familial issues. It was a scene Nixon relished shooting. “Absolutely — Kristin and I are incredibly close, so it was very special,” she said. “It was also the very last scene we shot in Morocco, so it was really kind of the cherry on the sundae.” And, the scene was also a snapshot into the friendship that Nixon and Kristin Davis have in real life. “I feel like Kristin is very close to my kids and Kristin has always really been there for me during moments in my life when I really needed her and I needed advice,” she said. “And I think she would say the same of me. It was really great to show that. Also it was really great because Charlotte and Miranda, often in the past, have represented opposing points of view. So it was nice to see them really united on the same page.” What do you think of the girls’ trip to Abu Dhabi? Tell us in the comments! It’s “Sex and The City 2” Week at MTV News! Check out everything we’ve got on the film! Related Videos MTV Rough Cut: ‘Sex And The City 2’ Related Photos ‘Sex And The City 2’ Premieres In NYC

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Simon Cowell Bids Farewell To ‘American Idol’ On ‘Ellen’

Controversial judge tells DeGeneres that her ‘sitting in my lap, blowing in my ear … felt really good!’ By Kara Warner Simon Cowell on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show’ Photo: Warner Bros. It’s the beginning of a bittersweet week for love-to-hate-him “American Idol” judge, Simon Cowell. Though he doesn’t take his final “Idol” bow until the show’s season finale Wednesday night, Cowell admitted to fellow judge Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show Tuesday (May 25) that he is both happy and sad to be leaving. “It’s kind of exciting,” Cowell told DeGeneres. “I’m not being ungrateful, I’ve had a fantastic time, the show changed my life. But I just kind of knew that it was time to do something different.” DeGeneres then asked Cowell, whom she called “a joy to work with” on “Idol,” if he’s been especially joyful throughout this season because he is leaving. “I haven’t thought about it like that! I don’t know, I’ve just felt a little bit happier, full stop. Maybe it is that, but when you’re in this position you start remembering all the great times you’ve had. We’ve had a blast over the years.” Cowell said he’s most proud and grateful that the show has stayed on the air for so long and that he’s become friends with the cast and crew. “We’ve all hopefully retained a sense of humor, nobody’s changed too much — with the exception of Ryan [Seacrest], who’s turned into a bit of a monster, but that was always going to happen. We’ve become friends and that’s quite rare with people you work with.” Amid several pre-taped gags that depicted various exaggerated behind-the-scene antics (one depicted a Cowell-double reaching over to touch an Ellen-double’s hands repeatedly during an assumed “Idol” taping), Cowell revealed one surprising Ellen-related warm fuzzy. “There was one time where you were sitting in my lap, blowing in my ear,” Cowell recalled. “I’ve got to tell you it felt really good. You’re very good at that. I’m going to stop myself there — I’m going to be in trouble.” To which DeGeneres quickly responded: “You can’t help it, you’re attracted to beautiful women.” Ellen then sent Cowell away with a parting gift — an alarm clock that plays Seacrest’s famous “And this, is American Idol!” phrase when its button is pressed. Are you sad to see Simon Cowell leaving “American Idol”? Sound off in the comments below!

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Miley Cyrus’ Virgin Who Isn’t a Virgin Muffin Top of the Day

I met a girl this weekend who was talking about her boyfriend and how obsessed he was with Miley Cyrus. He thought she was so fucking hot and that she caught him jerking off to pictures of her online on more than one occassion. Which amazed me because I found it weird, maybe because I think she’s a fucking disaster with a wonky inbred face….I guess he just liked the whole young girl pretending she’s a virgin act, so I asked her if he ever insisted on putting ketchup inside her while they fuck to simulate de-virginization, because as a man who has never banged or wanted to bang a virgin in his life, I can’t really relate, see I only likes my pussy tainted like the meat at the ghetto grocery store cuz tainted means affordable….needless to say, that girl I met on the weekend didn’t want to become friends….but apparently Miley’s vagina wants to become friends with every cock around…I guess that’s what Disney execs only allowing you to do oral all these years will do to a motherfucker…and here she is keeping it wholesome with her muffin top….

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My Mom’s On Facebook

A new song from The Outside Joke about life after you become friends with your mom on Facebook. I'm friends with my parents on Facebook, and it hasn't prevented me from describing my hangovers in detail.

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