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Phoebe Price’s Ass in Silver of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Phoebe Price thought her ass was good enough to Bronze the shit so that it will eternally live with us, like a mother does with her babies first shoes, but since Phoebe Price is too old and self involved to have a baby, she went for the closest fucking thing, or maybe she’s just wearing a pair of metallic leggings to give off that effect and hope the sun reflects off the shit and blinds a passer-by causing a car accident, so that if gives her the illusion that she still has whatever it is she had that led her ego taking her to Hollywood to share with the world in the first place, when really shit’s just old and sloppy….

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Shenae Grimes Does Asian Lesbians of the Day

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I know Shenae Grimes is someone who really doesn’t matter and I’m not one of those faggots in a “Roots” sweater with a Canada flag tattooed on my chest who has Canadian pride in any way, which I think is the only valid reason anyone should be talking about her or her stint in the USA on the shittiest concept of a show ever, I just thought it was funny watching her get man-handled by some big dyke asian chick who overpowered her, you know for the sake of sexual fantasies, if big dyke asian chicks are your thing….and that’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it I’ve said too much….

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Christina Aguilera, Cher and Kristen Bell Do Burlesque of the Day

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I am too lazy to figure out what’s going on in these pictures. I just know that Vampire Den Mother Cher gay icon tucked her weathered Native American cock into her sequined girdle or the “Spanx” as the trendy refer to them today, only to taint Kristen Bell’s fat ass that her new brown hair can’t distract me from, while Christina Aguilera’s skinny ass and busted face waited outside a Burlesque show, where I guess she’s going to learn a few dance moves because pregnancy took her out of her “Dirrrty” mindset and just made her pussy dirty to look at or fuck thanks to opting out of the “C-Section” she was offered….good times… Pics via Bauer

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Miley Cyrus’ Virgin Who Isn’t a Virgin Muffin Top of the Day

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I met a girl this weekend who was talking about her boyfriend and how obsessed he was with Miley Cyrus. He thought she was so fucking hot and that she caught him jerking off to pictures of her online on more than one occassion. Which amazed me because I found it weird, maybe because I think she’s a fucking disaster with a wonky inbred face….I guess he just liked the whole young girl pretending she’s a virgin act, so I asked her if he ever insisted on putting ketchup inside her while they fuck to simulate de-virginization, because as a man who has never banged or wanted to bang a virgin in his life, I can’t really relate, see I only likes my pussy tainted like the meat at the ghetto grocery store cuz tainted means affordable….needless to say, that girl I met on the weekend didn’t want to become friends….but apparently Miley’s vagina wants to become friends with every cock around…I guess that’s what Disney execs only allowing you to do oral all these years will do to a motherfucker…and here she is keeping it wholesome with her muffin top….