Ugh. I guess Hannah Davis is going by Hannah Jeter now. At least, judging by this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video they just released. But that’s not even the worst part. See, I just found out her and that loser ex-ballplayer are having a kid. So make sure to take a good look at Hannah’s killer bikini body here, because it might be the last one we see for a while. What a shame. She had so much potential too. » view all 13 photos
Last time I did a post on Alexis Ren , I decided it’s time we graduate her from professional Instagram model to real model status . And after this latest photoshoot, I’m thinking I definitely made the right call. Because not only is Alexis 10 times hotter than any of those other Insta-wannabes out there, she also seems to have figured out the key to doing a killer bikini shoot: take off the top part. See, going topless makes any photoshoot instantly better. That’s just Modeling 101. Continue reading →
Lily Rose Depp may only be 17, but she’s wonderful, and 16 is legal in France, where she is a citizen, allowing you to follow French law when you stare at her amazing face, that hardly looks 17, but that does look amazing, and interesting, as she does what all these celebrity rich kids – who live in LA do….they ride the fame wave their parents set up for them and cash in like they are actually working towards something…and people are such groupie whores that want anything remotely related to celebrity that they buy into it, pay her….and all that other shit… So here is some underage but not creepy pics of what will blossom into a lovely Lily Rose Depp adult in 5 months, and she’s in a shoot for a magazine called Jalouse, that I will just assume is for France, and not something pretentiously named “jealous” in french, but probably is, because it’s fashion people and fashion is about being jealous of all these cunts you can find on instagram showing off their bullshit overpriced made in china dog shit.. People are so lame…but she looks good…and that is what matters…that’s the only thing that matters…good genetics to fixate on – in this world of pure shit everywhere… The post Lily Rose Depp is Wonderful of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I love fries… I crave fries everyday…but I deprive myself of fries knowing that despite liking a slow death, eating them three times a day is not good…. So when staring at Katherine McPhee in her bikini – all I see in this picture is fries…. I guess when impotence and low testosterone take over your pathetic alocoholic life…you’re food addiction takes over your perversion – and you end up just craving foods like a chick on her period…despite there being a very fertile girl from American Idol, who has historically fucked old dudes…huge titties, ready to breast feed the world, in a meal of their own…participating in the french fry fetish… This selfie is one of the best…good work…McPhee… The post Katherine McPhee Killer Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m not sure what I love most about Bella Thorne … That it seems like she’s either at the gym or in a bikini 24/7, or that she documents every second of it on Snapchat. Anyway, here she is giving her selfie-taking thumb a serious workout and if you ask me, I think “posing in spandex and sports bras in front of a mirror” should definitely become the next big exercise craze. Because it’s definitely getting results. Well, for me, at least.
Now that Thanksgiving’s over, we’re officially headed towards winter here in the US, and that sucks. Not because I want to be able to go outside or anything — I’m a blogger, remember? — but because it means fewer beach trips for hot nobodies. But I’ve got good news: it may be getting colder here, but it’s going to be summer soon Down Under. So here’s Aussie model Elyse Knowles doing a killer bikini photoshoot, and here’s hoping she keeps this hotness coming all winter long. » view all 11 photos
Maybe I’ve just missed it, but I feel like we haven’t gotten nearly enough Snapchat hotness from Lindsey Pelas lately. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and do a little old-fashioned Instagram creeping research in order to find some new pictures of one of my favorite busty blonde hot nobodies to share with you all today. You’re welcome. » view all 11 photos
Pretty sure I’ve introduced you guys to this Russian super-babe before, but in case you missed Anastasiya Scheglova last time, you’re definitely going to want to pay extra attention to this latest bikini photoshoot of hers. I still don’t know too much more about Anastasiya, but she’s smoking hot and has a killer bikini body, and that’s more than enough for me to propose. And I think this time I might actually have a chance, since I can offer her something of value for once. No, not the Tuna Bump. I’m talking about a green card. Call me!
According to my sources, the 2016 BET Awards were held last night and in case you missed it, here’s the #1 highlight (as far as I’m concerned, anyway): Karrueche Tran showed up to the party looking smoking hot. Anyway, I’m not sure if Karrueche was even up for an award, but all I know is, if she didn’t win for Best Pants Fire, she got robbed. Unless that’s not a real category. In which case, just enjoy the pictures, I guess? Photos: WENN.com
I guess Olivia Munn hasn’t been liking all those posts I’ve been doing about her new face , because she decided to change the conversation by posting these smoking hot bikini pictures on Instagram. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m more than happy to focus on Olivia’s killer bikini body for once. I keep saying she should forget this whole acting thing and just start Instagram modeling full-time. And this is definitely a step in the right direction. More, please.
