Naked Dude Caught Eating Mail in AUstin Suicidal girl Lands on AIrbag… Brilliant Stunt of the Day Girls on the Tracks Get Scared by the Train…. Indian Dudes Film their Accidental Drowning…
Kimberley Garners Weird Tits are doing whatever low level fame whore that was on a UK reality tits would do, they are calling the paparazzi and begging to have their picture taken, before flying to Mykonos or Ibiza where all the instagram whores I follow seem to be this weekend, because they work in pods…the human experience must be one that seeks mob mentality, mob acceptance, where that people go where the people they relate to or what to be or follow go… So whether it’s instagram VEGANS giving pigs in trucks water outside the slaughterhouse, or bros in 6 inch tropical shorts for the memorial day frat party, or instagram whores a Coachella, Vegas or the more jetset type in the Mediterranean….they are all equally lame, thirsty, attention seeking, egos who find comfort in mass though…like something hitler taughter, no not that Jewish people are the enemy of the state…but that people are idiots and will believe anything they are told by someone with passion or conviction because they are too lazy to use their own brain, have their own passions and fill their days trying to be like everyone else. The world..weird but not as weird as her tits.
The other day I got in a fight with someone in the comments who schooled me on who Alyson Stoner was. He said that calling her “pushing 30” was like having sex with a 6 year old…or some shit…then he went on to explain that Alyson Stoner was the little kid who danced in Missy Elliott videos, a girl I don’t remember because I don’t watch Missy Elliott videos, but who I assume was like that creepy SIA girl, all 10 years old and dancing around, for the pervert who would use banging a 6 year old as an analogy for anything… So the very important, STOMP THE YARD actress…is liked by creepy perverts and I now know who she is…..and here is her bathing suit.
The nice thing about instagram is that when a girl posts her picture it is just an honest version of herself, just a snapshot of that moment, of her letting you into her world like a cam girl, but less porny, but sometimes not that much less porny, thanks to being perverts who can make any situation porny…. It’s like girls never take 40 selfies to capture the best one to post, they don’t run it through filters and photoshop apps to really tone and fix their body…so that when you meet them in person, not that you will, you won’t have any idea who they are, it’s a security measure really, reformat yourself into a fetish or cartoon version of yourself and you will be safer, all while pretending to be some hot shit on the IG… It’s a weird world, knowing that this pic was posed and edited and posted by the girl, rather than some creepy dude capturing the shot from afar…because sluts, exhibitionists, who love attention, are just making our lives and jobs as creepy perverts easier..they are FEEDING us their smut and as a lazy man who doesn’t leave the couch…I appreciate it. The post Alexis Ren’s Casual Instagram Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day, than to post a bunch of catalog pictures of two Victoria’s Secret models. One named Stella Maxwell, and the other, I don’t remember, I just know that they are in lingerie, photoshopped, not showing nipples, but at least semi-stylized, meaning the old school sluggish brand has caught onto instagram filters, and the ability to make girls look like they are more fashion or artistic, by making it look like you soaked the picture in piss and period blood…it’s very feminist you know…to off set the whole objectifying women, giving regular girls negative body image and unrealistic expectations in men, who are sure to be disappointed when they get the girl they are about to fuck naked, fucking up the whole mating process…killing relationships…all while making a billion dollars, because dudes aren’t creative and buy into the hype that this shitty gift isn’t a shitty gift, even if it was made in a sweatshop and looks like shit on your chick… That’s all I have to say about that. The post A Bunch of Victoria’s Secret Pics for Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Sports Illustrated Swim just came out and they are touring it. I guess they need to find ways to make the advertisers pay the 200,000 dollar price tag, and a meet and greet with fans in NYC and Nashville was the answer, you know let they creepy perverts who actually care enough to get excited about Sports Illustrated, wait in line like a bunch of jobber assholes who can’t get laid, to get a fucking autograph from a model, who for the record, isn’t even a real model, but rather a Sports Illustrated low level model, to sign their fucking poster….it’s pretty pathetic…but I guess it is working well enough, I mean having the power to make these girls who only have a career because of SI, stand around on a convention floor, like a bunch of spokesmodels handing out toilet paper samples at Costco…is amazing…they aren’t even get paid for this…so really show them that you own them, put them in their bottom feeding place and make everyone watching, who isn’t the 1% of the population lame enough to get excite about this tricks… To see a bunch of the photos CLICK HERE To See the Entire Issue CLICK HERE The post A Bunch of Sports Illustrated Models at a Sports Illustrated Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness… I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation…. I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down… Good times.
This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness… I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation…. I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down… Good times.