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Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

The other day I got in a fight with someone in the comments who schooled me on who Alyson Stoner was. He said that calling her “pushing 30” was like having sex with a 6 year old…or some shit…then he went on to explain that Alyson Stoner was the little kid who danced in Missy Elliott videos, a girl I don’t remember because I don’t watch Missy Elliott videos, but who I assume was like that creepy SIA girl, all 10 years old and dancing around, for the pervert who would use banging a 6 year old as an analogy for anything… So the very important, STOMP THE YARD actress…is liked by creepy perverts and I now know who she is…..and here is her bathing suit.

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Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

Shay Mitchell Thigh Highs for Instagram of the Day

Shay Mitchell is starting to improve her instagram game. I guess she realizes that she’s insanely famous on the internet thanks to being on some really popular show. We’re talking more famous than a lot of people, because little kids use the internet and social media and that’s why we are all fucking doomed… Because here she is posting an innocent little hipster outfit. Some short shorts, some thigh high boots….that hipster dressing girls may not realize is some fetish gear for us old as fuck dudes who grew up in the late 80s and 90s…where ass cheeks and thigh highs were enough to jerk off to…or maybe they do realize it…and this is all part of their seduction. It’s working.

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Shay Mitchell Thigh Highs for Instagram of the Day