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Jojo On Instagram of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder what message Jojo is trying to convey to her fans in this Instagram pic… Could it be “I remember when guys used to leave really aggressive sexual comments on my videos because I was 16 and on MTV and dudes fucking love that…and I fucking love that…bring that back”… Or maybe it is “I dropped out of the scene when social media started, because I had more money than I knew what to do with, so I fucked a series of black guys, their dicks are bigger”….. Or it’s “I came back and no one cared, so here’s my tits”.. Either way, it’s something….something very bulbous…and I’m not talking about her eyebrow ring….PS who the fuck has eyebrow rings…?? The post Jojo On Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Aniston in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Aniston did this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that is a little theatrical, seeing as she’s holding a falcon on some very weird concept shit, in what looks like a see through lace top cupping what seems like a great tit, and the other pictures of her standing in water from afar with her reflection because two Jennifer Anistons is better than one according to Jennifer Aniston….you know it’d have to be theatrical to think that at 50 she’s still hot, or a love interest in a movie, she’s managed to fool audiences this long to think her hard nipples were actually something in their 30s….but the jig is up, her and Cameron Diaz can makeway for actually hot chicks who can play themselves in movies and TVs and who cost a fraction of the price… Sure this grandma is one of the last generations of “actors” who scammed the system and got paid a lot of fucking money without having to work or be engaging…but now…the world knows who people actually want to see – and it’s not Jennifer Aniston – unless of course she’s playing a falconeer… I still find it funny that Brad Pitt left her and that no one has ever knocked her up because she was too busy staring in bunk quality content…. I like to laugh at failures of people worth hundreds of millions of dollars…for the dumbest fucking reason to be worth hundreds of millions dollars…a reason I call FRIENDS> … The post Jennifer Aniston in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter did Esquire of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never knew who Krysten Ritter was, I just know she’s been around for a while, and I never found her interesting, she was like a bootleg Anne Hathaway with nothing interesting to offer, other than maybe being a GOTH, which is so trendy and cool when you’re rich and your idea of GOTH is going to Whole Foods… I was never excited by her bikini pics, or really anything she did, but then someone, let’s call her 20 year old I stick my dick in, made me watch the show she’s in, I can’t even remember the name, but I remember it’s not Deadpool…and for some reason…I was totally down with her drunken, slutty, railed by huge black guys character, that could be her real personality, acting is a fucking lie…and I was sold… So if you’re out there trying to get me to like you, get drunk, fuck black dudes, send pics…. This is a preview of her in Esquire…in a basic pic, but lookin’ hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much, one day I’ll post the things I bang…and you’ll see…I’m a hater with no grounds to be a hater other than my right to an opinion..as a very miserable person… The post Krysten Ritter did Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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