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Jennifer Aniston in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Aniston did this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that is a little theatrical, seeing as she’s holding a falcon on some very weird concept shit, in what looks like a see through lace top cupping what seems like a great tit, and the other pictures of her standing in water from afar with her reflection because two Jennifer Anistons is better than one according to Jennifer Aniston….you know it’d have to be theatrical to think that at 50 she’s still hot, or a love interest in a movie, she’s managed to fool audiences this long to think her hard nipples were actually something in their 30s….but the jig is up, her and Cameron Diaz can makeway for actually hot chicks who can play themselves in movies and TVs and who cost a fraction of the price… Sure this grandma is one of the last generations of “actors” who scammed the system and got paid a lot of fucking money without having to work or be engaging…but now…the world knows who people actually want to see – and it’s not Jennifer Aniston – unless of course she’s playing a falconeer… I still find it funny that Brad Pitt left her and that no one has ever knocked her up because she was too busy staring in bunk quality content…. I like to laugh at failures of people worth hundreds of millions of dollars…for the dumbest fucking reason to be worth hundreds of millions dollars…a reason I call FRIENDS> … The post Jennifer Aniston in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Krysten Ritter did Esquire of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never knew who Krysten Ritter was, I just know she’s been around for a while, and I never found her interesting, she was like a bootleg Anne Hathaway with nothing interesting to offer, other than maybe being a GOTH, which is so trendy and cool when you’re rich and your idea of GOTH is going to Whole Foods… I was never excited by her bikini pics, or really anything she did, but then someone, let’s call her 20 year old I stick my dick in, made me watch the show she’s in, I can’t even remember the name, but I remember it’s not Deadpool…and for some reason…I was totally down with her drunken, slutty, railed by huge black guys character, that could be her real personality, acting is a fucking lie…and I was sold… So if you’re out there trying to get me to like you, get drunk, fuck black dudes, send pics…. This is a preview of her in Esquire…in a basic pic, but lookin’ hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much, one day I’ll post the things I bang…and you’ll see…I’m a hater with no grounds to be a hater other than my right to an opinion..as a very miserable person… The post Krysten Ritter did Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Chloe Grace Moretz Edition of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make fun of every celebrity, and the good news is that the general public has become so self involved, that they only really care about their social media accounts and the people they follow on those social media accounts, making these actors practically obsolete, barely famous even though you think they’re famous, and most interestingly, not making nearly the money they used to…unless they are Jennifer Lawrence, or on a sitcom they make 60k a movie that their management take 30-40% of….it’s practically minimum wage but so much more glamourous….unless you’re Chloe Grace, in which case, it’s not Glamourous at all, but rather one step away from practically homeless monster in the most hilarious outfit that looks like a 4 year old dressed her, maybe because as a child star, being 4 is the where she left off before parents whored her out to perverts like you – who are into jerking off to pictures like this…and I guess what I’m trying to say is – what the fuck is that neck…the good news is her socially awakward nerd followers love her no matter how Autistic and weird she looks… -Looking good sweetheart is an old feature I used to do on the site – pointing out ugly chicks….I stopped doing it…when people stopped reading the site…back in 2005. The post Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Chloe Grace Moretz Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meet Chantel Jeffries, Justin Biebers’ New/Old Piece

Posted on July 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you guys know, I don’t pay much attention to celebrity gossip, since I’ve got much more important things to focus on, like celebrity beach vacations. So I didn’t know I was supposed to recognize Chantel Jeffries here as some no-name model who used to date Justin Bieber or something like that, according to my research. To be honest though, I stopped reading when I got to that teenage lesbian’s name and just went back to the pictures of the hot nobody walking around in a sports bra instead. And since I have a feeling you all probably did the same, I’ll just shut up now and let you enjoy. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet

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Chaz Bono: Saving Up For a Penis

Posted on January 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dancing With the Stars alumnus Chaz Bono is saving up the money to make his gender transformation that much more official. Yes, we’re talking about a penis transplant. Chaz tells Rolling Stone that he will pursue a metoidioplasty. If you haven’t stopped reading yet, he describes this as “a procedure that uses what you already have down there… which has grown larger from the testosterone.” Chaz will be trying out the new equipment on someone other than Jennifer Ella , who he just broke up with after a long-term relationship in which he changed genders. He opted for the metoidioplasty for the following reasons: “You end up with a smaller phallus than with the phalloplasty (another similar type of procedure), but it’s fully functional, it gets erect, and the sensation is all there.” The procedure will cost him between $25,000-$45,000. You cannot put a price on manhood, however. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Robert Pattinson Really Likes Kissing Kristen Stewart

Posted on December 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Robert Pattinson Really Likes Kissing Kristen Stewart

Sexy spoiler alert : Edward and Bella kiss in Breaking Dawn . Often. In a new interview with Now magazine, Robert Pattinson is asked about making out with his real-life girlfriend on camera and says: “When we start the kissing scenes, I forget we’re surrounded by a load of people. I actually end up getting really carried away. It’s only when the kiss is finished that my mind registers there’s actually a set full of people around, and I just walk away embarrassed.” For an early look at Robert and Kristen Stewart getting their first base on, check out these photos and also, if you missed it earlier in the week, this video: Breaking Dawn Kissing Scene As for those sex scenes that have Twilight Saga fans salivating? Pattinson says they’ll be hot, but they didn’t feel that way while shooting: “By the time you guys see the nude scenes it looks really erotic because it’s been edited and you’ll have music. What you don’t see is the eight camera men, the director and about 50 people on set.” That’s okay, Rob. Most readers saw the word “nude,” thought of you and stopped reading anyway.

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