Man, I swear Kylie Jenner looks older than my mom and my mom is pretty old! Why would chicks do this to themselves? Let’s move along it puts me in a bad mood!
I’m a fan of Julianne Hough . Even though I have no clue what she does anymore other than Instagram. I wonder what will happen when Instagram like celebrity blogs die a slow death and no longer has a revenue stream. Will it be too late for her to dance again? Time will tell…
Demi Lovato understands marketing, or her team of people do….because these titty pics she posted over the weekend got 1.6 million likes, while her regular posts that aren’t sexual get 1 million – 1.2 million likes…you see it’s SCIENTIFIC….tits get hits… I know she pulled this bullshit about being a feminist, activist, body positive….but that quickly turned into fitness whore, half naked with them titties out, and she’s running with this angle or strategy..and since you like celebrity tits…even if you’re like me and hate celebs…it makes for a great tit filled time…not that this is that hot, but it happened. The post Demi Lovato Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sure Alexis Ren got into the Instagram game at a very good time when it was easy to build a following, but just like celebrity blogs this whole fad will die in a few years and she will be left with millions (that is if she didn’t spend it already) and carpel tunnel from taking too many selfies. If I sound bitter it’s because I am. I never got millions from this site like others, because advertisers thought TUNA was offensive and now I have two wrists that have carpel tunnel. Anyway, back to Alexis Ren. She’s a little try-hard for my taste, but I’d hit it.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of those models who really speaks to me, without actually speaking to me, in fact she probably doesn’t know this site exists, even though I’ve spent years writing her love letters, because I am just not that relevant…but if she did know I exist, and she doesn’t, she would definitely not speak to me, she’s just give me dirty looks…not cuz she knew who I was, but because I don’t shower much and more importantly, I am pretty disgusting as a whole…and she would be like “why is that homeless creep looking at me, and why is he showing me his clit”…. She just looks like that high end cunt kind of girl who doesn’t bother with normals and I love that shit. I hate down girls who hang with normals…I like snobs, I like celebrity disconnect, I like the superiority…this “we’re all the same, they are just like us” bullshit is just that…bullshit… So I approve…not to mention she is a model who is willing to get naked, who dates bald dudes who are richa nd famous, and who replaced Megan Fox in a movie…just adding to her lovely.. Here she is kind of sexy and slutty for LUI…a French magazine that does nude shoots for men better than Playboy…even though these aren’t nude… The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of those models who really speaks to me, without actually speaking to me, in fact she probably doesn’t know this site exists, even though I’ve spent years writing her love letters, because I am just not that relevant…but if she did know I exist, and she doesn’t, she would definitely not speak to me, she’s just give me dirty looks…not cuz she knew who I was, but because I don’t shower much and more importantly, I am pretty disgusting as a whole…and she would be like “why is that homeless creep looking at me, and why is he showing me his clit”…. She just looks like that high end cunt kind of girl who doesn’t bother with normals and I love that shit. I hate down girls who hang with normals…I like snobs, I like celebrity disconnect, I like the superiority…this “we’re all the same, they are just like us” bullshit is just that…bullshit… So I approve…not to mention she is a model who is willing to get naked, who dates bald dudes who are richa nd famous, and who replaced Megan Fox in a movie…just adding to her lovely.. Here she is kind of sexy and slutty for LUI…a French magazine that does nude shoots for men better than Playboy…even though these aren’t nude… The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I saw these pics on my TUMBLR FEED …shot by a dude named Alessandro Casagrande…who is a photographer…and who doesn’t explain why a 45 year old man has a Tumblr,like some kind of sexually predator disguised as a tween… or maybe he does…because TUMBLR, unlike instagram is filled with content I can jerk off to, whether by artists or hipsters…or girls who just like being naked…and I’ve had it for a long enough time to just check in every once in a while to remind myself that it is the place to be on the internet..if you like naked for fashion style pics and porn gifs.. That said, I have no idea who this girl is, but I just wrote a post on MIley’s relationship and feel like I needed a cleanse, since I hate everything hollywood, I don’t like celebrity gossip, and what I am really into is real girls, getting half naked because they want to be famous too…and this no name model…has enough of that in her…but not enough of me in her…to keep me going… The post Yana is the Aspiring Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m pretty sure Michelle Keegan here is some kind of British soap opera star, which means I don’t know anything about her beyond the fact that she’s hot, although I’m guessing you guys don’t either. So now that we’ve all learned that Michelle has a killer set of legs, hopefully next time we’ll find out she’s got a booty to match. I don’t know about you guys, but the suspense is killing me. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com
As you guys know, I don’t pay much attention to celebrity gossip, since I’ve got much more important things to focus on, like celebrity beach vacations. So I didn’t know I was supposed to recognize Chantel Jeffries here as some no-name model who used to date Justin Bieber or something like that, according to my research. To be honest though, I stopped reading when I got to that teenage lesbian’s name and just went back to the pictures of the hot nobody walking around in a sports bra instead. And since I have a feeling you all probably did the same, I’ll just shut up now and let you enjoy. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet
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