Dakota Fanning creeps me out… Whether she’s doing the bikini thing for social media – like girls her age – trying to assimilate and conform to girls her age – after being this weird little Robot actress when she was a little kid who I saw in interviews and knew that something wasn’t right…maybe a glitch in her code, in her matrix, something…that they’ve worked out to allow her to be just a basic instagram attention seeker…and not some 8 year old Oscar nominee… I like to see young starlets reduce themselves to bikini selfies like EVERY single girl out there. It’s refreshing to know that the addiction applies to all walks of life. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Fanning in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I just did a post on GIGI HADID’s HARD NIPPLES …so it’s only fair that I give some attention to her coat tail riding mooch sister….since every conversation that ever started with Bella Hadid, started with “She’s Gigi Hadid’s ugly sister people find interesting looking because her dad paid them to”… Well, she’s in a bikini as she does, she’s sexualizing herself far more than the other ones, because I guess you have to when you’re the ugly one….and apparently Bella Hadid has sand in her pussy, or maybe it’s just herpes…these things happen when you’re banging rappers to make yourself relevant, and that shit, when it comes in contact with salt water…fucking burns… That’s how I’ve interpreted this picture and that’s all I’m willing to put into my interpretation of the picture. I mean other than saying I prefer my dyke porn with more dyking in it….if you’re going to be in bikinis together…SCISSOR…or share a double ended dildo… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Pussy Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
For your viewing pleasure… Ashley Graham’s Sports Illustrated Spread Ashley Graham’s full copious curve flaunting Sports Illustrated spread has been revealed. The size 16 banger whose modeled for Lane Bryant, Levi’s and Target is showing off her thick thighs and whittled waist in a series of Swimsuits For All ‘kinis she modeled in Turks and Caicos. “I know my curves are sexy and I want everyone else to know that theirs are, too,” Graham previously said in a statement. “There is no reason to hide and every reason to flaunt.” Via Sports Illustrated: Good googly moogly. Hit the flip for more Ashley. James Macari/Sports Illustrated
If Metro Boomin’ Don’t Trust You Then… One of the more infamous intros in all of rap comes courtesy of Future and producer Metro Boomin. It goes like this: “If Metro Boomin’ Don’t Trust You I’m A Shoot You.” The phrase has become iconic with everyone bringing their two cents to the interpretation. This has created some great tweets and memes. Enjoy and crank that track two on TLOP real quick “does Metro Boomin trust you?” pic.twitter.com/lptFHxJ1VR — FatherCognac (@flashgreg_) February 18, 2016
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Chris Brown Posts Mug Shot Caricature On Social Media Breezy has already let it be known that he isn’t letting his latest run-in with the law dampen his spirits, and now it looks like he’s letting his IG do the talking on his feelings on the situation. Chris posted the below caricature of himself to his Instagram this evening. In the pic, the cartoonish Chris holds a placard labeling him “VIOLENT” as he mean mugs the camera: Hmmm, wonder what this means? Chris didn’t include a caption or the name of the artist who drew the piece (we assume it isn’t his because this isn’t Breezy’s typical art style or medium). What’s your interpretation? Do you think Chris is implying that he’s been painted as a violent caricature by the media and the LAPD? Or… is it possible he just thinks it’s a dope piece of art? Instagram
Instagram model – B Holly B blocked me from Instagram a while ago, she didn’t like my interpretation of what she represents that I based off her fake tits and her relationship with a Kardashian, that I guess got her on the show, to get her “modelling” career off the ground….a modelling career that only really exists because of the number of instagram followers she has…It’s what we call new generation modelling agency…where brands use a girl only because they want to reach her followers and build up their social media…almost like running an ad campaign…because if this was 10 years ago, they wouldn’t have cared about social presence, or confused followers with relevance, like MTV did with Tila Tequila so many years ago…it was like “She’s so big on Myspace, she must matter, let’s give her a show, even though she’s a porn chick”…but I guess that’s just the nature of the interent…. That’s not to say I don’t feel a romantic connection with Bryana Holly, I like to think any girl who follows me is only doing it to play hard to get, I mean it technically means she knows I exist, and knowing I exist is the first step to unwanted pregancy… So Bryana Holly …if you’re out there…let’s hope you don’t have a Brody Jenner Kardashian herpes outbreak…so that we can at least try to make babies with my mouth… Feel free to email me where you want to meet up so that our love can happen….. These pics were for my friends at GALORE
Harmony Korine is an oddity, no other way to put it. Banned from ever appearing on David Letterman’s show again for apparently rifling through another guest’s purse, he seems to get more weird as time goes by. His movies? A grab bag for sure. Everything from HIV in Kids to a group of friends being bailed out of jail by a drug dealing James Franco in his newest film Spring Breakers . Most all movies have some element of symbolism, but does Spring Breakers have it in spades? We touched on the symbolism in our Spring Breakers review but there are those out there who went much, much further. While most of us were off celebrating the holiday with barbecues and fireworks, reddit user, oldtobes was busy putting together his theory that Spring Breakers is a story of a religious and spiritual journey, first and foremost. Long and short of it: James Franco as Alien is the Devil and Gucci Mane as Archie is God. That would mean that this picture here is one of God in a bubble bath. In Harmony Korine’s view of the universe, God enjoys bubble baths. And the Devil? The Devil is a HUGE fan of Britney Spears . Can’t really blame him, I guess. Don’t know that I’d go so far as to suggest she’s an “angel on earth” but hey, I enjoyed ‘Baby One More Time’ just as much as the rest of us. So James Franco is the piano playing drug dealer who inevitably leads the girls to hide from God through their pink (color of God) ski masks. All to fulfill the foreshadowing proclaimed by a preacher in the beginning of the movie. Is the interpretation right? Well it’s just that, an interpretation so who really knows. Is it likely right? Probably. Does it make the movie any better? No. Spring Breakers was awful and not even the entire Bulfinch’s Mythology can convince me otherwise. But it is fun to see people’s different takes on things. So what do you think? Is Spring Breakers a modern tale of good and evil with God and the Devil it’s two cornerstones? Or is it just crap? Let us know down in the comments!
The dazzling commercials for this sure-to-be box office smash proclaim that it’s going to be the summer of Gatsby . But does it live up to enormous expectations? While there’s sure to be a division of opinions between literary purists, Luhrmann fans, and regular ol’ moviegoers, there is simply no doubt that this film is a piece of work. As for this critic, I’m staunchly on the side that loved this interpretation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s famous novel The Great Gatsby. Director Baz Luhrmann is known for his distinct, somewhat over-the-top, storytelling style. His past cinematic achievements include William Shakespeare’s: Romeo and Juliet and Moulin Rouge . Both of those films are stories that have been told before, but Luhrmann has a way of re-imagining the stories and adding his own eccentric and decadent spin on things. This is exactly what he did for The Great Gatsby . For all of the book fans out there, fear not as the most important prose from the book is included in the film. However there are times when the words are spinning out at you in 3D fashion and dancing over scenes. The story does not stray too often from the novel which is something that should keep longtime The Great Gatsby fans satisfied. As for the characters, I found that casting best friends in the role of Nick Carraway and Jay Gatsby was brilliant. Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio have a longstanding relationship that probably helped them sink into their roles easily. In my opinion, the casting was simply perfect. Maybe Isla Fisher is a little too hot to play Myrtle the mistress, but she does a job well done. Any hardcore book fans know that Daisy really has dark hair, but Carey Mulligan nails the role of Daisy’s dainty, naive, charming but fickle debutante. DiCaprio has the glamour and allure of an old-Hollywood movie star, making him the perfect choice for Jay Gatsby. His star power allows him to pull off the excess and lavish character that is the infamous Gatsby. Without giving too much away, the film does add some elements that are lacking from the novel. For instance, there was more substance in the love scenes between Daisy and Gatsby. You visually understand their affair and his longing, whether it be the iconic green light or the tabs he’s kept on her over the years. Luhrmann took a tale of the American Dream of happiness and wealth and put a modern day touch on it that surely would’ve suited a man like Jay Gatsby, and probably F. Scott Fitzgerald himself. The soundtrack includes world famous acts like Jay-Z and Fergie, but it’s Lana Del Rey’s “Young and Beautiful” that plays throughout most of the movie and puts you in touch with the story. If moviegoers are unimpressed by all else, there is absolutely no doubt that the film is visually stunning. Aside from the 3D factor, which surprisingly works, the production of the party scenes and landscapes are vivid and visually enchanting. The costume design done by Luhrmann’s wife Catherine Martin is impeccable, flawless, and likely to win an Oscar for it’s portrayal of the Art Deco period. All in all, it is worth the trip to the theater and the extra few bucks for 3D to see this new take on the literary classic The Great Gatsby . Who knows, maybe you’ll be inspired to throw your own version of the West Egg’s most notorious parties this summer? RATING: 4/5 Stars
I’d love to see a graphic representation of the intersection of two subsets: moviegoers who saw The Avengers , directed by Joss Whedon , and those who plan to see his interpretation of William Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing . I wouldn’t be surprised if there was no intersection at all, just one big circle ( The Avengers ) and one little circle ( Much Ado ) sitting next to each other, but I give Whedon credit for taking time out of his blockbuster career — 12 days, to be exact — to make this labor of love and present the Bard in a contemporary setting. And yet, based on a handful of viewings of this trailer, Much Ado looks self-conscious and pretentious. Shot in black-and-white and — at least on this trailer — adorned with a jazzy soundtrack, the movie looks like Whedon’s interpretation of a Woody Allen film, and a lot of the actors do their scenes with a look in their eyes that says, I’m doin’ Shakespeare, bitches! The cast includes The Cabin In The Woods star Amy Acker as Beatrice, Alexis Denisof as Benedick, late S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, Clark Gregg , playing Leonato, Nathan Fillion , of Serenity , in the role of Dogberry, and Sean Maher as Don John. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
