Standing at just 5 feet and 2 inches tall, Rich Gurl Tira proves the old saying that good things come in small packages. The extremely stacked Baltimore to California beauty has been setting epic thirst traps all across Instagram, landing her as our next Bangin Candy. Continue
Regina Hall Doesn’t Age Regina Hall has been making the media rounds lately and she’s been reminding us that she’s cot damn find and hasn’t aged a day in the 20 or so years since she first hopped on the scene. Did you know she’s 45 years old now? Yup. And she looks the same as she did when she was doing Scary Movie . Take a look…and fall back in love.
Now I can’t stop scrutinizing her photos. Never in a million years would I have assumed that the Duchess of Cambridge went under the knife, but an alleged source claims that Her Royal Highness has had not one, but two nose jobs . “The first was a graduation present to herself in 2005,” the source told OK! Magazine . The second surgery was done to make “adjustments” to the first one. Not only that, but Catherine (so says this source) had a breast augmentation after having her two children, Prince George and Princess Charlotte. Eh, I don’t know if I believe this. Flipping through the archives, I don’t see a visible difference in the way her nose looks in 2005 vs present day, and even the years in between. There are some public figures who look like they got work done, but in this case, I’m going to have to call foul. Yes, Catherine underwent a makeover when she married Prince William, but it doesn’t look like things went further than an improved blowout or heavier eyeliner. Her nose more or less looks the same as it did ten years ago. As for a boob job, she’s probably only recently stopped breast-feeding Princess Charlotte, so I can’t imagine she’d put her esthetic needs before those of her child. Flip through the gallery below and determine for yourself whether or not the Duchess of Cambridge had work done. View Slideshow: 17 Photos Of Kate Middleton Looking Smug as Heck
I’ve never been very good with languages, considering 90% of my brainpower is usually committed to remembering which hotties I haven’t proposed to yet. So I can’t tell you much about Swiss model Angeline Suppiger from her shoot in the latest issue of FHM Spain . Luckily though, these pictures need no translation. A hot lingerie model looks the same in any language. So relax, you can stop pretending to be reading this for the articles and just enjoy.
These Kim Kardashian hard nipple, 300 pounds of pure, horrible pregnancy, because like so many fat chicks before her, she’s using the pregnancy as an excuse to eat her fucking face off, because eating her fucking face off is her hobby, but this time around, she doesn’t have to throw it up to be accepted by the world as a vapid, materialistic, garbage of a woman. Pretty much the worse society has to offer….only now she’s lookin’ like Roseanne…a tank, or a farm animal, that as far as I’m concerned looks the same as she’s always fucking looked, maybe with all little more sag, but this is what I’ve seen in every picture she’s done ever. She’s a fucking pig, this is disgusting, but not as disgusting as the fact that she’s breeding and has the devil growing inside her polluted twat. Let’s hope she dies giving birth. Life has been too good for her, it’s time for some karma.
Julianne Hough interests me as much as she interests her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest….and that’s not very much….only unlike Ryan Seacrest, my disinterest has nothing to do with her lack of a penis…but instead it has to do with her average at best looks…not to mention…as a professional dancer…all I see is failed stripper…even if she’s living the professional dancer dream of being cast to dance on TV, in music videos and movies….cuz I prefer the professional dancer reality…you know that she’s actually made it as more than just a front for Seacrest’s sexuality to hide his sexy relationship with Simon Cowell….and here she is in a bikini and it’s as boring as a white bikini can be. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Melanie Sykes is a pretty old British TV Host….who was at one point a model. You’ve likely never heard of her…because I have never heard of her…and if I had heard of her…I would have likely forgotten who she was because that’s just how good I am at this celebrity shit…don’t blame me blame my facial recognition blindness…everyone looks the same…and really whether you know her or not..you now know what she looks like in some low level bondage gear for some magazine…and at 42, it could be substantially worse….
Apparently Mariah Carey is claiming she lost 70 lbs after her recent pregnancy, I’m guessing most of that was the two children that fell out of her vagina, and was just introduced as one of the new spokesladies for Jenny Craig . Here she is showing off her new slim-ish figure in a red dress. She always looks the same to me. That’s because all I ever look at are her big fat chesticles. Don’t ever change girls.
She looks the same as ever, but the Katie Holmes of yore is long gone. Now that this is a bad thing, says the actress in the new Marie Claire. “I’m excited to begin a new phase in life,” the 32-year-old actress says. “Roles I may have been afraid to play before, places I want to travel to with my daughter. I’d like to build a design business. But not too fast. When she’s not playing a slutty pumpkin on How I Met Your Mother , Holmes is first and foremost a mom to adorable five-year-old daughter, Suri Cruise. Holmes, who recently hit the big screen in the thriller Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark , says she better understands certain roles thanks to being a mom. “You will do anything for that person, and you have strength you didn’t know that you had, which is what I like about my character,” she said. “So I think that being a mom definitely gave me much more insight to this character.” Follow the link to read Holmes’ full interview in Marie Claire .
Here are photos of Selena Gomez on tour and I’m very impressed. She’s exposing some nice stems. Just a year or two ago this girl was under age so it’s nice to see her grow into her body. Ok, she looks the same as when she was 15. But hey, no need to worry. She’s legal and you’re still out of prison. Pervert. more pictures of Selena Gomez here