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Melanie Sykes Latex Bodysuit for Fabulous Magazine of the Day

Melanie Sykes is a pretty old British TV Host….who was at one point a model. You’ve likely never heard of her…because I have never heard of her…and if I had heard of her…I would have likely forgotten who she was because that’s just how good I am at this celebrity shit…don’t blame me blame my facial recognition blindness…everyone looks the same…and really whether you know her or not..you now know what she looks like in some low level bondage gear for some magazine…and at 42, it could be substantially worse….

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Melanie Sykes Latex Bodysuit for Fabulous Magazine of the Day

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect as far as I am concerned and I guess as far as Victoria’s Secret is concerned too…because they’ve turned her into their poster girl…and without them…she’d probably still be a fit model…trying on clothes for old lady dress manufacturers…but instead she’s the tall, lean, hot body…half naked and incredible to look at…with a rockin’ accent who seems like a pretty lovely person…based on my extensive research of looking at her half naked.

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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

Kate Upton in Elle of the Day

I saw Kate Upton had posted some of these pictures on Twitter of her recent Elle shoot where she was wearing the Panda hat…to which I wrote “where is the rest of the panday, did you eat it” or something similar…because I am a cyber bully….but more importantly cuz Kate Upton is portly, piggish and even people in the fashion scene don’t get her appeal…but go with it cuz she sells magazines issues to perverts eager to stick them pages together…even though they can just get the pics on the internet….for free due to martyrs like me…. Either way, I don’t hate her and I don’t think calling her sloppy or dumpy is anything but stating fact….but then all her defenders come along and freak out…cuz “have you seen those tits bro”…. Here are the pics cuz I guess it doesn’t matter whether it is baby fat…or slowed down metabolism…

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Kate Upton in Elle of the Day

Glued And Screwed Up Toupee On The View Speaking On Obama’s Birth Certificate… Whoopi Gets In His A**!!!

Donald Trump payed a visit to the ladies of The View to talk about his reality show Celebrity Apprentice but of course that did not go according to plan. Donald felt it was more important to talk about President Obama’s birth certificate… he stated it didn’t matter whether or not they talked about “Celebrity Apprentice” because it it is going to do well regardless… Dayuum!!! Tune In Below: Election Year is around the corner… Come Donald!!! Is this all you have to talk about???!? In the words of Evenlyn — Donald — U’z a Non-Mutha F**kin’ Factor B*tch!!!!

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Glued And Screwed Up Toupee On The View Speaking On Obama’s Birth Certificate… Whoopi Gets In His A**!!!

Irina Shayk is Looking Hot of the Day

The biggest gay icon in soccer has this hot pussy named Irina Shayk as his girlfriend. I don’t know if it’s legit or if it is just a marketing push for her career while keeping his fans happy, cuz if you’ve ever seen soccer fans, you will know that they love to get boners to their favorite players, Ronaldo being one of those people, and the second he comes out of the closet, they will have a hard time cumming to his skills, cuz they will think it makes them gay too…..See, now it’s just a love of a sport and someone who plays the sport gracefully that gets them off, and nothing to do with the cock in the little shorts he wears but if he was gay, that would all change, since all his fans, despite being pansies are homophobic, making the whole thing fucking confusing…..But then again, he may just be euro and euro people are all kinda flaming….and really it doesn’t matter whether this bitch is fucking her man up the ass with a big black dildo or if he’s fucking her…cuz she is hot and the taste of fame is addictive and will lead to her naked in picture…we just gotta keep this momentum up. Pics via Bauer

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Irina Shayk is Looking Hot of the Day