I’ve never heard of SuperELLE before, but according to my sources, Bella Hadid did this leggy photoshoot for the Chinese fashion mag’s upcoming fall issue. Now, if you ask me, this whole thing sounds kind of made up, which makes it pretty perfect that they hired a fake model like Bella. A knockoff supermodel for a knockoff version of ELLE . I just wonder who paid who, and how much.
Elsa Hosk posted this picture of her censored tits on Instagram – I am posting it because it is really fucking creepy – she is promoting some nude calendar she is involved in – for LUI magazine, shot by Victoria’s Secret photographer David Bellemere, who is a good guy to know if you want to be a nude model, a titty model, naked on the internet enough for him to shoot you and for Victoria’s Secret to notice and give you a job…. So let that be a lesson all you internet social media sluts already know, get naked on the internet and maybe one day a big brand will take you seriously and give you actual money…and I want all of you to do it – so I can see what you look like naked… Here are the uncensored pics – because uncensored is better… The post Elsa Hosk’s Censored Nipple for Instagram Creeps me Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kyra Santoro is part of some movement of girls who get naked for the internet – but not for Playboy – because Playboy doesn’t do nudity – they just get girls fully nude and posing in front of, or behind objects so that you don’t see any of the nudity they are willing to show… It’s a great and progressive for the female tribe, you know get naked on your terms, for free, to not sexualize the woman body – while sexualizing the woman body…. Because back in the day, you’d have to pay models 50,000 dollars or more to get them naked in the magazine, and now they just do it for the instagram shout out….because I doubt girl got paid shit to be used in a men’s magazine for men to jerk off to… but not really – because it’s implied nudity and there’s nothing compelling about that…it’s spread asshole or nothing for me…the cocktease bores me… I don’t know who Kyra Santoro is, but she’s now got a post on the site as a champion of girl doing Playboy for free – for their rebrand – cuz it’s not full naked – for feminism….since feminists don’t need money, their sugar daddies have enough of that…..weird… The post Kyra Santoro Not Quite Naked for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bridget Malcom is a skinny, drug addict looking model – who is apparently best known for doing Victoria’s Secret, but who I like to think is pretty perfect – because in a world of obesity, jacked up hormones in our food, it’s nice to see a girl still genetically inclined to be skinny as fuck, the way models are supposed to be, whether it is through starving herself, or other eating disorders or not…it still makes me happy knowing it exists and that is is possible….it is aspirational… That said, she’s in non-nude Playboy – because apparently showing a girls naked ass, while the rest of her is naked, in various settings, but not showing nipple or cunt, is not sexualizing a girl, it’s fake art and hipster instagram branding that advertisers love, but that I think is fucking lame, because when dealing with some high profiled skinny chick like Bridget Malcom I want to see if her uterus hangs out of her like you’d assume it would due to no fat or muscle tone to keep it in place or not…I don’t need to see her long hair cover her nipples or her leg angled the right way…if anything it’s mocking us, cock teasing us, and rude…so fuck you Bridget Malcom…and Playboy…you’re rude money grubbing assholes..who don’t show assholes… The post Bridget Malcom Not naked for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alice Exx is some babe from Australia, I don’t really know anything about her, she hasn’t agreed to go on any dates, she’s not an ex girlfriend, we’ve never made passionate love like out of a daytime soap opera and we haven’t had a Disney Romance…She hasn’t come over to to cuddle with me…we have never NETFLIXED and Chilled…and I didn’t match her on Tinder, so I’m not sure I know how how to deal with her, as tinder girls are the only ones I understand these days…(not sponsored by tinder, but should be, send me money you DOT COM BILLIONAIRE FASCISTS )…… Maybe it’s got to do with not being in Australia, but lucky we have a correspondent in Australia , Art Provocative , sending me all kinds of pictures of all kinds of people…often times sex workers and sometimes just local babies…and in this case Alice Exx i and her heart shaped nipples…that like are like an emoji but better….because they are nipples. All this to say..this is a pretty perfect shoot… The post Alice Exx Heart Shaped Nipples and her Pet from Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model with a funny looking nose..if you take the time to look away from her pretty perfect looking photoshopped body for some company called Express. She was a pro Swedish Basketball player, which isn’t some pornographic sex fetish, but rather actual women’s Basketball, that is best described as the IKEA version of the WNBA. But now she’s a model, because who the fuck wants to be a pro Swedish basketball player when companies like Victoria’s Secret throw hundreds of thousands of dollars at her. She’s alright…catalog pics aren’t’…they fucking suck…
Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect as far as I am concerned and I guess as far as Victoria’s Secret is concerned too…because they’ve turned her into their poster girl…and without them…she’d probably still be a fit model…trying on clothes for old lady dress manufacturers…but instead she’s the tall, lean, hot body…half naked and incredible to look at…with a rockin’ accent who seems like a pretty lovely person…based on my extensive research of looking at her half naked.
Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect….except for the AIDS shit that annoy all South Africans when I bring it up…because unlike Candice Swanepoel, they didn’t get the fuck out the first chance they had….but instead they stuck around risking HIV transmission every time they dance too close to someone, share a drink, get sneezed on, hold hands, or sniff dirty panties/bike seats…..She’s fit, she’s rich, she’s hot as fuck and even when posing in boring catalog shots…I want to get her pregnant….and I hate babies, pregnancy, but appreciate hot pussy and K-Fed’s work ethic….and sometimes that overpowers all…. Boring pics, hot women….get up on it.
Candice Swanepoel is so good at Bikinis that she gets paid for the shit, but unlike someone who hates his work, you know since her work involves getting half naked, she just fucking goes at it for free, pretty much giving all her paying customers the finger, saying “you motherfuckers pay me 15,000 dollars a day for shit I do for free”….and I am just glad she does, because she’s pretty perfect…all girls should look like this and if they don’t, it is our job to encourage them to stop eating Fast Food, to develop an eating disorder, to hit the gym and to make magic….or just fuckin throw the fucking towel, get pregnant by a willing man, cuz there is always a willing man desperate to fuck anything as to not live a life alone, there’s no point in trying anymore cuz Candice Swanepoel wins….you fucking loser…
In case there were any doubts that Britney Spears got engaged … the star and fiance Jason Trawick celebrated with a massive soiree in Las Vegas Friday. The pop singer showed off a fairly massive engagement ring, to boot! Jason, Britney’s former agent and boyfriend of several years, popped the question with a three-carat round, Neil Lane stone with a diamond-paved band. Yeah. Not too shabby, we’d say. The couple had plenty to celebrate: Spears turned 30 December 2 and wrapped up her world tour December 10, while Jason Trawick turned 40 Thursday. The result was an intimate gathering at the Planet Hollywood Resort, followed by a big celebratory dinner at the Chocolate Lounge in the Paris Hotel. Then it was off to Chateau nightclub to party the night away with some of Britney’s family and close friends. Sounds pretty perfect if you ask us. Congratulations again to the happy couple!