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Ashley Tisdale’s FitsPo Looking her Best of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am old, so I don’t really know any of the new Disney stars, I just don’t care, since I don’t own a TV, have never owned a TV, and most importantly don’t have kids or babysit kids that force me to watch the shit… I am also not in a horrible marriage, well I am in a horrible marriage, but I am not in a horrible marriage where I have to resort to jerking off to 20 year old chicks on badly scripted shows… I am in a horrible marriage where I fuck 20 year old chicks behind my wife’s back…in what some would call evil, heartless, disgusting, but that I consider amazing…it is really what keeps me going… That said, Tisdale, is one of the Disney girls from the past who was over-exposed, but not in a good way like her counterpart Vanessa Hudgens, but over-exposed by a strong PR Team when instagram didn’t exist, and I never quite got it… Sure she had a fit body, but that face threw everything off. She knew it too, and even tried to fix it…and that made things even worse and more desperate, but her team tried to trick her, as she was money maker, to think she was hot…they even won her awards based on being hot…to feed the delusions…but through it all…she had a hot body…a body she probably realized was all she had going for her…because she poses faceless… Turns out, as long as Ashley Tisdale hides her face, she’s good. TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER SCARY FACE CELEBRATING ONE YEAR OF MARRIAGE CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale’s FitsPo Looking her Best of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alice Exx Heart Shaped Nipples and her Pet from Australia of the Day

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Alice Exx is some babe from Australia, I don’t really know anything about her, she hasn’t agreed to go on any dates, she’s not an ex girlfriend, we’ve never made passionate love like out of a daytime soap opera and we haven’t had a Disney Romance…She hasn’t come over to to cuddle with me…we have never NETFLIXED and Chilled…and I didn’t match her on Tinder, so I’m not sure I know how how to deal with her, as tinder girls are the only ones I understand these days…(not sponsored by tinder, but should be, send me money you DOT COM BILLIONAIRE FASCISTS )…… Maybe it’s got to do with not being in Australia, but lucky we have a correspondent in Australia , Art Provocative , sending me all kinds of pictures of all kinds of people…often times sex workers and sometimes just local babies…and in this case Alice Exx i and her heart shaped nipples…that like are like an emoji but better….because they are nipples. All this to say..this is a pretty perfect shoot… The post Alice Exx Heart Shaped Nipples and her Pet from Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara’s Peggy Bundy of the DAy

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Sofia Vergara brought her old Botox face to Jimmy Kimmel, where she continued to fool the world into thinking she’s a comedic actress, because she is a comedic actress, on one of TV, yes TV, it is still around’s most prized show I call…Sofia Vergara’s tits and accents while Sarah Hyland learns how to slut…but to America it is Modern Family… I mean I guess comedic acting, which apparently requires little to no talent, just tits, if the role is written for you, thanks to using those tits on one of the producers, making it seem like a lottery win… In her 20a, when you’d expect tits like this to really be at their best, she was half naked and hosting cheesy latin shows after she escaped Colombia due to either being rich from drug and/or coffee money….or as a refugee…the kind of migrant you’d want to take in and take advantage of…even if she came with a kid in tow…because she’s just that good… I guess what I am getting at is that sometimes tits carry a girl into their old age, sometimes using those tits as a bikini clad host of cheesy shit in the 90s as a vehicle to get to this superstar celebrity status as an actress..because acting requires very little talent, just access…and access can come by giving accsss to a motherfucker to your pussy to cum…it’s what I call raw talent…since no one uses condoms.. Either way, she’s keeping the sex appeal alive, fit and with botoz…and she’s on Kimmel…with that voice…that she plays up aggressive as I’ve never met a Colombian who sounds quite like this cartoony, fetish version of a Colombian…she knows how to seduce… Here she is on Married with Children… Here she is on people flirting with her husband The post Sofia Vergara’s Peggy Bundy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Izabel Goulart’s Slow Motion Dive Erotica of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember there was a time, probably a year ago, maybe less…where the same people who while glued to their phones, checking their status updates and instagram likes, while creating words like “Bae” and hashtags like #goals, while referring to friends as their Squad….and talking about their eyebrows “Fleek”…while doing some stupid dance routine..that all the drones, fully absorbed in hip hop pop music, no better than the Backstreet boys of the 90s, N’Sync of the 2000s, and New Kids on the Block of the 80s…had a term called “THIRST TRAPPING”…which I guess meant the girl was thirsty and not an out in the desert and I need to jump in the ocean kind or in this case a pool kind of way…but in a “I want attention, let me bait you with slutty pics, and trap you”…kind of way….that has basically fueled instagram, one degree from being a porn site, because porn is what fuels the world… That said, there is no way this slow motion dive brought to you by Izabel Goulart, an older, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model with an insane body thanks to working out every fucking day…she’s got nothing else to do while waiting for Victoria’s Secret fashion shows to walk…it’s all she knows and it’s made her rich…and she’s going to milk it… What I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted by myself, is, there is no way this was done strictly to say “check out my dive”…it’s more “look at my long luxurious and amazing body…and don’t forget the ass..my god my ass….it’s so round from those squats..and my legs…oh god my legs, no wonder I get paid, when really all I want is dudes to jerk off to me and like my pics because I had no dad growing up”…kind of thing… The post Izabel Goulart’s Slow Motion Dive Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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