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Paris Hilton is Disgusting of the Day

This just in – Paris Hilton is still fucking garbage….and the source of Kim Kardashian who I assume pays out a management fee of 10 percent, allowing Paris Hilton to take the backseat, her favorite, only to make appearances every once in a while with her backseat…that many people have lost their keys / change / dignity and HERPES Negative Rating up inside… Garbage.. I think these made the rounds the other day, but who gives a fuck about Paris Hilton’s asshole gauze shaped as a thong…..to deal with her open sores. The best thing about Paris Hilton is that she blocked me on Social Media without me ever commenting on her shit, making it seem like she went out of her way to block me before I had a chance to cyber bully her into suicide, something less important to do now that she’s fallen off, but that I’d probably still get pleasure out of.. The post Paris Hilton is Disgusting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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In Bed With Caitlin Jenner Porn of the Day

There is something terribly disturbing about Bruce Jenner lying in bed in drag, drinking his drink, in what seems like he’s either drunk or medicated, while his daughter films him….making it seem as though he may just be an unstable housewife who medicates her sadness while sitting on her pile of money….that’s why she kills people in car accidents… This family is dark, soulless, fucked up and twisted…but brands love to hire them…so I guess they matter… Maybe he’s just dealing with his period cramps or is it menopause…either way…there’s mental disorders going on here…and I am sure it will fuck up his girls – who are already so fucked up – leading to what may actually be an interesting storyline… The post In Bed With Caitlin Jenner Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara’s Peggy Bundy of the DAy

Sofia Vergara brought her old Botox face to Jimmy Kimmel, where she continued to fool the world into thinking she’s a comedic actress, because she is a comedic actress, on one of TV, yes TV, it is still around’s most prized show I call…Sofia Vergara’s tits and accents while Sarah Hyland learns how to slut…but to America it is Modern Family… I mean I guess comedic acting, which apparently requires little to no talent, just tits, if the role is written for you, thanks to using those tits on one of the producers, making it seem like a lottery win… In her 20a, when you’d expect tits like this to really be at their best, she was half naked and hosting cheesy latin shows after she escaped Colombia due to either being rich from drug and/or coffee money….or as a refugee…the kind of migrant you’d want to take in and take advantage of…even if she came with a kid in tow…because she’s just that good… I guess what I am getting at is that sometimes tits carry a girl into their old age, sometimes using those tits as a bikini clad host of cheesy shit in the 90s as a vehicle to get to this superstar celebrity status as an actress..because acting requires very little talent, just access…and access can come by giving accsss to a motherfucker to your pussy to cum…it’s what I call raw talent…since no one uses condoms.. Either way, she’s keeping the sex appeal alive, fit and with botoz…and she’s on Kimmel…with that voice…that she plays up aggressive as I’ve never met a Colombian who sounds quite like this cartoony, fetish version of a Colombian…she knows how to seduce… Here she is on Married with Children… Here she is on people flirting with her husband The post Sofia Vergara’s Peggy Bundy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day

She was Miss USA, and Nick Jonas’ girlfriend…and I guess now naked in a magaizne…that is a magazine, but really only for the sake of luring in hot girls in LA to shoot naked, because it makes it seem more legit, when really the objective is to just get them naked for shoots, like most of these instagram photographers are doing with these instagram models, it’s a good excuse to get girls naked…and to see girls you’d otherwise not see naked…only for TREATS!, it’s recruiting for sugar babies and sugar daddies….making it seem much more high end… It’s like not your bootleg hipster nude shoot, this shit is in Mansions while rich dudes finance it and watch… The post Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoe Saldana Weight Reveal Stirs Up Controversy

The latest issue of Allure features  Zoe Saldana nude and quotes the actress as saying she’s androgynous . But it’s a number on the cover of this magazine that is actually stirring up the most controversy, as editors describe the actress as “115 pounds of grit and heartache.” Why advertise such a low number, many are asking? Doesn’t this set a poor example?   “We conclude that 115 is a number meant to represent an attractively tiny weight,” writes New York Magazine. “Delicate and tiny, making her “grit” all the more charming. Just a tiny little pretty thing, but boy, little missy packs a punch! A rare catch, that 115-pounder, same size as the prize tuna fish. Either that or they think it’s a “healthy” weight. Bizarre and unnecessary either way.”   Saldana stands 5’7″, notes the website Stlyeite, making it seem like the publication was purposely trying to “drum up” buzz by including the figure.   Adds The Frisky: “There’s so much pressure for women, other actresses and models in particular, to look attain a mainstream definition of attractiveness, and how much other women with other bodies weigh is not helpful.”   What do you think? Allure listing Saldana’s weight is…     Setting a bad example! Totally fine! View Poll »  

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New Rihanna “We Found Love” Music Video Starring Her Boy Toy Dudley O’Shaughnessy [Video]

It seems that Rihanna moves fast when it comes to men. The guy in this video, Dudley O’shaughnessy, is no different. RihRih doesn’t mind getting freaky in front of a cam and making it seem…. REAL. A lot of bumping and grinding in this video… a lot! Turn the page and peep.

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Christina Hendricks’ Massive Emmy Cleavage

I don’t think Christina Hendricks won anything last night at the Emmy Awards , to be honest I couldn’t be bothered to watch, but I knew that there would be a lot of shots of her big old cleavage. If there was a “Best Insanely Massive Fat Suffocate A Small Child Breasts” award, this ginger would have that category wrapped up for years. They’re almost too big…. Come on, is there really such a thing as breasts that are too big. I didn’t think so. Enjoy. more pictures of Christina Hendricks here

Kate Upton Just Belongs In Her Underwear

Alright, I think I’m done with all the Emmy Award cleavage and red carpet booty shots, at least for now, so let’s switch gears to something a little more my speed like some shots of a supermodel half naked. Here’s busty superhottie Kate Upton hanging out in various sexy bras and panties showing off her perfect cleavage. I know she’s supposed to be making it seem that if you buy this bra, your breasts will look as amazing as Kate’s… Good luck with that.

Kanye West Clarifies Britney Spears Comments in Vintage Twitter Rant

After trash talking Britney Spears on Twitter about her new #1 single and how he “let her” have the top spot, Kanye West feels the need to clarify. Because it’s Kanye, some people assumed this was Taylor-Gate reloaded. But he was seriously not trying to start a feud with Spears, West insists. Naturally, he took to Twitter again to rectify the situation. I’MMA LET U BE #1 : It was a joke, people! Aside from his inability to spell Britney, and the fact that the Shift and 1 keys on his MacBook are going to fall off, his ramblings are fairly well reasoned, funny and self-deprecating. Mostly. Here’s what the much-maligned rapper had to say: