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Selena Gomez Is Going Full Social Media Tease

In case you guys missed it,  Selena Gomez is a blonde now. And to be honest, I barely even noticed at first. Me and the Little Tuna were too busy focusing our attention a couple feet lower… But hey, as long as Selena’s new ‘do gives her a good excuse to show off her hair (and her funbags) on Snapchat on a regular basis, I fully approve.

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Bella Hard Thorne Hard Nipple of the Day….

Recently announced bi sexual because it is good for business – Bella “hard nipple” Thorne – posted some hard nipple pic to her social media because it’s good for business – like being bisexual – it adds depth and reach and relevance to the market and makes for a good excuse for her slutty Behavior – in a self discovery pitch rather that it all be shameless…the next step will be bipolar but that will only happen after a public episode when she hits her peak of bratty famous for slutty pics top…magical The post Bella Hard Thorne Hard Nipple of the Day…. appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Cluason for Ysu Tsia of the Day

Hailey Clauson is only an interesting story because when she was 16, she did a campaign for Urban Outfitters that her father signed off on, and was there for, and she turned around an sued the store for a lot of money and “settled”….in what I would have thought was the nail in the coffin of a career, but since she was a 16 year old girl, she was the victim, since 16 year old’s can’t be calculating psychopaths, and brands are evil…allowing her to have a career…if you think workinf or Sports Illustrated is a career, since they don’t pay..when I guess it’s really just more marketing for her… Doesn’t matter… What matters is that she’s in these pics to prepare all you perverts for Miami Swimweek, which in case you don’t use instagram, is where all the instagram models meet up to wear bikinis together… The post Hailey Cluason for Ysu Tsia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day

She was Miss USA, and Nick Jonas’ girlfriend…and I guess now naked in a magaizne…that is a magazine, but really only for the sake of luring in hot girls in LA to shoot naked, because it makes it seem more legit, when really the objective is to just get them naked for shoots, like most of these instagram photographers are doing with these instagram models, it’s a good excuse to get girls naked…and to see girls you’d otherwise not see naked…only for TREATS!, it’s recruiting for sugar babies and sugar daddies….making it seem much more high end… It’s like not your bootleg hipster nude shoot, this shit is in Mansions while rich dudes finance it and watch… The post Olivia Culpo in Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Surf Video of the Day

I didn’t know that Kate Upton could surf. I guess it would make sense, or be a good excuse for why she was always in a bikini, I mean before being too fat for a bikini, and too fat to work as a model, and too fat for even people who like fat girls to are about her, despite her fat sloppy tits, because fat girls and fat tits….kind of come together…like you and all your friends in your circle jerk…homo. The post Kate Upton Surf Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show

I’m always a fan of the big award shows, even though I’ve never been invited to one (hint hint). Because no matter how boring they get, they’re always a good excuse for a bunch of hotties to compete to see who can drop more red carpet cleavage. It’s one of my favorite annual traditions. So here’s perennial favorite Salma Hayek at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe afterparty. And while she didn’t win for Best Globes this year (that award goes to J-Lo ), she should know that it’s an honor just to be nominated for this made-up, arbitrary award determined by a perverted blogger. So congratulations Salma! And better luck next year. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading