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Julianne Hough Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Hough interests me as much as she interests her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest….and that’s not very much….only unlike Ryan Seacrest, my disinterest has nothing to do with her lack of a penis…but instead it has to do with her average at best looks…not to mention…as a professional dancer…all I see is failed stripper…even if she’s living the professional dancer dream of being cast to dance on TV, in music videos and movies….cuz I prefer the professional dancer reality…you know that she’s actually made it as more than just a front for Seacrest’s sexuality to hide his sexy relationship with Simon Cowell….and here she is in a bikini and it’s as boring as a white bikini can be. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Melanie Sykes Latex Bodysuit for Fabulous Magazine of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Melanie Sykes is a pretty old British TV Host….who was at one point a model. You’ve likely never heard of her…because I have never heard of her…and if I had heard of her…I would have likely forgotten who she was because that’s just how good I am at this celebrity shit…don’t blame me blame my facial recognition blindness…everyone looks the same…and really whether you know her or not..you now know what she looks like in some low level bondage gear for some magazine…and at 42, it could be substantially worse….

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Sojourner Morrell Titties for Fashion of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sojourner is some British model who reminds me of some lesbian hipster…only unlike lesbian hipsters…she’s not drinking Pabst out of hairy pussy….but instead modeling…which I guess is kind of a hipster thing to do in and of itself…but not for the lebsians….cuz lesbians are the devil and too busy plotting how to cut off every man’s penis in the world while eating organic vegan foods….. So Sojourner….say that 10 times fast….showed her little tits for fashion and I’m into that…because if she’s got a modeling contract, she’s got that stamp of approval I need to not feel gay when fucking her little boy body raw….you know in theory or more importantly…in fantasy…cuz I’ll likely never meet this bitch, or remember this bitch, in 5 minutes….I’m like a mosquito like that…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Matthew Broderick Returns as Ferris Bueller! Sort Of!

Posted on January 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG. Matthew Broderick is finally reprising his career-defining role of Ferris Bueller. That’s the good news. The bad? It’s only for a Super Bowl commercial. The sequel to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off has been rumored for years, and will likely never happen. Which is probably for the best, as it could never be topped. Perhaps a 30- or 60-second Super Bowl ad – for what, we have no idea, but a teaser for the spot appears below – is the perfect dose of Bueller in 2012. Check out a gray-haired Matthew reenacting a famous scene below: Matthew Broderick Ferris Bueller Ad Tease We don’t know what’s funnier, seeing Broderick as a middle-aged version of Ferris, or that we live in an age where Super Bowl commercials have their own trailers.