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Brooke Shields This Aint the Blue Lagoon No More Granny Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No one told Brooke Shields that this aint the Blue Lagoon no more…you know Blue Lagoon the movie where 14 year old Brook was naked the entire time as it was part of the story…in what would never happen today cuz it’d be a sex crime for all involved…cuz no 14 year old should be naked or half naked on screen – that’s the devil’s work and illegal…and apparently, based on these pics, neither should the 65 year old version of them… https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Brooke-Shields-@brookeshields-•-Instagram-photos-and-video.mp4 The post Brooke Shields This Aint the Blue Lagoon No More Granny Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brooke Shields Beach Slutting Like it was Blue Lagoon’s 50th Anniversary of the Day

Posted on April 19, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am old enough to remember Brooke Shields before she transitioned and became a man… I am old enough to remember seeing a 15 year old Brooke Shield when she was a girl…naked on a deserted island…in Blue Lagoon…a role that I like to think was her only worthy role…but also one I was confused about because getting a 15 year old naked in Hollywood is a thing they like to do…but they are usually not so bold as to film it – even if it is for the sake of ART or content….they usually hire 20 year olds to play 15 year olds who get naked. I remember her sitcom, or when she made me question Agassi’s sexuality, something I am sure tennis fans wondered with all his flamboyant neon outfits… Yet here she is in her 50s, maybe 60s…with her ass in the air, like she just washed up on shore….and it’s weird…but not overly weird cuz it looks like she may be back n her estrogen as she’s looking more womanly than she has in years…. Menopause usually does the opposite…so silly…you are…Brooke Shields.. Funny what instagram does to these people, just naked all the time… The post Brooke Shields Beach Slutting Like it was Blue Lagoon’s 50th Anniversary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dora Madison Burge Instagram erotica of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dora Madison Burge is not famous, but apparently she’s on TV, on a show called Chicago Fire, that is not to be confused with Chicago PD, or Chicago Medics, or any of the other Chicago based emergency worker shows that I guess are some kind of franchise or trend…because the people who watch TV are Midwesterners. I don’t know if she’s got an important role, or if she was just an extra, but I do know she takes pretty racy instagram pics of herself fully nude, because she was previously on Friday Night Lights, and must have had that taste from fame 9 years ago, and now that she’s got a shot at it again..she’s going for it…. Keep going for it girl….Get it. The post Dora Madison Burge Instagram erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brooke Shields in Some Magazine in her Underwear of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Shields is the reason I thought Andre Agassi was a homosexual…because for the majority of her life and career she’s been a big burly dyke… Brooke Shields has only really been good in her underwear in Blue Lagoon when Hollywood made erotic movies with teens, and didn’t go to jail, what the fuck was that sex offense about…weird…I can’t imagine that ever happening today…which is a good thing…we don’t need more perverts jerking off to underage girls.. But we also don’t need more perverts jerking off to Brooke Shields, she’s had her time, even if she’s got this new face thanks to botox and a body I guess she works out cuz she’s got nothing better to do.. It’s some shameless ego nonsense that could have been “aging gracefully”…but I guess all these people like to be clickbait, it’s part of being famous….or “once famous”… I’m not into 60 year olds in panties or bathing suits ever..not even on tropical cruises…shit terrifies me…but also makes me feel young and fit…comparatively…but these are pictures and not a cruise, and they should have never happened…that’s all. Spread eagled too? What?! The post Brooke Shields in Some Magazine in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brooke Shields In Her Calvin’s!!!

Posted on July 26, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if I’ve ever done a post on Brooke Shields before, considering I’m pretty sure she was considered washed-up by the time I started this site. But I’m always willing to make an exception for any hottie looking to restart her career by posing in her underwear. So here’s Brooke looking pretty damn good for over 50 in something called Social Life Magazine . And who knows, maybe she’s got a promising second career as a hot cougar after this. She’s definitely got the support of me and the Little Tuna at least.

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Brooke Shields In A Bikini Never Gets Old

Posted on March 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brooke Shields In A Bikini Will Fill You With A Warm, Comfortable Feeling… read more

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Charlize Theron is the TANK of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlize Theron is a tank… Just a heads up – because I think it’s important to remind the world that aging happens and it is a terrible thing – even when you’re rich and you get work done, you may think you are god, and you may have a god complex because you’ve made it and because you’re South African and white, and because your mom killed your dad for being abusive, taking his life like the lord and savior would if there was one..you still scale out the way you are meant to…because it’s not the mid 90s anymore and you’re not the South African model turned Playboy Playmate turned actress who got naked in movies turned actress who won Oscars ..turned big…and sure she was probably always big…but now filled out big…and it’s terrifying. Blame menopause. Genetics. Biology…who knows…. But what I can say with certainty is that Charlize Theron is no more. The post Charlize Theron is the TANK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chantal Jeffries is the Low Level Mangled Face Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chantal Jeffries is part of the Kyle Jenner generation. The fat chicks with mangled faces who get liposuction on their stomachs to give them a waistline despite looking like fucking circus freaks…they can angle themselves to the ratchet “urban” which is really white Jewish kid market…and they can play sex icon, glamorous, bootleg kardashian…who probably hangs out with the Kardashians…and who has a ton of followers which would make you think that she’s relevant…while your brain is telling you she’s fucking busted…. Her claim to fame is being the girl caught with Bieber when he was caught speeding in a lambo in Florida…and I guess that’s all it takes to get to this moment right here…hanging with other fat ass young girls who look like they are 45 year old moms…done up for the hip hop community…as their bikini bottoms get eating by their cunts like it’s some fancy restaurant meal they’re at because they’re classy… The post Chantal Jeffries is the Low Level Mangled Face Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Shields in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pretty Baby – Brooke Shields has always been a bit of a man, I mean besides when she was a 14 year old naked in Blue Lagoon, a movie I’ll assume all of you, especially the producer and directors, jerked off to, because I assume their logic is if a 14 year old is naked for the sake of art, it’s not actual nudity, and if you jerk off to that 14 year old nude, you’re just a purveyor of art….or fans of art…not creepy perverts just trying to tell a wonderful story…or enjoying a wonderful story… In this era…I doubt the naked 14 year old love story would go over very well, but it’s not 1980 anymore, and that’s probably a good thing…let’s stick to naked 18 year olds for our pervert needs… And I guess now that Suddenly Susan tank who Andre Agassi once wrestled….is feeling good about her 50 year old body…all hard nippled…and lovely…because she’s put up a picture. Now I never found her hot, always found her terrible but today is a new day of a new week and she’s doing good…hard nippled and this is good…and that’s so fucking weird.. The post Brooke Shields in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook… She’s part of an old story…Blue Lagoon and she’s Brooke Shields…giving a lot of really depressing people with no taste, no concept of quality, who follow her because she’s living the dream in a bikini – and it makes no sense to me….yet it is happening, she’s making a million a year…off nothing…really nothing… The post Alexis Ren in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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