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Jared Leto Makes Like Kim Kardashian, Debuts Blonde Locks to Mixed Reviews

It’s a big day for blondes! (Insert your own “dumb blonde” joke here. We recommend: Bigger than the day they invented the submarine with screen doors?! ) First, Kim Kardashian went blonde for Paris Fashion Week and incurred the wrath of the entire Internet. Now, Jared Leto has become the latest celeb to join House Slytherin, and his golden coif is receiving slightly better reviews. Earlier this week, Leto chopped off his hair and documented the lock-ectomy on Instagram. It was a big deal, as Jared’s Jesus-like man-mane was a famous symbol of his outsider status. The Oscar winner had to part with his hair (pardon the pun) to play the Joker in Suicide Squad – the latest highly-anticipated comic book adaptation. So it makes sense why he went short (No one would be scared of a Joker who looks like he wants to sell you weed.), but the color choice is a bit harder to understand. Did Jared go blonde in preparation for dying his hair green, a la Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson, and every other big screen Joker? Or is he taking the iconic villain in a different direction with a sort of Joffrey Baratheon, Aryan Brotherhood vibe? We may not know until the film comes out, but either way, it’ll be interesting to see tree-hugging Leto transform himself into the scariest insane clown outside of a Juggalo convention. Jared Leto Hugging Memes! 1. Jared Leto Hugs a Tree View Photo Jared posted this tender moment to his Instagram page last week. It’s since inspired hundreds of hilarious memes. 2. Jared Leto Hugs NYC View Photo Lared shows New York City some love. He’s like a hippie King Kong. 3. Jared Leto Hugs Angelina Jolie’s Leg View Photo Jared and Angie share a moment. Leto said this photo was one of his favorites. 4. Jared Leto Hugs Himself View Photo Jared Leto hugs his own beard. Hilarious, but also highly disturbing. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jared Leto Hugs a Sloth View Photo Jared loves even the laziest creatures. There’s not escaping this man’s love. 6. Jared Leto Hugs the Leaning Tower of Pisa View Photo The tower may be leaning, but Jared’s love will keep it upright. His hugs can do anything. 7. Jared Leto Hugs Everything! View Photo A rainbow, a dolphin, a unicorn…Jared Leto hugs ’em all. He’s got a lot of love to give. The End. Up Next: ” Jared Leto Hugging Memes! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Jared Leto on Getting Fat to Play The Joker: What a Big Challenge!

Jared Leto is a brilliant actor, a celebrated singer/musician, and above all else: a hottie. And now he’s gonna go and get all fat? Leto has for all intents and purposes “won Hollywood.” Now he wants to really “challenge” himself with the role of the famous super villain, The Joker, in the upcoming film, Suicide Squad .  In an interview with Billboard magazine , Leto discussed the challenges that the iconic character presents: The opportunity to take on this nearly Shakespearean character – that’s what graphic novels and comic books are becoming, right? … [He’s] this beautiful disaster of a character – what a big challenge … I’m trying to gain a lot of weight. It means I have to eat every couple of hours, and I’m terrible at eating a lot. Tackling a role that’s been made famous by such acting greats as Heath Ledger and Jack Nicholson, that’s a challenge. Having to eat a lot? That’s NOT a challenge. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “hey … didn’t Jared Leto hook up with Katy Perry last year?” Why yes he did. They hooked up at Coachella. And hooking up with Katy Perry certainly does seem like it would be a challenge to the rest of us. But not to Leto, who’s won an Oscar and fronts a massive rock band. Eating too much is his idea of a challenge. But hey, different things are challenging to different people, I guess. Remember, Jared Leto has a giant penis , plus he’s rich and handsome. So sometimes the normal world is challenging to the ridiculously awesome people out there. So let’s wish him luck in his endeavor to “gain weight”. Here’s hoping it’s not too challenging. Jared Leto Hugging Memes! 1. Jared Leto Hugs a Tree View Photo Jared posted this tender moment to his Instagram page last week. It’s since inspired hundreds of hilarious memes. 2. Jared Leto Hugs NYC View Photo Lared shows New York City some love. He’s like a hippie King Kong. 3. Jared Leto Hugs Angelina Jolie’s Leg View Photo Jared and Angie share a moment. Leto said this photo was one of his favorites. 4. Jared Leto Hugs Himself View Photo Jared Leto hugs his own beard. Hilarious, but also highly disturbing. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jared Leto Hugs a Sloth View Photo Jared loves even the laziest creatures. There’s not escaping this man’s love. 6. Jared Leto Hugs the Leaning Tower of Pisa View Photo The tower may be leaning, but Jared’s love will keep it upright. His hugs can do anything. 7. Jared Leto Hugs Everything! View Photo A rainbow, a dolphin, a unicorn…Jared Leto hugs ’em all. He’s got a lot of love to give. The End. Did you like Jared Leto Hugging Memes!? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:

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Scarlett Johansson’s Hiding her Cellulite of the Day

I posted the above pic of Scarlett Johansson’s overrated ass in a bikini all 30 years old, divorced and sloppy….pretty much blaming marketing for tricking us into thinking she’s hot….or a sex symbol…or whatever you want to call the foundation of her career that has got her raspy voice, shit acting, attention…. Well today the BIKINI PICTURES CONTINUE only she’s was smart enough to wear shorts this time…I’m not allowed to post the new pictures cuz this dude who runs the paparazzi agency that owns them wants to sue me…or may be trying to sue me…so I’d rather just link the shit…not to mention it is Scarlett Johansson, a serious has been wwho never should have been, who needs to step back and live off her fortune she made of the snake oil sex appeal she sold us…. TO SEE THE FAT ASS BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Beckham Grabbing David Beckham’s Billboard Balls of the DAy

You probably figured out with the half dozen kids these freaks have that Victoria Beckham is a total whore who loves her husbands cum and apparently where his cum comes from….sticking around despite his cheating on her and all the scandals….all because she loves where his cum comes from….and here she is in New York for fashion week making a statement or tribute to them balls by doing one of those “tourist” pictures, you know the ones you see assholes put on facebook that normally involve holding the leaning tower up, or making the EIffel Tower stick out of their asses, only Posh Spice is doing it substantially better…cuz I like middle aged moms getting drunk and slutty especially on camera….it is the good kind of embarrassing for everyone involved…especially the kids back home…about to get teased by their friends after seeing their mom on youtube drunk dancing at a wedding…or grabbing at balls….Married couples are so weird.

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Shit My Darth Says

Link: http://twitter.com/ShitMyDarthSays You'll learn a lot about Vader via this Twitter feed run by his son. For instance, Darth hates the iPad but loves Justin Bieber. Example: “Oh I get it. 'Master Vader'. Very funny. Know what else I think is funny? Throwing people down bottomless airshafts.” Read

Fucking Tourists (PIC)

Everybody wants a piece of the Leaning Tower. Too bad they all look like idiots. View