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Laurie Cholewa in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Laurie Cholewa , she looks a bit like an animal you’d find in the zoo. Her name is some tribal sounding shit you’d find in the jungle. She’s from France and hosts a TV show there and I’m just posting this partially cuz I like the way her bikini bottoms hug her pussy, partially cuz I like her use of cleavage but mainly because I am disappointed that a monkey-lookin’ bitch from France, doesn’t have outrageous public hair creeping out of her bikini from all angles. Big pussy bush is the future of pussy trends and I thought France of all places understood that and never strayed from that…. This is unfortunate, especially for people like me who love some hair on the lip…cuz bikini waxes are fucking cheesy and on some Ed Hardy kick….I think that may have been a puberty hair poem. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Tara Reid is Drunk on Love of the Day

Tara Reid is in love. I wonder how much money this Danish “Businessman” named Michael Lillelund has. I can assume enough to buy her all the drugs she needs to continue the perpetual Spring Break party that is her life. Maybe this Danish “Businessman” is actually a dealer, which would make sense, cuz after spending the last decade committed to getting drunk and fucked up at parties and getting paid for it, she’s not about to stop, even though no one wants to book her to host their party, cuz sad, washed up, 40 year olds kinda put a damper on the vibe for the kids at the party, even they know she’s fucking pathetic…but she needs the fuel to keep going… Here they are staging a kiss which I guess is good publicity for everyone involved but at Tara Reid’s level of failure, this shoulda been a sex tape…which I believe is still a real option for her when rich guys she wants go for hotter, less battered pussy, leaving her with no real options…but prostitution and porn…. Dreams do come true, sometimes 20 years too late, but the still come true dammit.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Cute Little Cleavage

It’s Oktoberfest in Germany and I’m stuck at home writing all kinds of crap about it instead actually getting to enjoy some giant beers, roasted pork and drunk German chicks in pigtails with scary accents. Here’s Hayden Panettiere and her friendly giant having a good time getting drunk in their silly outfits. I appreciate that Hayden tried her best to show off what little cleavage she had, but I’ve seen some sexy Lederhosen on chicks on the internet before and this homely outfit just isn’t doing it for me. Maybe next year.

Kenny Powers Rides Again in the New Eastbound and Down Teaser

Eastbound and Down ended last season with Danny McBride’s baseball washout, Kenny Powers, abandoning his true love after by leaving her at a gas station and heading to Mexico. Apparently, he just got there.

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More TIFF: James Franco, Joaquin Phoenix, Mickey Rourke, Megan Fox, Others Made Official

So: In less than month you’ll officially have your first impressions of the films in which James Franco saws off his own arm, Matt Damon has a brush with death, Joaquin Phoenix gets crapped on, Mickey Rourke and (a winged) Megan Fox flee gangster Bill Murray, and Ed Harris loses control under the rookie directorial eye of Dustin Lance Black — all of these scenarios are coming to the Toronto Film Festival, organizers officially announced today. This is what fall looks like! Uplifted yet? Click through for a complete rundown of new announcements from up north.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reality Check: Slaughterhouses in the Homeland

Danielle Staub may or may not be invited back for the third season of the Real Housewives of New Jersey , but Bravo’s Garden State cast still has a few more Staub-heavy episodes left in its sophomore year. Like last night’s installment, which featured three Jersey Girls traipsing around their hilly homeland of Italy in stilettos, whining about their husbands and then getting drunk off of homemade wine in a pig slaughter house. Really. Meanwhile, possible evictee Danielle Staub enlisted a sleazy private eye with a basement office to track down her birth mother.

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Cody Linley: Drunk, Topless, Out of Control

As Katie Rees knows well, celebrity gossip sites are often all over scandalous shots of attractive females getting drunk and naked. But we’d be hypocrites if we didn’t also point out the times that guys acted like wasted loons as well. Step right up, Cody Linley ! The Hannah Montana actor, who was linked romantically to that show’s star until she moved on to her next boy toy, was spotted recently “drunk as a skunk,” according to Star magazine source.

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