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Jessica Alba Tits of the Day

Jessica Alba shook her mom tits while making a mom joke about them being hormonal and milk filled because if you know anything about pregnant women – they are disgusting, they know they are disgusting, and only have their tits to carry them through the pregancy and often times the first year of being a new mom, thanks to it being the only thing their husbands want to look at or fuck, but also because their pussies are shredded and can’t be fucked. I guess what I am saying is that Alba, even knowing she’s an old Alba, knows to use the tits for that attention that makes her feel good now that she can’t cheat on her husband with actual celebrities for a while, since that’d be weird….seeing as she’s got his baby, or what they think is their baby up in her.. Point being… I’m into this mom tit thing.. The post Jessica Alba Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Spread Legs in Underwear of the Day

I used to think that one of the worst things that could possibly happen is when a mom of two has the confidence to spread her legs in her underwear or even a bikini at the public pool.. Then I realized that it would probably be worse if she was naked and showing off the damage done from the lecherous creature that crawled out of her demon pussy… Then I started sexting married moms because they were low maintenance and realized that young girls who get banged out by multiple men are way more beat up in the pussy. Sure they haven’t had a 10 lbs potato rip them apart, but the thing with moms is that their pussies eventually bounce back in a big way, seeing as their husbands stop fucking them as soon as the babies happen… But that doesn’t mean Kourtney Kardashian is hot half naked, she’s just photoshopped, plastic surgery bullshit or redeemed herself in anyway – she’s a fucking Kardashian and doesn’t stand a chance…but at least she’s rich, that impresses Americans… The post Kourtney Kardashian’s Spread Legs in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day

Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits… Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids…. Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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In White Folks News: TLC Reality Star Michelle Duggar Says Wives Should Submit To Sex Whenever Their Husbands Want

Now, we know why she keeps poppin’ kids out her vajajay like it’s nothing. Michelle Duggar Says Wives Should Submit To Sex With Their Husbands Won’t be long before she is knocked up with baby number 21… According to Radar Online: Michelle Duggar has been happily married to her husband Jim Bob for 30 years and she shared the secrets to her successful relationship, saying that a surefire way to stay together is for the wife to always submit to sex whenever the husbands wants. The 19 Kids and Counting TLC reality star reveals that keeping things hot and heavy between the sheets at Jim Bob’s request, even when she’s tired, is the glue for their decades long union. The conservative Christian mother explained her reasoning to the Today Show, saying a friend gave her the wise advice before her 1994 marriage. “She said, ‘In your marriage there will be times you’re going to be very exhausted. Your hubby comes home after a hard day’s work, you get the baby to bed, and he is going to be looking forward to that time with you. Be available.’” So Michelle has taken that advice to heart, telling other women: “Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has, and you always need to be available when he calls.’” Even though she has 19 children, a daughter-in-law and three grandbabies to love, Michelle has said that always being available for sex works for the Duggar parents. “That has been such a lifesaver for our marriage,” she tells TODAY. And her smitten husband agrees, saying: “We’re like a newlywed couple every day!” Do you agree with Michelle?

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Lacey Banghard Topless for NUTS of the Day

Lacey Banghard…is a Glamour Model with the most appropriate name…because that is what every soccer player or dude in the UK with money is paying her to do when she’s not exposing her tits in magazines for perverts like you…probably for free…because this is her marketing campaign for her sideline escorting that she probably doesn’t think is escorting like many escorts or gold diggers who feel entitled and deserving of the shit, and as they spend their husbands money on their designer clothes…they somehow think half of it is theirs…even though they are really only there for their tits…but in a life where you only exist cuz of your tits…I guess you lose sight of that, or don’t really see it the same way as anyone with a fucking brain… Here she is flashin’…

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Emmy Rossum for Self Magazine of the Day

You know who I don’t like? Emmy Rossum ….This girl’s got a horrible attitude…she blocked me on TWITTER ….even though I’ve consistently endorsed her nude scenes in Shameless …a gig she only got because she was willing to get nude….and getting nude to get ahead, despite being one of my most favorite things…is annoying when a girl thinks she’s ahead cuz of her talent…that’s like seeing gold digging wives get out of their Bentley’s their husbands bought them acting entitled…like his hard work and money they fucked themselves into is rightfully theirs….cuz idiot decided to lock down with them to have a normal life….when everyone else in the world knows she’s just a fucking gold digger… Emmy Rossum has that attitude…and I doubt she talks about it in February’s issue of Self…..because in her mind…she’s a talent on the rise…. Who cares…the pics are boring.

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Reality TV: TLC’s ‘Sisterhood’ Introduces Folks To The First Wives Of Atlanta [Video]

Will you watch? According to People , comparisons are being made to all of the other reality shows that don’t do our women any justice: Think The Real Housewives of Atlanta – the men, the fashion, the drama. Now, just add church. Premiering on Jan. 1, TLC’s The Sisterhood takes viewers behind the pews and into the lives of some of Atlanta’s “first ladies,” as preacher’s wives are often known in the evangelical community. The view from inside their world, their world, as they support their husbands and churches, is a radical and candid rendering of how most people might view their role. They argue, get tattoos, work out to look hot and talk openly about sex, drugs and their not-so-godly pasts in a series certain to shake the Bible Belt. “The only thing we agree on is we all love God,” says one “sister” in this exclusive…The show will feature the soul-searching sass of real-life preacher’s wives Delana, Christina, Ivy, Tara and Domonique. Ugh…do you think TLC is making a smart move with this one? Images via youtube

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J.K. Rowling Book Cover: Revealed!

J.K. Rowling will officially leave the world of Harry Potter behind on September 27. That’s when the world famous author will release “The Casual Vacancy,” her much anticipated follow-up to the most popular book franchise in history. Peep the official cover – released this week by publisher Little, Brown – now: Will you pick up a copy of the new novel? Read the synopsis below and decide now: When Barry Fairbrother dies in his early forties, the town of Pagford is left in shock. Pagford is, seemingly, an English idyll, with a cobbled market square and an ancient abbey, but what lies behind the pretty fa

Gretchen Rossi in Her Bikini a Tao in Vegas of the Day

Gretchen Rossi is some useless weathered cunt from some Desperate Real Housewives shit that I refuse to watch because I think it was sent to us from the devil… You see I hate women like that…I see them all the time….and they consistently disgust me….not cuz they are rich or married to rich guys…but because they are tacky fake tan trashy rich women who look like gutter fucking strippers…when I like my High Society to be sophisticated, classy, like fucking the Royal Family.. I like to get my gutter trash for 10 dollars a song, 60 dollars a blowjob and 100 dollars to fuck….not from snobby,bullshit, society pussy that thinks it is hotter than it is and more important than it is….that doesn’t work and just spends their husbands money. The worst kind of hooker. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

My friends over at TCMag went to the trouble of posting 111 pictures of Candice Swanpoel for Victoria’s Secret. I am unfortunately not that motivated, but more importantly, no that interested in the doctored photoshoots Victoria’s Secret shove down our throat to sell billions of dollars, because they are all the fucking same…I know what more can you do with a bitch in a bikini on a beach that they haven’t already done….but they can start with no photoshopping out vagina definition or hard nipples…even though that would upset their Christian fan base, even though they should already upset their Christian fanbase as their husbands are jerking off to these bitches…and I understand why…cuz they are fucking hot….and that’s why I document this bitches other modeling gigs, even it is more clothed cuz shit’s just better quality and motivates me to figure out a way to give her an AIDS taste test with my tongue in her asshole…. Here’s some screen shots of Terry Richardson Shooting Candice for Japan Vogue and she’s in a bikini….and lovely….

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