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Lane Sisters for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Last week…I wrote a post about a set of sisters…called the Lane Sisters, who have sex with each other in porn …As far as I am concerned, they are taking over the porn industry…one incestuous touch at a time….while perverts like me are fucking loving the idea of it….because it is the best idea ever….sisters on my dick…sucking each other’s tits….now that’s special ….you know really grasping the essence of family…and how important it is in all aspects of your life…from career…to personal…to sex…. Well…it turns out they are French Canadian…which made total sense to me …as someone who lives in French Canada….and it turns out a friend of a friend of a friend saw the post….cuz the site is awesome….showed it to them…..leading to this email….an email I like to call a magical email sent from the heavens…. Hey, I’m a big fan of your site. Me and my sister are amateur pornstars and wanted to send some pictures of us wearing your t shirts and you can post them on your site ) would this be possible?. xxx Shana Amazing….. Which naturally got me off the fucking couch for this photoshoot….cuz pornstars…especially sisters…who fuck together have that affect on my laziness… So I got them in stepSHIRTS …..and this is what happened…. Sure, it’s tame…but remember….dreams do come true…all you have to do is blog about it….and magical things end up happening… GET THE SAME AWESOME stepSHIRTS THE GIRLS ARE WEARING BY CLICKING THIS LINK

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Emmy Rossum for Self Magazine of the Day

You know who I don’t like? Emmy Rossum ….This girl’s got a horrible attitude…she blocked me on TWITTER ….even though I’ve consistently endorsed her nude scenes in Shameless …a gig she only got because she was willing to get nude….and getting nude to get ahead, despite being one of my most favorite things…is annoying when a girl thinks she’s ahead cuz of her talent…that’s like seeing gold digging wives get out of their Bentley’s their husbands bought them acting entitled…like his hard work and money they fucked themselves into is rightfully theirs….cuz idiot decided to lock down with them to have a normal life….when everyone else in the world knows she’s just a fucking gold digger… Emmy Rossum has that attitude…and I doubt she talks about it in February’s issue of Self…..because in her mind…she’s a talent on the rise…. Who cares…the pics are boring.

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The Lane Sisters are My Favorite of the Day

Shana and Roxy Lane are the future …..when doing my research for STEPSMUT …I came across these sisters who fuck dudes together and masturbate together…and it blew my fucking mind…this is everyone’s fantasy..you know when you’re fucking one girl…and she has a sister….you want them both at the same time but never ask for it…cuz it is frowned upon..and they will call you a creep…..but these girls throw convention out the window…and bring it….in a who cares what society accepts…let’s fuck dudes together.. and make money doing it…all while sucking on each other’s nipples…in what is so next level wrong…so wrong that it’s so fucking right…I would have loved to grow up in their household…. It turns out they are from Montreal….and so am I…. I vow to find these girls…and become friends with these girls…and forever go on picnics and play board games, even though I hate board games, with these girls… We will vacation together…and go to Sunday night family dinners together…it’s on… I just need to get off my couch….but by this time next week I will have held at least one of their hand….and I’ll bring the proof…. TO SEE SOME OF THEIR HARDCORE PORN ON STEPSMUT.COM FOLLOW THIS LINK

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